Floating Chamber Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 (edited) If this has been done before, I apologise! Over the forty years as a teacher, I 'encountered' quite a few names that stood out. I'll start with a few and leave it to other members! (All of mine are genuine and the last in the list, I saw in the Express & Star, last week.) Teresa Green Sonia Tighe, Barry Cade, Richard Head, Claude Balls Don Key Edit: Saw this yesterday on credits for movie 'Secret Santa' Jenny Taylor, Lori Driver. Edited January 13, 2008 by Floating Chamber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopy bunny blaster Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 wayne carr hugh G rection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wy111 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 New a bloke years ago called Brian Bush, married a lass called Olive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildbill Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Dwayne pipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 One of our best friends and god father to our girls is called Wayne King and he has a sister called Josephine (Joe)and a brother called Lee he should be a plumber but he is a sparks. Thier Mum remarried and they all got funny names. As a courier I used to delived to a company called Wayne Kerr. Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunk Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Knew a fellow years ago called Richard tongue. His opening gambit to girls was " **** Tongue love, which would you like first". Sounded funny but chicks didnt like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 (edited) an ex- called ... ISLA white ....... & christened this...it werent justa rumour & knew a kenyan vet ...EVERHART cock....... i jest you not... Edited January 11, 2008 by trakker01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Knew a fellow years ago called Richard tongue. His opening gambit to girls was " **** Tongue love, which would you like first". Sounded funny but chicks didnt like it. Ha Ha Ha!I am in the pits at the moment but you made me laugh! Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamC Posted January 11, 2008 Report Share Posted January 11, 2008 Well I work for a translation company, with offices over the world we get some pretty good names come up. Here are some of my favourites: Pooih Phun Randy Bush Tessa Watts (email address was twatts@ourdomain.com) Sim Koon Cat (dont know why I like this one so much) My uncle worked as a lab technician at a uni. He knew a student called Anal Mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 in my line of work, you come across some HORRENDOUS names. and just about every spelling imaginable. poor kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Had some sprogs join HMS.Glasgow just before the Falklands kicked off, one was I.D.Tagg, his nickname was "DOG" unsurprisingly There was three of them and they were collectively known as "The Solicitors" as there surnames were "Tagg, Hadlow and Diplock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprinter Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 These are three that tickle me and i promise you they are all 100% genuine. Used to drink with a chap called John Thomas, went to see a real nice little old lady once whose name was Ida Down, met a rally co-driver a few times by the name of Sue Mee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonsey Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 My parents didn't pay quite enough attention to my name as I would have liked. My maiden name was Potts and my first initial is S. I used to get letters addressed to Miss Spotts all the time and I swear most of them were bored people in admin departments who knew but wanted to have a laugh to brighten their day. And of course I was called Spots all though school. B) One of my very good friends is called Alistair **** and he suffered in school and even now gets a snigger or two when he says his name. So his kids didn't suffer the same way he kindly added 'son' to the end of their names. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 My surname is Everard. (like the brewery) I have had a lifetime of "Everhard, Eversohard, Neversoft, EverReady, Eversoft, Everest" and others say "wasnt that the name of the guy that Larry Grayson talked about ?"............. oh how I laugh.....through gritted teeth ! We liked William as a name for our first son but............ Willy Everard ..... ?? We decided against it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Anette Curtain. Sierra Saphire (because she was conceived on the back seat of one. i kid you not unfortunately ~rolls eyes~). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 (edited) A friend of ours is a teacher in Romford Essex. They have a family of kids at the school with the surname "Day" One of the sons.....no joke.......is called............ Zipperdeedooda Day It is shortened to "Zip" for school !!!! Edited January 13, 2008 by LV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salisburykeeper Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 I know a guy called john thomas also mike hunt and a guy called richard fliker (**** for short) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taz24 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 A teacher at my kids school. Richard Willy. Another teacher. Mary Condon. My friends kids are called Johny and Willy. taz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy22 Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Supposedly the second name of the actor David Soul (Starsky & Hutch) is Richard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryhawk Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Used to work with a guy called Mike Hunt, and he was one. Got a scientist at work, an Irish fella, Dr Enda O'Dea :unsure: I had to bring home the telephone directory before the wife would believe me End of the day. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishybarney Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 It was consider for a short time that my first name would be Anthony by my parents. Fairly normal you would think but my suname is foot. Which would mean my name would sound like Hand Toe Knee Foot. I like Greg better. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myuserid Posted January 13, 2008 Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Classic - Ben Dover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted January 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2008 Used to work with a guy called Mike Hunt, and he was one.Got a scientist at work, an Irish fella, Dr Enda O'Dea :unsure: I had to bring home the telephone directory before the wife would believe me End of the day. haha I went to school with one, and believe it or not, the thought never occured to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 One of my colleagues dealt with a lawyer in Hong Kong called Robin Yue. My enameller's wife is Jo King. The best one has to be a lawyer in the Caribbean called Geoffrey Cox - not funny until he gave me his middle name, which is Isaac! Couldn't make it up. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted January 14, 2008 Report Share Posted January 14, 2008 I know a guy called john thomas also mike hunt and a guy called richard fliker (**** for short) Used to work with a guy called Mike Hunt, and he was one. There is a Cheshire FLO called Mike Hunt! :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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