Mr. Pigeon Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Dear poor, puny, pathetic humans, I have come from the world of pigeons to tell you to surrender and lay down your arms. It is FUTILE to continue your struggle. You are up against INSURMOUNTABLE odds. The Human Race will soon become extinct and WE, the Pigeons - clearly a Superior Species - will inherit Earth. (And we will happily **** all over it.) In the meantime, we will **** on you, your cars, and your pathetic little weapons. Us Pigeons however, use only Weapons of Mass Destruction. We specialise in Biological Weapons and carry at least 30 transmissible diseases. That doesn’t include what’s in our ****, either. Oh - and did I forget to mention Bird Flu. And yes, we can carry that directly into the centre of almost every large city on the planet. Ho Hum. We can also wreck roofs, ruin buildings, destroy bridges and do a lot of other damage. But we have a lot of patience, unlike the bunch of failures on Pigeon Watch Forums. They think pigeon shooting is a form of sport, but we know it’s WAR. And it’s war that Pigeons will win, because : we can breed faster than you can shoot us………… You don’t have a prayer. and here’s a little present - Cooo, *******, Cooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussex lad Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Oh **** there onto us boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 grab your hard hats and head for the shelters lads.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 THE PIGEONS ARE COMING... THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! RUN FOR THE HILLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 well at least we know where the pigeons come from. how about you mr pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 i think the thread should be zapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzer1 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Grab ya guns boys and load up........Shoot as many as the ******* that ya can MR PIGEON HAS SPOKEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Never make a secretary it would take 20 mins to type out a line with it's beak LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Hi, Mr. Pigeon, do you shoot feral Pigeons? If so what gun do you use and what callibre? FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Get out yer guns and prepare for war lads The challenge has been made by SPECKLED JIM, the gauntlet has been dropped. Come up with a "cunning plan" but don't enjoy it dave (the pigeon murderer of Flanders) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 his calibre is as large as he can stretch his but and velocity is about 3 FPS downwards In future i will take a brolly when shooting these cads LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezney Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Unfortunately, Mr. pigeon will no longer be posting. He had an accident earlier. Whilst flying along happily, about 30 yards from me, it would appear he was hit by 10 lead ball bearings, and fell clean out of the sky. It was fun. I also got a magpie and a crow. Pics will come shortly i hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzer1 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 his calibre is as large as he can stretch his but and velocity is about 3 FPS downwards In future i will take a brolly when shooting these cads LG LMAO Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Well Mr Pigeon you show some real bad attitude when you consider you were RAISED and FED by a human looking at the ring on your leg Perhaps we should get in touch with your loft owner and let him know your a naughty boy. Now be a nice bird and keep your **** OFF the Statues and remember to take your Lemsip for your Flu LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Dear poor, puny, pathetic humans, I have come from the world of pigeons to tell you to surrender and lay down your arms. It is FUTILE to continue your struggle. You are up against INSURMOUNTABLE odds. The Human Race will soon become extinct and WE, the Pigeons - clearly a Superior Species - will inherit Earth. (And we will happily **** all over it.) In the meantime, we will **** on you, your cars, and your pathetic little weapons. Us Pigeons however, use only Weapons of Mass Destruction. We specialise in Biological Weapons and carry at least 30 transmissible diseases. That doesn’t include what’s in our ****, either. Oh - and did I forget to mention Bird Flu. And yes, we can carry that directly into the centre of almost every large city on the planet. Ho Hum. We can also wreck roofs, ruin buildings, destroy bridges and do a lot of other damage. But we have a lot of patience, unlike the bunch of failures on Pigeon Watch Forums. They think pigeon shooting is a form of sport, but we know it’s WAR. And it’s war that Pigeons will win, because : we can breed faster than you can shoot us………… You don’t have a prayer. and here’s a little present - Cooo, *******, Cooo. Dear poor, puny, pathetic humans, .......That`s what the passenger pigeon said and he is no more......however Mr.P we are just keeping you in check as you are a pest and a priviledge. Hats off to you and your kind............. ............oh and BTW........WELCOME TO PIGEON WATCH B) We know it`s you lizard BTW(we have our spies :yp: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Us Pigeons however, use only Weapons of Mass Destruction. We specialise in Biological Weapons and carry at least 30 transmissible diseases. That doesn’t include what’s in our ****, either. Oh - and did I forget to mention Bird Flu. We can also wreck roofs, ruin buildings, destroy bridges and do a lot of other damage. Relax Just someone highlighting the reasons to shoot the ******* Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ****! LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzzer1 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ****! LB LMAO Good on ya LB All the best Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ****! LB i think LB should take over where mother Teressa left off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roblade Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!! RUN AWAY! the pigeons have learnt to access the computer web! we need guns! lots of guns! BIG ING GUNS! ROB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the lizard Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 We know it`s you lizard BTW(we have our spies ) My God, that was quick. I'd hoped to get away with this for another 24 hrs at least. the Lizard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Not a chance........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 ****! LB you silver tounged devil you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 We know it`s you lizard BTW(we have our spies :thumbs: ) My God, that was quick. I'd hoped to get away with this for another 24 hrs at least. the Lizard We are reasonably good at protecting ourselves from Trolls. However, changing identity is a risky game to play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 We know it`s you lizard BTW(we have our spies ) My God, that was quick. I'd hoped to get away with this for another 24 hrs at least. the Lizard We are reasonably good at protecting ourselves from Trolls. However, changing identity is a risky game to play. especially when you log into most forums they take a reading of your i p address now had you have gone and used your mates computer then you may have got away with it lol lol lol :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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