libs Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Ive got to say mate these people only understand violence. If you run, they will probably catch you off balence then your ****** royaly. Swing at the biggest gobbiest ones nose and make sure you land it. You dont need to hit anyone hard in the right place to seal their eyes up. Then run like ****. Its all bravado with these kids (most of em). 3 lads came up to me and a very drunk friend at turing out time and patted me down I told him to get **** and my friend walked up to him and said "watch the penny," did a little flick with his fingers and as the kid looked up he lifted him off the feet my his jaw. Needless to say the other one put his hands up and just stood their. Obviously first option is to get away, but if this aint to be then land at least one to make the others back up long enough to boot it out of the situation! Sorry to hear about this mate it always makes u feel ****, and don't bother with plod, all you will get is a crime reference number for you trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 This should help you on your way :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurstpol Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 I agree with MM The only advice to give is to put as much distance between them and you as you can, to get involved in personal combat with them is daft you can not predict the outcome which will be either you or them being badly injured or worse, it just aint worth it, the advice is sound and I would never contemplate giving different advice in these circumstances, and any proffesional who you speak to will give you the same advice 100 times out of 100 stay safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_mjs93 Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 yes but henry what were the chances of getting held at knife point just because some people fancied robbing you? or how likely were you to have a gun pointed at you? honestly times have changed for the worse.... but ill say now... i know that what goes around comes around and that wont be to soon... and hopefully it will be with the tables turned... but then again it takes a bigger man to walk away... so i geuss it will just involve a MASSIVE scare up... and then just a slight thump... best way to do it... break em.... then leave em... once broken thats it right... just leave it to lie..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 report it.if this is happening frequently in the area the dibble have to take measures but only if people report it and demand that it is logged. forget the heroic stuff.you fight as a last resort.if you and your mates can getaway, leg it.this dross we have on the streets today will knife you and not loose a wink of sleep over you.you fight as a last resort and then you use any means possible nothing fancy just be as loud and as dirty as you can. and if the oppertunity to run comes up then run.and remember what goes around comes around,there are always bigger badder lads out there and these plebs will surley pick on the wrong lads one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 Next time try-"look lads-ive had a **** week-£250 fine and bound over for 6 months for GBH and then yesterday i find out im HIV positive" watch the scum back off. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_mjs93 Posted May 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 :blink: bruno i was thinking something more along the lines of... LOOK this week has been **** for me... i have had my shrink phoning me all week trying to find out if im ok... its true he has... she thinks i have multiple personality disorder or something... i dont see why he seems perfectly normal to me.... THEN yesterday someone called me crazy... HE AINT CRAZYYYYYYYY!!!!!! and then the police got involved but luckily there isnt anything he can do till they remove the tubes.... and at the moment im in a bit of a rush... if im not in court in errrrm 5 minutes im going down for more than just... well errrrm maybe i shouldnt tell you that... hes right he shouldnt..... that might help... and if that doesnt work well then i run and dive into a bush.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 All part of growing up I'm afraid - I think we have probably all been there at some point in our lives (I remember vividly being chased down Wapping Wall over 20 years ago!!). There are cocks in every walk of life and you met some today - Let it breeze over and get on with tomorrow young man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkrout2007 Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 pull my carry concealed legal handgun and ask if they want to fight my six friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullbore Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 bacon boxing gloves :blink: and scare with the spider babby is petrified of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyxologos Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 First you need to assess the situation. More often than not these opportunistic thieves want a quick and hassle free mugging. If they see you being assertive and certain they most probably put a brave face and leg it. If you think you might be worse off by standing your ground, leg it yourself. Simple. Every situation on its merits... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy Posted May 31, 2009 Report Share Posted May 31, 2009 sorry to hear, tis a **** situation and a sad indictment of our society at the mo. I think you handled it well, but you have to report it. The to$$ers put you in fear so its at least a common assault and could be classed as an attempt robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshirePurdey Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I work in a hospital full of people held under section with personality disorders. Some of these are big, and boy I mean BIG, 6ft7, 19 stone type blokes, all locked away for various crimes. They try it on quite alot of the time trying to intimidate staff, getting right up in your face shouting and threatining you, their nose almost touching yours, but if you dont back off and just fron them out they usually give up in the end. Alot of them are all mouth. A fe quick one liners to their threats usually makes them look daft in front of their mates. I've worked there for about a year and have only ever got one minor punch. I reckon stand your ground, if all else fails, a swift kick in the nuts and leg it. