Ollieollie

You look a bit like the green man melv

The backbone has well and truly gone

You fools, clearly the easiest option here is to get rid of the missus! Problem solved

This is England, it’ll only get worse

I would suggest a few nights(3) in north Devon- croyde/exmoor and then head down to lands end for the remainder, plenty of places to pitch up for the night, gorgeous part of the world!!!

+1

I like it

Never liked the thought of going on a cruise, with the exception of the Arctic circle and fjords cruise which I will do one day

2nd dibs please

I did it, I can arrange any weather for £50,000 per day. After payment is cleared and you’ve signed the disclaimer I’ll make the arrangements. I also offer a 5% PW discount

Yellow tricoflex is standard in horticulture, worked in a nursery when I was younger and this stuff was bomb proof!!

I avoid formal events like the plague, even those on telly

I’d take exmoor over most places

Sod off ****** first of all we call it building walls down here.

I’d put my feet up for a while