pav Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Any bright ideas on what I can get the missus for a 20th BD? Already booked a spa day for us both (obviously I am just going to show I care, not becase I enjoy saunas, hot tubs and petals) But I guess I need some sort of gift as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 proberbly a nice stalking rifle , or browning shotgun . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 All manner of cute fairy nonsense here. Just the sort of inexpensive frippery that girls like. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 In the interests of family harmony I will not be drawn into saying you can offer her a smashing day out and pic nik in the luv a lee countryside with me, A days beating through woods, scrub and sugar beet to us in the know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 A bunch of flowers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweedledee Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 smelly stuff and fine jewellery normally has the effect, lucky my bride only likes silver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 A spa day is enough, leave it at that - maybe a card as well. Think about it, if you go mad with a present you will have to top it for her 21st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferretman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 get her a nice .17hmr and go long range bunny bashing o and a 223 incase of a fox or to.our lass would love that for here bday lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Some thing that vibrates so you have more time for shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Give her a wide berth and go shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) . Edited March 10, 2009 by Maiden22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 A bunch of flowers! hey soft lad dont sow seeds of an Unnatural nature, not unless you have the old take em back after 4 days they wilted ploy in mind, in which case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 see if they offer a Rhassoul room. Trust me, she'll love it. Hubba hubba - mud wrestling. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomleatel Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Red Letter days are doing 20% off there spa days. Just bought the missus one, only for her to come back from a wedding where they gave all of the girls one for free Not happy.. £70 down the drown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Go with something that is of benefit to you; saucy undies, pron mags, lager, tune up kit for the motor, season ticket for Arsenal etc. Seriously though, any old girly sh*te but you have to hang something sentimental on it that shows you care (apparently). Example 1, I got you this [insert any useless crappy object thats a total waste of money that chicks dig] because it is blue and when you are not with me I feel blue etc etc. Example 2, I got you this dog **** and coloured it blue because the other night when you were talking I was [pretending] to listen intently and you thought I wasn't listening however I was merely entranced by your soft words to the extent that I was unable to respond, but I was listening and you mentioned you liked dogs and so I got you this and then coloured it blue because [and then complete as per example 1 above]. Trust me, it will work like a charmed blue dog ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 All manner of cute fairy nonsense here. Just the sort of inexpensive frippery that girls like. LS I nearly puked when i opened that site ... evil I think Mungler has a gift with the ladies ..... i will try the love **** thing on my mrs at xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 (edited) All manner of cute fairy nonsense here. Just the sort of inexpensive frippery that girls like. I think my wife must be a funny old stick. If I bought her anything like that, she\'d ram it up my harris sideways Edited October 15, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbithunter2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Get her a rabbit that vibrates and some rechargeable battery's Lot's of time to shoot then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Any bright ideas on what I can get the missus for a 20th BD? Already booked a spa day for us both (obviously I am just going to show I care, not becase I enjoy saunas, hot tubs and petals) But I guess I need some sort of gift as well Let her be taken out for the night by an older man......... best treat she could ever have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 anything from >here< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Scholl Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Something that is either shiney or vibrates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Girls also like Swarovski... How could she blame you for innocently ordering a Habicht AV 6-18x50P with TDS4 reticules for her? "But darling, nothing is too good for you and so I wanted to get you the most expensive thing in the shop - and the lady there said that this was it..." Or paint it blue as per Mungler's authoritative post earlier on. LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seisobs Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Gotta be a nice diamond. She'll be so busy showing it to all her mates she wont notice that you have disappeared for the weekend shooting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Go with something that is of benefit to you; saucy undies, pron mags, lager, tune up kit for the motor, season ticket for Arsenal etc. Seriously though, any old girly sh*te but you have to hang something sentimental on it that shows you care (apparently). Example 1, I got you this [insert any useless crappy object thats a total waste of money that chicks dig] because it is blue and when you are not with me I feel blue etc etc. Example 2, I got you this dog **** and coloured it blue because the other night when you were talking I was [pretending] to listen intently and you thought I wasn't listening however I was merely entranced by your soft words to the extent that I was unable to respond, but I was listening and you mentioned you liked dogs and so I got you this and then coloured it blue because [and then complete as per example 1 above]. Trust me, it will work like a charmed blue dog ****. Mung blue ***** are one thing but an Arsenal season ticket is quite frankly abhorrent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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