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 only 6? wouldnt even have had to roll my sleevees up.... :blink: anyway, simple answer is get out of there and get bakcup - either cops, your brother, whoever, as long as they help even up the numbers - i doubt these guys would stand up in an equal fight. BUT if it comes to it and you have to fight go for the leader, the one who's giving the orders. boxing will help with one on one but you really need to learn the formidable art of drunken street brawling - the idea is to cause as much pain and damage as possible to the other person in as short a time possible, meaning his mates either get scared off or you have more time to work your way through them. having a temper helps (as we all know you do) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salop Matt Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Your mouth is your bigest whepon and defence talk your way as best possible. Where possible try to carry as little as possible in your wallet and dont carry cash in any volume. If it turns physical remember something like 70% of fights end up on the floor within 30sec`s so dont think its going to be a gentlemans face to face box. Its going to be dirty and if they have a knife just give up what they want. But as said go for the biggest and if / once you have hit them dont stop ! If you only anger them you could end up worse of, you need to convince them they dont want to fight you again. To protect yourself the boxing is a start but am not convinced that defensive martial arts would help in this situtation, fast effective and agressive explosive attack is what you want as you want to bring it to a halt ASAP and not stand fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 or run away :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game_boy Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) You should be looking to report this asap. From an intelligence point of view you should be looking to provide descriptions of them, accents, number of them, did they get out of a car if so a partial reg, any obvious tatoos or scars etc all stuff like that which can be fed into the sytem. Chances are they have done this before, any weapons?, chances are they are already on the system and have plenty of previous. By reporting this you may link them to other crimes in the area where there hasn't been any prosecution. Least if you do report it, you've done your bit. Edited June 1, 2009 by game_boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 we headed off got tog a chat... a main road (cardington road for those who know bedford, at the junction on to mareth road) There's your problem. Sorry this has happened to you, but I think it comes to us all at some time in our lives. There are two choices at the time. Either resolve to fight like a man possessed or run like hell, but whichever you do, once you make your decision there is no going back because if you hesitate at either you are going to get a beating. Report it to the police. They might do nothing, or your report could stop their next victim from going through the same, or worse. ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambu13 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Bite your lip and start spitting blood!act like a crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I would have pulled out the .38 snubby and told them to 'sit the **** down' then call the police. Damn! Forgot this happened in Bedford England, and not Bedford, Virginia, sorry Mark :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Bite your lip and start spitting blood!act like a crazy! you have met Mrs MM then :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIRARMSTX200 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) hi good read but sad as we innocent could be harmed. in my view you have to report it and with full discription the next person or people may not be as lucky as you and the friend you were with but police can circulate the discriptions to keep an eye open for them. :blink: Edited June 2, 2009 by AIRARMSTX200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Your mouth is your bigest whepon and defence talk your way as best possible. Where possible try to carry as little as possible in your wallet and dont carry cash in any volume. If it turns physical remember something like 70% of fights end up on the floor within 30sec`s so dont think its going to be a gentlemans face to face box. Its going to be dirty and if they have a knife just give up what they want. But as said go for the biggest and if / once you have hit them dont stop ! If you only anger them you could end up worse of, you need to convince them they dont want to fight you again. To protect yourself the boxing is a start but am not convinced that defensive martial arts would help in this situtation, fast effective and agressive explosive attack is what you want as you want to bring it to a halt ASAP and not stand fighting. For this reason, the best martial art to learn is Krav Maga.......as taught by the Israeli special forces, it is basically how to open a can of whoop ***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 best thing ever to do when someone is in your face . remeber these T**** have no morrels ! when hes looking in your face Head butt him bang in the nose or the dirty trick and knee him as hard as you can in the balls trust me he would not be getting up for a while ! then run your little heart out it aint worth getting a beating of 5-6 chavs ! least if u take one out it will be a bonus ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerChef92 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) I had something like this happen to me before, wasnt how yours went though. I was 11 and i was out and about with my mam and i noticed this really scummy looking chavvy family and i looked behind me once and thought nothing of it. Till my mam went in a shop and i decided to stand outside instead of going in, i was looking at my gameboy and i heard someone talking. As i looked up i just saw the two kids from the family one was about 16 and the other about 10 and the older brother punched me straight in the stomach and winded the **** out of me and he then kicked me in the face. His words were "Thats for giving my brother hackies" and they ran off. I cant really say there is a moral to this event, just the fact that chavs will only act the hardmen if they have someone else to back them up. That thought me a lesson to fight back, and now being 16 and bulked up a bit chavs dont start anything. Back to your event, It annoys me that black and asian(paper gansters) think they have the right to threaten people, mug people and even scar them mentally, just so they can get some easy money and associate themselves as "G's". My advice to you is to either get yourself a big dog or travel in a bigger group, and if they have a knife then pick up a bloody big stick or run like greased weasel ****. I dont want anyone to be emotionally scarred like used to be from what happend, and stop thinking what would have happened if i did this or that as it wont do you any good. Lewis p.s the people saying it will effect your chance of SGC, it might do, but do you think the lads would have went to the police about it "Yes, um we tried to mug this kid and um he hit my mate in the face with a stick..." unlikely that the authorities will find out about anything that happend Edited June 1, 2009 by KillerChef92 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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