ditchman Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 39 minutes ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂 Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . is that "Tamworth speak" for pulling into a dogging layby..?.....you need to give Mel a buzz he knows all the sites ...it will be creamed hamsters for tea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 (edited) 4 hours ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂 Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . If you have one that you can't fit in and think it might fit my criteria then I might just be your man , the shooting finish in two weeks time so I will have a bit more time , the two stents I had fitted should give me more energy and with my new teeth I can now eat a Banana , minus the skin of course , they need to like gun dogs , be able to set out a minimum of 12 thawed out Wood Pigeons and strong enough to carry the gear and any Pigeons that I manage to shoot , non smokers , drugs and drink , if you think of anything that I have forgot then please feel free ask , I can easily take them off road as in our county we haven't got that many roads that go anywhere . Edited January 18 by marsh man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 A big pair of ....................................................................................................................eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 2 hours ago, team tractor said: 😂😂😂😂 Well out the last 3 dates they’ve all wanted a 2nd date . thinning out the nutter and the catfish I’m taking a girl / lady off roading next Sunday . Hello, That sounds good, Hope it goes well for you both, A lot of the ladies i met in my younger life could not even drive and expected me to be their Chauffeur !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, That sounds good, Hope it goes well for you both, A lot of the ladies i met in my younger life could not even drive and expected me to be their Chauffeur !!!!!! I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns and you of coarse said yes .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns So she’s driving, taking you off-road and wants to take a gun 😳 We may never hear from you again 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: and you of coarse said yes .......... Dam right 🤣 I think the 410 will be a good start 9 minutes ago, shaun4860 said: So she’s driving, taking you off-road and wants to take a gun 😳 We may never hear from you again 🫣 I’ll drive to the farm . I enjoy watching people love driving off road 😃. it’s been good while it’s last 🤣. funny enough I’ve just bought a book to fill in too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 12 minutes ago, team tractor said: Dam right 🤣 I think the 410 will be a good start I’ll drive to the farm . I enjoy watching people love driving off road 😃. it’s been good while it’s last 🤣. funny enough I’ve just bought a book to fill in too 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Goodbye Nath............................................................................................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 You'll just have to explain to her that your gun hasn't been used for a while , and apologise in advance, just in case it goes off in her hand. Nobody wants a negligent discharge, but sometimes these things just happen , so just make sure that your very small calibre weapon is pointing in a safe direction at all times . 👍👍👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oldypigeonpopper Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 8 hours ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns Hello, Seat belt on !!!! although some ladies make excellent drivers, I would look at Clay Pigeon shooting ?? Hope she might like Fishing To!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 25 minutes ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Seat belt on !!!! although some ladies make excellent drivers, I would look at Clay Pigeon shooting ?? Hope she might like Fishing To!!!! im sure she will be straight into you flies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 9 hours ago, team tractor said: I’m making her drive 🤣. She’s asked if we can use the shotguns That might not be a good choice? 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: You'll just have to explain to her that your gun hasn't been used for a while , and apologise in advance, just in case it goes off in her hand. Nobody wants a negligent discharge, but sometimes these things just happen , so just make sure that your very small calibre weapon is pointing in a safe direction at all times . 👍👍👍 Great euphemism there Mel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 3 hours ago, mel b3 said: You'll just have to explain to her that your gun hasn't been used for a while , and apologise in advance, just in case it goes off in her hand. Nobody wants a negligent discharge, but sometimes these things just happen , so just make sure that your very small calibre weapon is pointing in a safe direction at all times . 👍👍👍 might cure those "night emisions" he has been having of recent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: might cure those "night emisions" he has been having of recent I doubt it , he's been xxxxxxxx the bed for years mate 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 19 Author Report Share Posted January 19 5 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Goodbye Nath............................................................................................................................... 🤣🤣🤣 4 hours ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Seat belt on !!!! although some ladies make excellent drivers, I would look at Clay Pigeon shooting ?? Hope she might like Fishing To!!!! Just going to put veg out and blast it 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: I doubt it , he's been xxxxxxxx the bed for years mate 😁 🤣🤣🤣 you said you wouldn’t tell 3 hours ago, Old Boggy said: Great euphemism there Mel Could be more euphanasia 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 25 Author Report Share Posted January 25 Well in 12 hours it’s blow some veg up time . 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 29 minutes ago, team tractor said: Well in 12 hours it’s blow some veg up time . 🤣 im really not with you on that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 Just now, ditchman said: im really not with you on that one She wants to take him into the countryside with a shotgun to “have a go” I think she is intending to do him in 🫣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 2 minutes ago, shaun4860 said: She wants to take him into the countryside with a shotgun to “have a go” I think she is intending to do him in 🫣 whats that got to do with blowing up vedge ???.........is it like doing pressups in the convent cucumber patch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, ditchman said: whats that got to do with blowing up vedge ???.........is it like doing pressups in the convent cucumber patch Well TT thinks he can get away with letting her shoot turnip’s and the like but I think she has other ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 On 19/01/2025 at 10:49, mel b3 said: I doubt it , he's been xxxxxxxx the bed for years mate 😁 He needs to buy a Tight Zoom ring......i think there is one for sale on the forum 1 minute ago, shaun4860 said: Well TT thinks he can get away with letting her shoot turnip’s and the like but I think she has other ideas ohhh so in Tamworth "shooting the turnip" is a sexual act in the local vernacular !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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