Chard Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 You cant blame him for turning to prawn though... Euuurrgh! ZB He could have gone gay. That wouldn't have cost the taxpayer :blink: It is quite hideous though. Even worse when you know it's laughing at you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I've often wondered how the hell that thing became the Home Secretary for the UK, when did it turn out that the country was being run by chavvy housewives (no offence to chavvy housewives but they should stick to Jeremy Kyle and not trying to solve this country's problems). I expect that it was a genuine mistake that she just stuck in the regular bill not realising he'd been engaged in solo viewing and charging it, however I think it deplorable that these cretins are getting such large expenses for second home when the rest of us just commute. Instead of chasing fat cat bankers for their pensions they'd have more luck saving money by stopping 2nd home pensions, they could stay in budget hotels while down in the big smoke that would cost a hell of a lot less than £22k a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Apparently one of the newspapers managed to work out what the specific titles were - I will see if I can find the news story. In the meantime, you know that the husband is covering for the dirty girl herself. Alright, she's not an oil painting but I think we all now know she'll do anything.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 but I think we all now know she'll do anything.... And we'd all like one of those.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 At no point, does it say it was porn, all it says is : As far as we know this could of just been any 18 rated (which are automaticly ''adult'' films) - and nothing pornographic about them. The media plays you lot for chumps. the point is. they have the neck to claim it on there ex,s. or is that to hard for you to understand,chump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salisburykeeper Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 You cant blame him for turning to prawn though... Euuurrgh! ZB I had a great image in my mind then of a girl watching porn on the telly After seeing this picture its certainly left percy pointing south! eeurgh sorry but thats nasty, a triple bagger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 At no point, does it say it was porn, all it says is : As far as we know this could of just been any 18 rated (which are automaticly ''adult'' films) - and nothing pornographic about them. The media plays you lot for chumps. In the paper it listed the films! Trust me they were definately porn! haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 You cant blame him for turning to prawn though... Euuurrgh! ZB If you put your hand across her nose and mouth she doesn't look too bad. I think i would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 If you put your hand across her nose and mouth she doesn't look too bad. I think i would I think I'd need to approach this subject from behind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I think I'd need to approach this subject from behind Oh give the girl a break. She might have a Charlie Magri hooter and a set of gnashers to rival Red Rum, but she's got the eye's of an angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 Oh give the girl a break. She might have a Charlie Magri hooter and a set of gnashers to rival Red Rum, but she's got the eye's of an angel Poontang's got an inflatable version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdubya Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 If you put your hand across her nose and mouth she doesn't look too bad. I think i would looks like ken dodd in drag its him it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 If you put your hand across her nose and mouth she doesn't look too bad. I'd happily put a pillow across her nose and mouth... ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I think I'd need to approach this subject from behind thats sometimes the best way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radio1ham Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 if anyone else like our selves were fiddeling the goverment out of tax payers moneys etc we would have a nice day in court and most likely jail but if you work in goverment its ok to fiddle moneys to suit your self in my opinion she should be sacked and never to work in goverment again it puzzles me why they need 2 houses aswell thats is the biggest fiddle in my opinion they claim more in expensives than most hard working people earn in a year i think they only in goverment to get what they can for them selves and stuff everyone else like the daft sod that was using a push bike to comute to the commons and said he was doing his bit to be green but then had a big car carrying his stuff to the commons for him but i reckon if they get caught fiddling expensis etc they should be instant dissmissal no ifs or buts out on their **** makes me biting mad when see them on the news and they just seem to laugh it all off as they know what they have done and they seem to know they will get off with it aswell gordon brown pull your finger out and get the lot of them sorted out at least then you will have done something right never mind just waffleing on about **** no one is interested in we all know we in ressession maybe would be better off if you get all the fiddleing robbing **** out of goverment i guess this topic will go on for a good while yet anyway ive let off a bit steam now ,, till i see the news again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I'm surprised people seem so willing to believe it really is her sisters house - rather than admitting it is hers. Looks like she treats it like hers. Of course there'd be much more interest in all the property improvements and what not if it wasn't her "sisters" house... Has anyone noticed how politicians extended families all seem to live in expensive homes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 (edited) if anyone else like our selves were fiddeling the goverment out of tax payers moneys etc we would have a nice day in court and most likely jail but if you work in goverment its ok to fiddle moneys to suit your self in my opinion she should be sacked and never to work in goverment again it puzzles me why they need 2 houses aswell thats is the biggest fiddle in my opinion they claim more in expensives than most hard working people earn in a year i think they only in goverment to get what they can for them selves and stuff everyone else like the daft sod that was using a push bike to comute to the commons and said he was doing his bit to be green but then had a big car carrying his stuff to the commons for him but i reckon if they get caught fiddling expensis etc they should be instant dissmissal no ifs or buts out on their **** makes me biting mad when see them on the news and they just seem to laugh it all off as they know what they have done and they seem to know they will get off with it aswell gordon brown pull your finger out and get the lot of them sorted out at least then you will have done something right never mind just waffleing on about **** no one is interested in we all know we in ressession maybe would be better off if you get all the fiddleing robbing **** out of goverment i guess this topic will go on for a good while yet anyway ive let off a bit steam now ,, till i see the news again Well said, that man Personally, I think they should all be severely rogered with the wrong end of a pineapple Edited March 31, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhiannonBW Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Normally I'd take you all to task for commenting on the sexual attractiveness of a woman (seeing as many of us ain't no oil paintings ourselves!) but in this case I'll make an exception. This creature is a disgrace to womankind, with her twisted, sick and distorted view of 'feminism' and sex. She makes me so angry I could spit nails, and that's before any of her expenses fiddling happened. She's sick in the head and should be getting mental health treatment, and definitely not allowed to be a member of Parliament. Rhiannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19_Ferrets Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Q-News : Jaqui Splff, Home Sexcretary, has been involved in yet another scandal. It seems that her husband has been sitting at home (one of their homes) and has been indulging in some pocket billiards. Obviously being the spouse of a cabinet minister can be lonely with all the late night sittings. However, it has been discovered that the British tax payers are having to pay the bill for his sexual gratification. Should porn channels provided by Virgin be classified as essential parliamentary business? Is this why the House has been known to rise? And was 'Big Ben' really the former left wing MP for Chesterfield? The government has moved fast to cover up (surely to rectify the situation?). Spliff has said that the money will be paid back. Her husband deeply regrets (getting caught) "I didn't know they were porn movies. I thought 'Top Heavy Models' was about monster trucks, which I really like. And I thought 'Monster Cock Rampage II' was a horror film about a big farmyard bird. It was an honest mistake." The whole cabinet will meet to discuss how to fiddle their expenses without getting caught. Gordon Broon is thought to be very angry with the bankers. At least I think that's what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Well said, that man Personally, I think they should all be severely rogered with the wrong end of a pineapple Is there a right end of a pineapple to be rogered with? you northerners are wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Is there a right end of a pineapple to be rogered with? you northerners are wierd Of course. For maximum effect, you leave the spikey leaves on and go "against the grain". You clearly haven't lived down there in the land of no street lights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted March 31, 2009 Report Share Posted March 31, 2009 Honest mistake Now rectified. Job sorted Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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