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When out shooting yesterday. I went after a pricked pigeon with my priest, held his wings with his head sticking out between my index and second finger, and wallop missed his head and got my finger :*) I bet he was pi**ing him self laughing <_<

 

Has anyone else damaged them selfs in stupid ways whilst in the field?

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talking to my mate as he helped set up the decoys,plugged rotary into battery and whallop.smacked up the side of the head by a dead pigeon.please tell me im not the only one this has happened to ? :*)

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Friend of mine had a wayward spaniel (any spaniel that ain't, isn't worth having).

 

Dog decided to investigate sheep - the first one that he had seen. Just a quick mooch.

 

Would not come back to the whistle until he had had a good look at the woolly jumpers.

 

Eventually he came back, and as the owner took a vicious swipe at him (as a show of effection), said spaniel dodged like a good 'un.

 

Said owner them mashed his hand on a boulder in mid-swipe, and ended up at the local hospital with two broken fingers.

 

I thought that it was funny at the time, but the owner didn't.

 

Don

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My dog returned to me with a pricked cock pheasant and i just took it without looking.The broken wingbone caught me,as it flapped and fought to get away,between thumb and forefinger on the palm side and tore into the flesh <_<

3 weeks before the scabs healed :lol: Pheasants revenge :lol:

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I was picking up a hare that I hod shot it was stone dead entry and exit wound in the head straight through the brain. I grabed it and one leg sliped out of my hand. It was twitching and it s legs were going my hand ended up quite badly clawed. I had a similar thing with a chiken recently It was alive I grabed it by one leg and it spiked me with the other before I got hold of it. That ended up quite badly infected!!

 

Dave

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I was picking up a hare that I hod shot it was stone dead entry and exit wound in the head straight through the brain. I grabed it and one leg sliped out of my hand. It was twitching and it s legs were going my hand ended up quite badly clawed. I had a similar thing with a chiken recently It was alive I grabed it by one leg and it spiked me with the other before I got hold of it. That ended up quite badly infected!!

 

Dave

Hi,

 

Watching a cock Pheasant get someone in the balls with it's spurs is top class entertainment. :lol::lol::lol: ..........Especially when it is your Dad. :lol::lol::lol:

 

FM <_<

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I remember buying my first shotgun with ejectors - an Aya No 4 (never should have sold it).

 

I was so pleased that I went out, and blasted two shots off into the air, and then with great anticipation slowly opened the gun to see if the ejectors would work.

 

I put my head very close to to the action to watch the magical event.

 

Yep, both cartridges came rocketing out, and one hit me smack in the eye from 6" range.

 

I ended up screeching like a banshee, cussing and swearing but remembered to hold onto the gun with one hand whilst I rubbed my eye with another.

 

My mate of course wanted an action replay once he had got up from the ground as he was laughing so much.

 

Don

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Last winter getting over an electric fence in heavy drizzle got a belt straight in the goooolies <_<

 

Was out crabbing on the Gower got a bag with half a dozen good sized edable's.

When one of the Crabs (7" across shell) pushed claw through the bag a clamped onto my little finger, which it managed to split & snap, my mate managed to rip the claw off of the Crab, before the Crab had my finger right off.

 

 

THE PELT MAN

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Right……my turn.

@ 10 years ago I bought a nice little 20 bore O/U, the only thing that was wrong with it was the fact that the fore-end kept coming off due to the fact that it wasn’t catching the barrel clamp properly.

One night I decided to strip it down and have a go at tightening it up. There was a little bit of gentle filing to do and after several fittings it went on, but only if it was forced.

I thought to myself, just one more swipe with the file and it will be perfect, but unfortunately it was wedged tight.

SO! I put a small screwdriver under the latch and pushed…….slipped………..and put the blade straight through my wrist. :lol::lol::lol:

My first reaction was to pull it straight out….which was when this rather frightening spurt of bright red stuff came shooting out…I had gone straight through the Ulna artery. :lol::lol::lol:

You cannot believe the scene that greeted the ambulance men when they arrived. The kitchen floor was absolutely covered in blood, and there was blood all over the cabinets. Every time I moved the blood spurted out like a water pistol which covered anything in a range of 18 inches.

At first they refused to come in unless we could assure them that it wasn’t a “Domestic”.

They then wrapped me up to stem the bleeding and took me down to Selly-Oak hospital in Birmingham…….who didn’t have a trauma unit at the time due to reorganization. :lol:

SO!……..they sent for a taxi to take me down to the General hospital in the middle of Brum.

We arrived at @ 3.00am in the morning and had to push our way through a group of nurses who were waiting outside for an emergency that was on its way. So being in a generous mood (I think it’s called shock) we went and sat down in reception.

It was only when my wife asked if we could see a doctor that it was discovered that the “Emergency” that they were waiting for ….was me. They were staggered that Selly-Oak had sent me in a bloody taxi. :huh:

Ten years on and I still have trouble gripping things in my left hand due to nerve damage caused by opening up my hand and wrist to do the repair.

The moral is don’t mess about with a screwdriver at 2.00am when you are tired.

G.M.

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FM that has got to hurt, a few years ago i ws climbig over a barbed wire fence and was straddled over it when my left foot gave way and luckily the bares only puncture my thigh in 3 places but blimey did it hurt and i was so lucky, dont like climbing barbed wire fences to this day.

 

cheers

 

flash

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I was fixing in my gunsafe around a month ago.. one of the rawl bolts wouldnt grip after a while. But eventually the bolt and nut were tight, however about 1" of the threaded bolt stuck out into the safe. I was peed of with it by now, so I tightened the bolt properly, got my dremel kit, and put a minature grinding disk on. I just finished cutting the bolt in half when the machine slipped, and the little dremel and metal cutting disk slid up my arm. I looked like I had attempted suicide :huh:

 

All healed now.. apart from a tiny line.

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