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leethunt. That rhyming slang? Jim

or crabs ***** come to that. JDF

Thats the one Dr W. The garlic is just getting to its strongest now. There are now salmon in the stretch ( the ea did some electro fishing last year). I live not far. Jim

when the shellfish man used to come in the George and shout crab sticks above the juke box I felt it was a very strange part of the crab to be selling!! Vole, apart from Otterspool do you know of any river stretches around that have a weir and are overrun with crays. Otterspool is just empty at the moment. JDF

STUPID ( I know I know) JDF

I am surprised you need to be on a diet, being a ruminant! Im suprised you cant afford to drink eight pints of water a day and consume 500 calories only. i get mine free from the tap. Well done mung and it is a special day for the fish as well. This is my 1000th post. its taken four years but I have got there. JDF

My old man is a power seller selling stamps on there. He makes quite a tidy sum I can tell you. he thing with him is though as he buys sacks of charity stamps he can save the unfranked ones and use them for postage. JDF

as to the register, me and arthur scargill were caught in a toilet. wait for it I was done for having improper relations with a miner. boom bleedin'boom Jwasted on this siteDFISH

anyone any ideas how to stop pop ups for free? Jim

as someone in the building trade (I make bricks" the threat of being laid off, not even redundancy i sympathise m.sweep JdoleFish

when you break a clump of clay away and see the coin imprint that is in your other hand it is quite a rush. I used to love taking the silver sabre out. No shame. Mung you no nowt man. Signing the sex offenders register is nowhere near as much fun. standing in a queue for half an hour before you have to declare you residence and present occupation. I may have said to much. jim "the flashing mac"fish

SGTbigfatlyingsackofcrapy. It will go down as one of the best for many a moon JDF

This is the most fun I have ever had on the internet without a box of hankies nearby Long may it continue. Huzzah says I JDF

Does anyone here remember Aled?? The similarities are spooky. JDF

That was one of the best threads for ages. Well done the soldiers. i have not enjoyed myself so much since the time I invaded Bulgaria wearing only a thong and armed with a wooden chippy fork. If anyone would like to buy my medal you can see it at madeitallup-everylastbit.com Sargeant Fish

Any chance of someone putting some pics on showing them in the field? I cant find any decent pics in the literature. Jim

It is a real shame I live so far away. The retainer basket idea is quite superb. JDF

Very good indeed. I have got a piece of the original cross if there are religious types out there. Consider swapping for a tooth of st barnabus or a hooky watch. I have no paperwork with the cross fragment but a bloke I met in the pub swore it was real. JDF

Does LOL mean laugh out loud? The reason for asking is a lot of members seem to sign off with LOL after each post irrespective of whether or not the post is humorous. "sorry to hear that your budgies is dead LOL" "I always use No6 shot for crows LOL" " I always use innappropriate abbreviations LOL" etc. I may be wrong but it seems a bit unnecessary. I must be getting old. Jim

EvoleA surely?? JDF

Very well done that man. Pity about aled, oops Dustyfox. Jim

He most certainly is not you cheeky yogurt!!! God forbid that because we both come from the same location anyone think us anyway aquainted other that our membership on this here forum. Struth man. I mean really. God forbid. Chuck me a *******' bone here. JDF

i am off to an institute dinner with Alex Stepney as the speaker. Free beer free food. Great. Jim

Fantastic pictures but your dog seems to have something hanging out of its bottom. JDF