jacksdad Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Took this today...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soreshoulder Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 and it happened me twice on tuesday night as well out lamping with richie! from now on im carrying a 12ga with buckshot any time im near cattle Im quite at ease with cows growing up on a farm, we have one bull who can get a bit big for his boots and he starts putting his head down when you walk towards him, all you've got to do is get a stick and give him a smack on the edge of his nose and he soon retreats to the top of the shed. When a cow on heat is around its a different story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Im quite at ease with cows growing up on a farm, we have one bull who can get a bit big for his boots and he starts putting his head down when you walk towards him, all you've got to do is get a stick and give him a smack on the edge of his nose and he soon retreats to the top of the shed. When a cow on heat is around its a different story shot shot grew up in the countryside and i grew up in a small village with some family farming, so im usually at ease with them too, just a bit cautious; richie (who i was lamping with) grew up on a farm and usually takes the p*** outta me for being careful, but when i said to him the other night "richie those sucklers are running towards us" i turned around and all i saw was his boot soles disappearing through the hedge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dempy Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Me too. There is NO boundary I would not cross to protect them. Anything happening to them is my deepest fear, whatever form it takes, but I do not smother them and give them free reign. I am sure, and can see, most fathers here are probably the same. Thats true, in fact it scares me what I would do to protect them, I think my daughter woories me more, there are a few little herbert's round here I am going to have a quiet word with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskymac Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 White dog poo, it's the devils work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 crabs (both types) spiders octopuses, clowns and ladders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Yeh I hear that one! we have a dog walk near us that goes through a cow field, and as much as I try to walk past calmly I usually end up giving it whopper toes across the field to the nearest gate. It's the stupid looks on their faces, and the fact that behind those big black dopey eyes, evil is being planned. I,ve found the same. I,ve tried to face my fear a few times but they definetly seem to pick up on something and come charging towards me so now I just give them a wide birth i get the **** taken out of me for this cow fear - but they are the devils own!! i think they also pick up fear, as i have tried a couple of times to face my fear, but its always the same - they slowly start looking over... then walking ... the walking quickly.. then before i know it they are chasing me- to any doubters - google cow attacks. scary stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 Will all you guys please man up a bit for heavens sake . Seriously though; Wasps (due to the fact I have stood on countless amounts of nests throughout the years) and death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 drunken fat birds that hit upon me when drunk,if i refuse will i be left looking like a murder scene ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groach1234 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 The worst has to be rats followed closely by lifts in general but specifically small ones because was stuck in one by myself when i was about 5 and oddly for my hobby it used to be dead birds to a certain extent. I put it down to picking up 'dead' pheasants on the shoot when i was less than 5 that would from time to time turn out not to be dead and start flapping and kicking and what not and it really got to me then although i am past it now. G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDrake Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 The wife has the wasp thing goes mental running about screaming like a banshee what an embarrasment , i'm not one for phobia's think cows are great however one thing that i might be a bit scary for me is the thought of having to go back to hospital and having a catheter shoved up the old trouser snake again, had a problem about 4 months ago and went to a and e and the doc had to cut the "entrance" before he could get the old pipe in ! my god now that was painfull, don't want that again, made my eyes water i can tell you !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted September 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 My former mother in law when she auditioned for the stand in for the Welsh flag!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamJones Posted September 6, 2010 Report Share Posted September 6, 2010 Holy ****! That's going on my "scared of" list, for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 Other womens husbands Fat birds that sweat Warts and facial hair on women Staff at Macckey D's that aren't a full shilling that wear bins have goofey teeth and have white scummy stuff and the corners of there mouths. Whats all that about ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ91 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 horses...1 ends dangerous the other expensive, been kicked in the face by one and that hurt for months, also got bit by a shetland when i was very young, they are just pure evil them little things! Cows..my grandad had to have a huge operation due to being kicked when calving, i witnessed it (the kick, not the operation) at the age of 9 and to see someone i looked upto and loved so much get hurt by something he was trying to help...never will i go within 50yards of 1 agin! Not been able to shoot..losing my guns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 getting married in three weeks on the kayaks...... scared i will forget to order the bait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted September 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 getting married in three weeks on the kayaks...... scared i will forget to order the bait ATB on that mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 snakes cant stand any kind, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu_young Posted September 7, 2010 Report Share Posted September 7, 2010 needles is the only thing i'm scared off an not sure y thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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