working dog Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 A well hung lad I know is called Licko - because he can Another who talked rubbish was called **** lips Then theres Billy the Gate (no idea why) and **** pipe Dave (went to the Maldives with him and all he could talk about was a pipe that went out to sea that he inspected daily (loses a bit in translation but it was funny at the time) edit. Forgot - theres Richard who is another that is blessed in the trouser department. He's called Biggus because he doesnt like being called di ck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WGD Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Guy that drinks in my local was christened "The Blacksmith"... every time it's his round he makes a bolt for the door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Nobby - on the first day on the LIFFE floor his boss said "you look like a right N0B" Bulge - my best man. Hung like a donkey. Larry Landline - my brother the millionaire that hates the cost of calling mobiles. Stellaboy - lad that works with me. I had to call his missus out twice to take him home when we first used to go drinking. Wookey - used to have a customer called Jim Hole. We shortened it from Wookey Hole. Fingers - my mate got a name for himself for being a bit gropey at company do's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev56 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 German bloke i work with lost 2 of his fingers in a saw accident-' hans' 'porky' mick always coming out with bulls... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 and **** pipe Dave (went to the Maldives with him and all he could talk about was a pipe that went out to sea that he inspected daily (loses a bit in translation but it was funny at the time Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catweazle Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Pink - on a school outward bound trip he ran naked through the girls dorm, it was described later as little and pink. Boothy - not a fan of our ethnic brethren, named after some TV character. Dicky - No idea, but it sounds like ****head, that's good enough. Dumpy - vertically challenged. Tannoy - real name Tanya, loud piercing voice. ( I started this one but she doesn't know ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P~MX Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I've a mate called 'fat cock' and he thinks its great, when we used to go to the pub he'd always say to me don't forget to call me that name in front of the girls I've another mate called 'BigSack' for the obvious reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) a bloke i knew was called 'cunny' after being caught performing oral on his girlfriend by her mum! (edit - they were 25/26 at the time!) i know someone who has been called 'guniness' ; because he is a black gent with white hair some unkind souls who used to work for me called me ' the fat controller' for some unknown reason Edited February 10, 2012 by pegasus bridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste eibar Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Working on a petro-chem site once. we started a young lad on who we called fortnight. When you asked him to lift anytning he said i can't lift that i've got two weak arm's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 use to have loads at rugby.. 4 of us use to go out together and we got the nicknames horse and the 3 amigos....I was the horse as use to carry them home at the end.... Jackanory....had some cracking stories to tell Tea boy or TB....young lad wet behind the ears Gofor....go for this go for that....would help anyone out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Two cairns - from the way the chap covered up an al fresco dump he took on a on a hiking holiday ( he'd probably have got away with this if he hadn't gleefully told us what he just did while we where eating lunch.) Semi colon- friend of mine who had an op to removew a bit of lower intestine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 A young and very attractive young lady was known as 'no knickers' because at a staff chrimbo do while wearing the tiniest of tiny mini skirts she slipped over in her drunken state,her skirt went round her waist revealing no knickers.I'd like to say we chaps didnt know where to look,but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Ive a few, I know an old boy called Reg, and at the allotments He is known for swearing and is always ******* and Geoffing - He is known as F-Reg I have a mate who is always off work - someone said He spends more time off than dirty Harry's safety catch, so He is known as Clint. Another mate is always borrowing money and stuff - so we call Him Owen (as in "He is always owen someone") Another pal who is a sparky, once blocked a customers toilet big style, He is known as the dumpster. one more is a mate who always used to get into fights in clubs and stuff, He is well over 6 foot tall and very ginger, He is the Ginger Ninja. A bloke who beats on our shoot is known as the bin man, He is a dirty *** and smells like the bottom of a dust bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subseatiger Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Had a mate with a hair lip, they called the axe catcher. A work mate who played rugby in his youth and has a big sticky out ear, he's known as OBE (one big ear) and the big boss is small and an egomaniac so we call him Napoleon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Oh and forgot an old boss we called tampon as he was a stuck up clot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scutt Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 a workmate walks without swinging his arm and hardly lifting his feet= GLIDER even his wife used this name for him.Avery tall lad used to be called Two meters and then there is the old one about someone always wanting to borrow money his name DISTROYER as he was allways after a sub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pheasant Feeder Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Loads from different places I've worked but here's a few for starters, Kit-Kat, lost a finger in an accident leaving just four. Qualcast, cut his finger ends off whilst cleaning a lawn mower. Seal pup, 10 minutes in his company and you want to club him to death. Hungry hippo, rather rotund lady who can clear a table of food like its a competition. Ghandi, calapsed at work after not eating when his girlfriend left him. Nueralgia, due to his misserable appearance. Aka Carnival head due to his long face. Rock head/granite crust, lad with a large round head. One guy had about 22 nicknames, a small fiery little man who looked like two of his nicknames (john ingman, and Taggart) but was also known by everyone by any of the following, 1/4 drive, 3 amp, mini baby bell, 2 watt, fairy light bulb, inch high private eye, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ped Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 These are great!! Here's some I've encountered Soft Luggage - what a biker mate used to call his wife Minty - a colleague who was always late for work, arriving after eight 118118 - we had twins working in our factory, couldn't tell em apart and they looked like the ad Crust - given as his diet was pie based Blubber - a colleague who was always blabbing about something Large 'Ead - my mate with a huge noggin, I can put his crash hat on then turn it round! Salad dodger - a particularly large customer Mine is Pedro - names after a kids yogurt my mate happened to be eating when I interrupted his lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Got loads but the best: Tuppence - a big hairy bloke with the same initials (like Peter Powell). PP = 2p or Tuppence. He ******* hates it :lol: :yp: Torchy - has eyes like two light bulbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 A bloke who told tall stories and always had to out do every one and go one better. Called "two sheds", cause that's what he'd say if had if someone told him they had a shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 A bloke who told tall stories and always had to out do every one and go one better. Called "two sheds", cause that's what he'd say if had if someone told him they had a shed. His name wasn't Arthur Jackson was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad1 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 One of the lads at work is " side lights " because he ain't very bright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david hunter Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 we have a labourer in work we call bungalow because theres nothing upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asa Bear Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 One of the lads at work is " side lights " because he ain't very bright There used to be a lad nicknamed 40 watt for the same reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconBoy Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 wet dog-he stunk like a wet dog giggsy-just because his name was ryan or sometimes gibbon beast-havn't got a clue why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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