hushpower Posted June 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2010 a moustached women ,and cheap perfume , give me the smell of domestos any day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Finding the woman has "man bits" can just ruin a romantic evening doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 its when they've got bits of metal stuck through their lips (the ones on their face,that is!),eyebrows,tongues or noses that puts me off.am not even keen on the mrs wearing earrings. Totally agree many years ago in Cardiff was about to ask a cracking young lady out (done the groundwork, got on well first name speaking terms, smiles, etc)....on the day i'd plucked up the courage, she'd just had stud put in on her face, instant turn off. Never asked her out (OK she'd of probaly said no anyway ..bu thats beside the poin! LOL ) Tight Lines Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 looks great especially in her horse gear till the day I saw her picking up horse **** in her horses stable with no gloves on Reminds me of the time I was working in a care of the elderly hospital in brentwood, Highwood Hospital. I was getting an old fella up out of bed, with a beautiful young Auxilliary nurse, I had been working up the courage to ask her out for a date and was about to (was shy when i was 18) Just as we got the old boy to his feet , he said quick quick, I need the commode....ooooooops too late!! He started to curl out a walnut whippy and instead of letting it go on his clean clothes she caught it in her hand like a Mr Whippy ice cream, I was gagging....and never did get round to asking her out........................which now that Im older and wiser...may not have been the best decision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 I don't mind if she smokes, has piercings, or tattoos, you can always roll her over! Every hole's a goal, as my nan always used to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Elvis I am certainly with you there. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 no such thing as a turnoff, depending how drunk and/or bored i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 A woman covered in tatoos is a turn off for me. Amount of times i've spotted the best figure then when you get close-you realise she's the amazing tatoo'd lady from a circus act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natcot Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Back in the day I had high standards and turned down many 'opportunites'! These days it's only the unwashed and the elderly the I draw the line at. The future might be interesting!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 :look: :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 I don't mind if she smokes, has piercings, or tattoos, you can always roll her over! Every hole's a goal, as my nan always used to say. :yp: Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminator69 Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 Reminds me of the time I was working in a care of the elderly hospital in brentwood, Highwood Hospital. I was getting an old fella up out of bed, with a beautiful young Auxilliary nurse, I had been working up the courage to ask her out for a date and was about to (was shy when i was 18) Just as we got the old boy to his feet , he said quick quick, I need the commode....ooooooops too late!! He started to curl out a walnut whippy and instead of letting it go on his clean clothes she caught it in her hand like a Mr Whippy ice cream, I was gagging....and never did get round to asking her out........................which now that Im older and wiser...may not have been the best decision :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 A woman who is firm and kind .. who understands old jaspers mind a cuddle kiss and meal each day thats what i ask for when i prey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 A woman who is firm and kind ..who understands old jaspers mind a cuddle kiss and meal each day thats what i ask for when i prey :yp: you stalking them now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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