jimdfish

The military could take a leaf out of these bad boy's books when it comes to maximising shrapnel dispersion. Its going to take me hours to clean the oven. Jim

I am probably being greedy but if the offer still stands then give the fish a shout. Thanks Jim

It is actually the sound I make whilst getting into the bath when the water is waaay to hot. It sounds just like welsh to me! I sometimes am sure the Welsh make it up along the way anyway so they can win on Countdown without having to take any vowels at all. jim

lllannfaooggghdd dfed rylloggggogogochohcll llyn pwyn gilly gilly ossenfeffer katzenelenbogen by the sea hack hack hack hack horggghh arooogah llllgg dsiloch. Dont worry about writing in Welsh. I dones it for ya. Jim

Off to watch the Boosh tonight. Right excited. Jim

Its the cold Pav. I think I may be cold blooded. Much better on a warm day. jim

First published years ago in Australia, with the word Australia instead of Britain. First published last year pigeonwatch. I still say the part where it talks about God, bless 'imself, is a nonsense and makes it look it a bit stupid. It ruins the effect somewhat to proclaim God as part of our culture and If you dont like it go home. When was the last time you went voluntarily to church? Honestly? No fibs? Jim

Bible john? jim

16 weeks. i aplogise. It must be the glare off your socks!

perhaps you could use it to take a decent piccy of your lab. the two you posted in the thread concerning staffies look nothing like each other. One seems to have a grey muzzle indicating an older dog whereas the other looks like a pedigree standard. jim

do you want some? cause there is not a horse made high enough! Well do ya' punk? Jim

No! He has not. I may get into a lot of trouble for this so Mod's, beware. It really rankles when people fall out on this site and run to the "otherside" ,backside say's I and whinge about how they are treated when we all know that other sites based on this one are pale imitations of what we have here. As an early member "not founder SP" i have never felt the desire to elope to inferior sites where the main is made up of what I can only call PW rejects. It gets right on my cod's. I love an arguement as older members may know and i am opinionated to the point of chastisement if not offensiveness. JDF is a member of this site as I have not found anything to rival it. i may stand on the sidelines but I read every post posted and enjoy as well as despair at posts but to do down this site would be and i feel is wrong. losing an arguement is not an excuse to belittle and call names. Staffies espescially got on my nerves. How could a moderator about dogs on any site castigate a whole breed because of a single or two incidents. we should be happy that our site and i mean "ours" be such a sensible ,funny well moderated place to exchange views without exception. I for one wear my PW badge with pride and yaa boo sucks to the denegrators. PW RULES man. Jim

My Satffie is soft as you like. great for flushing rabbits and would do it all day were it not for the bang. Terribly gunshy to the point where she cowers If i get the keys out for the cabinet. She has never attacked another black labrador even one that seems to wear a disguise. see pg2 and six of an earlier post on Staffies. Jim

witht the price of gas and oil increasing many people are turning once again to solid fuel fires so the relining and cleaning of chimneys is now a growing economy. Therefore in order to ease your Christams worries simply sell your children to a chimney sweep and then you can go and spend all the loot down the pub and not have to worry about it at all. It also means you can have a lie in on Christmas morning. I may be interested in the boy. Is he scared of the dark? JimDscrooge

I practice a little known martial art called Jimjitsu. When someone trys to get in my ring I scream like a little girl and run round in circles flapping my arms. Very effective. Jim

That ground is a cracker. My ol' Fella lives in West kilbride so I stop by when I can. the sporting layout is fantastic. Jim

Have a bit of fun with this funny thing. www.bnplist.co.uk/bnp-wind-up Its not the list by the way. Jim

Hmmmm. Would I want to go onto someone's shoot who doesnt understand humour? No, so even if I were made welcome I wouldn't go by dint of fact that you made a judgemental noise on a post "mmmmm". Please-read both my post then your post and then pull the rod out. Also I suspect strongly that you do not have any land at all. JDF

**** the philosophy! Theres a a bird on that page with no belly button!

I just kick them up and down the field like a football. It kills them and its fun too! Six pages. utterly amazing. The pliers are however a must I think when out shooting canadians. Crimping their necks is a hell of a lot easier than trying to wring the neck. Jim

A police officers job is to uphold the law. Full stop. Their political beliefs dont matter unless they affect the police officers ability to carry out his job in a manner that is acceptable to his employer and not detrimental to the public. I really dont like haslet. its horrible stuff, vile but I can stroll round Morrisons without feeling the need to smash the glass deli counter with a baguette, pull out the haslet and stamp on it. I have control but I have beliefs If you are a member of a far left group you can be a police officer. Even anarchists can become police officers and their influence can be equally as damaging as the far right. Jim

Well said Chard. Also well said Zapp. Both of you are well said. It does seem strange that although we are in a supposed democracy, one of the key tenets is being abused in that our freedom of expression is being denied us. This goverment sanctioned ruling that you can believe in what you want but only if we like it is I feel one step too far. I am not a member of the BNP nor would I ever be but I would defend anyones right to their political beliefs. Jim

If after slaughter you want to sell a few chops drop us a line. Jim

Help your nearest and dearest make light work of Christmas by offering them 20% off across all our stores and concessions in the UK and Ireland and online at tedbaker.com. I think you may be being a tad harsh Maiden, I mean, in these uncertain times where money for over priced designer gear that mark you down as nothing more than a label whore is hard to come by. This chap, this Gully (ible)? is trying to help our nearest and dearest to make light work of Christmas. We should not scoff, we should doff, our caps to this concerning soul. He is able to offer 20% off of everything. 20% man. And people like you just mock. Ashamed, if you are not then you should be. He is sharing priveliged information for no personal gain. Jim P.S Sainsburys are doing three cases of beer for twenty quid. Tell your mates and get trousered

I have been told myself that we shut in January. Kick in the nuts really. jim