Ian E Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Got up to late for Coniston, so had a go at the Police Comp stands at Worsley, either a 78 or an 80, can't quite remember now, off to Catton tomorrow to get sandbagged again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 (edited) Must ave bin a father & son from ur neck of the woods god knows how he wipes his *** he must look at that 3 times before he pulls the chain That's the one, you'll no doubt have encountered them at Shugborough. He also has a very invasive way about him, if he's standing behind you, having a look while you're shooting. Edited May 2, 2010 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That's the one, you'll no doubt have encountered them at Shugborough. He also has a very invasive way about him, if he's standing behind you, having a look while you're shooting. He's ok, you're just being a miserable owd *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claybuster Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That's the one, you'll no doubt have encountered them at Shugborough. He also has a very invasive way about him, if he's standing behind you, having a look while you're shooting. That's the one it's like being in a bus que. It great when he misses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted May 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That's the one it's like being in a bus que. It great when he misses He missed a pair on the stand I followed him in I took quarter of the time to miss one He's a good shot but Jeez they weren't hard targets Timps noticed he didn't fiddle with his pants on the pair he missed if you break the routine your ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskymac Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 He missed a pair on the stand I followed him in I took quarter of the time to miss one He's a good shot but Jeez they weren't hard targets Timps noticed he didn't fiddle with his pants on the pair he missed if you break the routine your ****** Was it a little short fella, there was a guy in front of us at one point who was slow and fiddled with his pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted May 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Was it a little short fella, there was a guy in front of us at one point who was slow and fiddled with his pants? That sounds like Chard .......................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 nahhhhh. chard had pants on didnt know he had any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That sounds like Chard .......................................... :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 nahhhhh. chard had pants on didnt know he had any. Please explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 That sounds like Chard .......................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatbloke Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Jeez if ME-JNR comes shooting with us he will have to accept credit cards Brilliant thats the way my lad started he,s 17 now and shoots the sh-- out of me most weeks I still have to pay costs me a furtune but its worth it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Please explain no army pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 no army pants Suave, stylish, fashionable man-about-town, that sort of thing A hot chick magnet basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 A hot chick magnet basically :good: :good: :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 :good: :good: :good: That jealous streak will get you nowhere, Biggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I think I am going to stick to skeet....I like skeet......I can do skeet..... Northern Skeet Monkeys' Wall of Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Potter Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 The Potter's cunning plan to lull the shandy swillers into a false sense of security was launched on an unsuspecting world today Started at Kegworth for a 100 registered Sportrap, what a toughie not a single gimme on any of the layouts, I enjoyed it but our scores were hardly inspiring, I shot a 21 on our last layout to finish on a disappointing 74. The boy (Son of Potter) finished 2 ahead of me on a 76 and when he rang up this evening he got 3rd in A class, I will interested to see the scores in the classes when they go up on the CPSA site I can't believe there will be many in the 80's. On a more interesting note Anni's stalker was asking after him, "that beautiful young man who shoots like an angel" she described him as and was practically orgasmic when I told her that he would be there tomorrow. The really worrying thing was after I told her that Anni would be there I heard her muttering away to herself that she would have time to watch her "Misery" dvd 3 or 4 times before tomorrow Then onto Kibworth, a ground neither of us had been to before, was very impressed, good facilities, good grub and a gunshop as big or maybe bigger than Doveridge. One thing was unique, one stand we shot and we were only yards away (separated by a hedge) from a busy A road!!! Targets were good nothing stupid but the boy and I stuck rigidly to the plan and missed enough, I finished on 78 and as is becoming the norm S o P was 2 ahead of me. I can prove I was obviously capable of better 'cos of the 13 stands I killed the first pair on 11 of them but only straightened 2 of them. Must admit though I was cream crackered by the time I got home with 247 miles more on the old odometer. It did cross my mind to go back to Kegworth tomorrow for the sporting but I'm going to stick to my original plan and will probably end up at Catton Hall. Mr Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 I think I am going to stick to skeet....I like skeet......I can do skeet..... Northern Skeet Monkeys' Wall of Shame Skeet is for jessies. Shandy drinking, vegetarian mincers. Real men shoot sporting badly. Stick with it man. Get down to B Class and shoot some ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jko Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I think I am going to stick to skeet....I like skeet......I can do skeet..... Yars, he speaks truly, he stuck in a 22 at the All Round, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Just because you shoot like a cock, doesn't mean you've got to quit :good: :good: Oh I don't know, PDLM has :good: :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Just got back last night from shooting the Compak Sporting Grand Prix in Porto, Portugal, had a great time, weather a tad warmer and sunnier than you've had here I reckon. Full report and piccies to follow. Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 PDLM has :good: :good: Looks like it - hasn't even been on here for a couple of weeks. Anyone know what all that's about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Looks like it - hasn't even been on here for a couple of weeks. Anyone know what all that's about Could he be waiting for the great north beats south shoot to be over.... shaun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jko Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Hmmm, Today I visited planet Keggy!! A most inhospital place, the terrain flat and bare, the local inhabitants speak in a monotone sort of dialect earth words like- "Eye up me duck!" and whats up mate?--- However I digress. I was hoping to meet up with my earstwhile crew from the interstellar craft Kestral Super!! who had transported me down a couple of hours earlier for me to reccy the existance of 100 hundred claydens or so to wipe out as quick as possible. On being transported down I was assulted by horrizontal winds that seemed to greatly assist the claydens to escape the blasts from my phazor!!!391.? Doh, then to make matters worse, myself and loyal members of the crew who had transported down with me was soaked with what the local i inhabitants called-" A bit of a shower!! This of course was a blatent lie!! The heavens opened and many, many, Claydens, escaped my Bitchmutha blasts from our phazors, eventually first officers , Bones, and spock! who was wearing a --anti radiation mask come headpiece apparell , To which I heard severalcomments of -- OUGH SUITS YOU SIR!!and then first officer Annie who was in diguise from his earlier rec on the planet as he was being stalked by the nubile young lady who wanted to mate with him! His unshaven appearence unfortunatly made his lady stalker ask if I?? was his younger brother!! PHEW, BEAM ME UP BONES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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