badshot Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Ask him if he is feeling cold and would like to borrow a white coat with very long arms that wrap around to keep him warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy518 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 wow...57 members currently reading this...better than Sun night TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Try this one... :rolleyes: :lol: :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andythechicken Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 now 62!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 but i still want to see pics. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyCM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Throw him up a wooly hat.....sprinkled with itching powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Maybe he's just lonely and confused, has anyone tried offering to be his "soul mate"? (After he's jumped) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Does he look anything like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Does he look anything like this LONG LIVE DEVVO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Does he look anything like this Or this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 I bet he gets a three week Caribean Cruise for his troubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony9r Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 They can at least use a tazer to warm him up a bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulf Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 whats the bet this makes 20 pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 we should run a book on the outcome. My bet is: They talk him down, the climbs down the ladder, jumps the last few steps, trys to do a runner, has a big tear up with the coppers and ends up getting CS gassed and nicked! Whats everyone else say? im still hoping for either slipping on an icy roof tile or munglers idea with fireworks and so19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Or maybe this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Or this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Really annoying thing is, when the little **** does come down he will be wrapped in cotten wool and molly coddled by the lefty shandy drinking do gooding tw4ts that are destroying this great country of ours.... My uncle use to use riot guns for idiots like this in Ireland,,, but instead of rubber bullets they used them big 1 1/4" batterys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 This is the best wind up so far this year; but I preferred the other night's two threads that were deleted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 My uncle use to use riot guns for idiots like this in Ireland,,, but instead of rubber bullets they used them big 1 1/4" batterys Duracel I hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Mason Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 hope this is the out come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wabbitbosher Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Let some bangers off in the back garden and start shouting "he's got a gun". SO19 will have him down in a jiffy I JUST FELL OFF MY CHAIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! P M S L ! ! ! ! ! ! !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 AndyCM is onto something here. He wants a jacket? Fine, get the smelliest tramp to donate a coat, double soak it in fox **** for good measure and pass it upto him Fill the pockets up with mousetraps and fox truffles as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Really annoying thing is, when the little **** does come down he will be wrapped in cotten wool and molly coddled by the lefty shandy drinking do gooding tw4ts that are destroying this great country of ours.... My uncle use to use riot guns for idiots like this in Ireland,,, but instead of rubber bullets they used them big 1 1/4" batterys or a packet of drawing pins, instant scatter gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Duracel I hope! I wonder if the bruising and pain would be longer lasting compared to other brand batteries.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 whats the bet this makes 20 pages think we should get odds on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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