ditchman Posted Saturday at 18:43 Report Share Posted Saturday at 18:43 39 minutes ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂 Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . is that "Tamworth speak" for pulling into a dogging layby..?.....you need to give Mel a buzz he knows all the sites ...it will be creamed hamsters for tea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted Saturday at 19:58 Report Share Posted Saturday at 19:58 (edited) 4 hours ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂 Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . If you have one that you can't fit in and think it might fit my criteria then I might just be your man , the shooting finish in two weeks time so I will have a bit more time , the two stents I had fitted should give me more energy and with my new teeth I can now eat a Banana , minus the skin of course , they need to like gun dogs , be able to set out a minimum of 12 thawed out Wood Pigeons and strong enough to carry the gear and any Pigeons that I manage to shoot , non smokers , drugs and drink , if you think of anything that I have forgot then please feel free ask , I can easily take them off road as in our county we haven't got that many roads that go anywhere . Edited Saturday at 22:26 by marsh man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Saturday at 20:35 Report Share Posted Saturday at 20:35 A big pair of ....................................................................................................................eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted Saturday at 20:47 Report Share Posted Saturday at 20:47 2 hours ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂 Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . Hello, That sounds good, Hope it goes well for you both, A lot of the ladies i met in my younger life could not even drive and expected me to be their Chauffeur !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Saturday at 22:10 Author Report Share Posted Saturday at 22:10 1 hour ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, That sounds good, Hope it goes well for you both, A lot of the ladies i met in my younger life could not even drive and expected me to be their Chauffeur !!!!!! I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Saturday at 23:46 Report Share Posted Saturday at 23:46 1 hour ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns and you of coarse said yes .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted Saturday at 23:47 Report Share Posted Saturday at 23:47 1 hour ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns So she’s driving, taking you off-road and wants to take a gun 😳 We may never hear from you again 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Saturday at 23:56 Author Report Share Posted Saturday at 23:56 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: and you of coarse said yes .......... Dam right 🤣 I think the 410 will be a good start 9 minutes ago, shaun4860 said: So she’s driving, taking you off-road and wants to take a gun 😳 We may never hear from you again 🫣 I’ll drive to the farm . I enjoy watching people love driving off road 😃. it’s been good while it’s last 🤣. funny enough I’ve just bought a book to fill in too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted Sunday at 00:09 Report Share Posted Sunday at 00:09 12 minutes ago, team tractor said: Dam right 🤣 I think the 410 will be a good start I’ll drive to the farm . I enjoy watching people love driving off road 😃. it’s been good while it’s last 🤣. funny enough I’ve just bought a book to fill in too 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 06:06 Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:06 Goodbye Nath............................................................................................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 06:38 Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:38 You'll just have to explain to her that your gun hasn't been used for a while , and apologise in advance, just in case it goes off in her hand. Nobody wants a negligent discharge, but sometimes these things just happen , so just make sure that your very small calibre weapon is pointing in a safe direction at all times . 👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted Sunday at 06:43 Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:43 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted Sunday at 06:48 Report Share Posted Sunday at 06:48 8 hours ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns Hello, Seat belt on !!!! although some ladies make excellent drivers, I would look at Clay Pigeon shooting ?? Hope she might like Fishing To!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 07:15 Report Share Posted Sunday at 07:15 25 minutes ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Seat belt on !!!! although some ladies make excellent drivers, I would look at Clay Pigeon shooting ?? Hope she might like Fishing To!!!! im sure she will be straight into you flies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted Sunday at 07:42 Report Share Posted Sunday at 07:42 9 hours ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns That might not be a good choice? 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted Sunday at 08:37 Report Share Posted Sunday at 08:37 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: You'll just have to explain to her that your gun hasn't been used for a while , and apologise in advance, just in case it goes off in her hand. Nobody wants a negligent discharge, but sometimes these things just happen , so just make sure that your very small calibre weapon is pointing in a safe direction at all times . 👍👍👍 Great euphemism there Mel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted Sunday at 10:39 Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:39 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: You'll just have to explain to her that your gun hasn't been used for a while , and apologise in advance, just in case it goes off in her hand. Nobody wants a negligent discharge, but sometimes these things just happen , so just make sure that your very small calibre weapon is pointing in a safe direction at all times . 👍👍👍 might cure those "night emisions" he has been having of recent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted Sunday at 10:49 Report Share Posted Sunday at 10:49 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: might cure those "night emisions" he has been having of recent I doubt it , he's been xxxxxxxx the bed for years mate 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted Sunday at 11:47 Author Report Share Posted Sunday at 11:47 5 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Goodbye Nath............................................................................................................................... 🤣🤣🤣 4 hours ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Seat belt on !!!! although some ladies make excellent drivers, I would look at Clay Pigeon shooting ?? Hope she might like Fishing To!!!! Just going to put veg out and blast it 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: I doubt it , he's been xxxxxxxx the bed for years mate 😁 🤣🤣🤣 you said you wouldn’t tell 3 hours ago, Old Boggy said: Great euphemism there Mel Could be more euphanasia 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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