blackthorn Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 got home after work last night the wife kept looking at me. took no notice. 8-30 daughter phoned up happy anniversary dad :*) **** totally forgot. this is gonna cost B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 ooh my gosh Mrs blackthorn will no doubt spend the rest of her natural, telling all who will listen that you can always remember your first left and right “The happiest day of your life” B) pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Hey **** happens...usually to me so I can have a good laugh at this one B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Aye Mate I have been 1800 miles away moose hunting, and had to hire a satalite phone from the bush pilot to say Happy Anniversery.... touch wood I haven't forgotton one yet. You have got SOME **** kissing to do mate..... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbears10 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 My wife tried to give me greef about our anniversary at the begining of the month asking where I was going to take her for a meal on the night. I finally gave in and said ok I will book a table at that new pub we've not been to yet. Ok she said I better cancel the game of tennis I had booked for that night I didn't think when I arranged it. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Beats me why women make a fuss about stuff like anniversaries. Surely they know by now that blokes aren't interested in that ****? I blame tv & chick flicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbears10 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Beats me why women make a fuss about stuff like anniversaries.Surely they know by now that blokes aren't interested in that ****? I blame tv & chick flicks. I blame my sister in law who we had just seen and put the idea in her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 this one will cost you a car or holiday at the very least, she'll pretend that she's forgotten about it until you are having an argument in 2 years time and she'll batter you over the head with "and you always forget our anniversary" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I'd probably organise a special night for Saturday and get her something nice to boot. At least you can say then, I wanted to wait for the weekend to make it a an extra special occasion. Otherwise you might need a loan for the Mercedes SLK-55 AMG she's gonna want. Regards Axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunganick Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 55 AMG, thats a tarts car, get her intrested in the aston martin DB9 then you can drive it and look kool as well just not a great field car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Well I would go with the Vanquish personally but I here what your saying. Unfortunately this is an excersise in apologising, so ill stick with the SLK, it'll do the job its supposed to. Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Maybe you could get her a Disco` then you could use it to go shooting with when she is not using it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 (edited) Actually I quite fancy the new Range Rover Sport, its one gorgeous looking motor. Axe. Edited October 21, 2005 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Actually I quite fancy the new Range Rover Sport, its one gorgeous looking motor. Axe. Classy.......Nicer looks than the 'grown-up ' one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Aye Mate I have been 1800 miles away moose hunting, and had to hire a satalite phone from the bush pilot to say Happy Anniversery.... touch wood I haven't forgotton one yet. You have got SOME **** kissing to do mate..... ime gonna make sure she don't see this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Aye Mate I have been 1800 miles away moose hunting, and had to hire a satalite phone from the bush pilot to say Happy Anniversery.... touch wood I haven't forgotton one yet. You have got SOME **** kissing to do mate..... ime gonna make sure she don't see this post Wise, very wise.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I have it sussed,we got married in April and there were no flowers as the church was in mourning,so it`s easy to remember the month. I earn extra "Noddy points"as I remember and celebrate the anniversary of the day we met.....how ? I hear you ask.....easy I met her in the pub the day after celebrating my 19th birthday and in severe need of a post hangover beer. Try and get a date that you can work from and do it that way.....or.....WRITE IT IN THE DIARY-CALENDAR-FRIDGE DOOR.It aint rocket science,treat her nice and you can **** off shooting whenever you like,or you can get grief everytime you do anything like my di**head brother in law. Here endeth Dr. Henry`s Problem Page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 I have it sussed,we got married in April and there were no flowers as the church was in mourning,so it`s easy to remember the month.I earn extra "Noddy points"as I remember and celebrate the anniversary of the day we met.....how ? I hear you ask.....easy I met her in the pub the day after celebrating my 19th birthday and in severe need of a post hangover beer. Try and get a date that you can work from and do it that way.....or.....WRITE IT IN THE DIARY-CALENDAR-FRIDGE DOOR.It aint rocket science,treat her nice and you can **** off shooting whenever you like,or you can get grief everytime you do anything like my di**head brother in law. Here endeth Dr. Henry`s Problem Page. henry she is being quite understanding at the moment then again its her birthday on the 24 and i haven't given her a prezzie yet i was trying to sort out her birthday party on the 22 and totally forgot our anniversary :*) oldest daughter and wife had a good chinwag about how do u forget your anniversary got to be a woman thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 The dreaded words men shiver from "happy anniversary" especially when you have forgotten Its always handy when the kids grow up and the quick £5 per annum for a reminder Oh never to be in the kieche again Brian Mega brownie points last week flowers wine and a meal SHOOTING LAMPING ETC no problems darling (or words to that effect politlely) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted October 22, 2005 Report Share Posted October 22, 2005 Try forgetting Mothers day when you have two little Girls ...............Much ,Much Worse :*) Forgetting your Anniversary after that is a piece of cake So far i've only done both once Think i better get the dates Tattooed on me as a precaution Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fubar Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 wow that is going to cost you in the long run maybe even a holiday and she will want to take her mother along lol :*) :*) :*) good luck mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 23, 2005 Report Share Posted October 23, 2005 Blackthorne, I have the perfect gift that will sort out all your problems. Take her down to the park where you have the special ferretting permission and let her have a go LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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