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Well mine was going on the brother in laws XBox, as Santa brought him the Guitars, Drums and Mic...

It only took a pint of Guiness and all of a sudden we were Rock Stars....Billy Idol, Blondie and Bon Jovi...

Obviously timing was everything and the rest of the family (Our Groupies) were simply amazed at our talents especially with my vocal tone :good::D X Factor here we come.....NOT :good:

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Our big Akita had the runs. Took him to the vets on Friday. She asked what it looked like. I said it was my wife who had witnessed it. She said it would have been better if she knew what it looked like. As I stood at the counter pressing the credit card buttons, my foot felt very warm. The dog had squirted **** all over my trainers, socks and trousers (all now in the bin - the stench was awful). I turned to the vet and said - "your wish is granted".

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Been off the grog since 23rd and on antibiotics trying to shift this poxy cough come chest infection I have had for about 3 weeks.

 

Good news is been off the fags for a few days now and will try and get a head start on packing up before new years eve. Oh yes, will also take this opportunity to stop smoking (wokka wokka etc)

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sorry to see your not to well but on a brighter side this is just how i gave up 3 years ago. only thing is now i cant stand the smell of it and the stale odour on other people makes me near chuck. glad im a loner now.hehe. good luck.

 

Been off the grog since 23rd and on antibiotics trying to shift this poxy cough come chest infection I have had for about 3 weeks.

 

Good news is been off the fags for a few days now and will try and get a head start on packing up before new years eve. Oh yes, will also take this opportunity to stop smoking (wokka wokka etc)

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Our big Akita had the runs. Took him to the vets on Friday. She asked what it looked like. I said it was my wife who had witnessed it. She said it would have been better if she knew what it looked like. As I stood at the counter pressing the credit card buttons, my foot felt very warm. The dog had squirted **** all over my trainers, socks and trousers (all now in the bin - the stench was awful). I turned to the vet and said - "your wish is granted".

 

ROTFFLMFAO

 

 

 

LB

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a face like a wheelie bin fire.

 

I hope you don't mind KG, but I'm going to use that one :good: Excellent!

 

Oh, and, on topic, the daftest thing I did this Christmas was selflessly agreeing to man the office today and tomorrow, necessitating an extra couple of hundred miles in the Volvo (hot air blowers stopped working - but the seat warmers are doing fine)...

 

And, if anyone knows how I can get the hot air working again - my petrified white fingers would be eterenally grateful!

 

;)

 

LS

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Been off the grog since 23rd and on antibiotics trying to shift this poxy cough come chest infection I have had for about 3 weeks.

 

Good news is been off the fags for a few days now and will try and get a head start on packing up before new years eve. Oh yes, will also take this opportunity to stop smoking (wokka wokka etc)

Yup. Got the same. Horrendous cough I can't shift and a bit 'fluey'. Normally smoke around 20 a day but since Christmas day morning I haven't had one. Not fancied it at all either. Fingers crossed it stays that way. At about £5.50 a packet and 7 packets a week, i'm saving £38.50 a week, £154 a month and a nice £1848 a year. :good:

 

Good luck with quiting Mungler.

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Oh yes, will also take this opportunity to stop smoking (wokka wokka etc)

 

Try patches and eating something sugary like fruit pastilles first thing in morning when the cravings are worst.I quit almost three years ago and it was them which prevented me from:

 

a)Ripping work collegues heads off.

 

b)Starting smoking again.

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Yup. Got the same. Horrendous cough I can't shift and a bit 'fluey'. Normally smoke around 20 a day but since Christmas day morning I haven't had one. Not fancied it at all either. Fingers crossed it stays that way. At about £5.50 a packet and 7 packets a week, i'm saving £38.50 a week, £154 a month and a nice £1848 a year. :good:

 

Good luck with quiting Mungler.

 

Then hold off for 1 whole year and next christmas go and treat yourself to a lovely new Beretta :good:

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