swiss.tony Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) WAT a result Come to work on a dark horribile morning to a letter saying were getting a 3 grand bonus paid in aprils wages im chuffed to bits ..now comes the tricky bit of how to waste it new rifle,shotgun,bit and bobs scope or just be boring and save some ........................ yer ok WASTE THE LOT me thinks on guns, gambleing and hookers me thinks so may time should be a nice time for me :,yahoo: chufffed to bits Right let me get internet shoping from my comfy works arm chair Edited March 2, 2012 by swiss.tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Save have and blow half, always a safer bet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojusa Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Oh well done. Enjoy your shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StuC Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Good work! Enjoy it I'm waiting on one too. Will split it: Tax man NI man ipad for wife (throws her off the scent of gun price) Toys for the kids For me-Beretta SP, slip, cleaning kit, skeet vest, few thousand carts, basc membership, pigeon hide, decoys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbit_stu Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 im waiting on mine too, not had the letter yet, but im sure i'll get one :blink: well done anyway mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Well done to you. Bonuses are the work of the devil though. You'll be on the front page of the Daily mail next. I have always ****** mine away on fast cars, women and exotic holidays. Don't get bonuses any more though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRamsay Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Whats A Bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Whats A Bonus yep your not wrong mate im over the moon its bin on grape vine for 2 months but now got letter my job is so easy i nearly fall a sleep sum times any way im not complaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 So an easy job and a nice bonus you'll be telling us next you married a super model Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Top work Can only vaguely remember a time when I used to earn bonus. Well I guess that happens when you work for a highly respected high street bank. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 So an easy job and a nice bonus you'll be telling us next you married a super model nar only rough ones on plenty of fish im no brad pitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stokie Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Are you a Banker Thought they were the only ones who get bonuses these days lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Are you a Banker Thought they were the only ones who get bonuses these days lol Beat me to it Stokie! Well done ST, I guess you know Mrs Malaprop said the collective term for bankers is a Wunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Are you a Banker Thought they were the only ones who get bonuses these days lol No just a office bod who works for a massive company with 7.1 billion profit world wide so i really do think it should be more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BerettaSV10 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 The tax man might take more than his fair share, as he will tax you as though the bonus is being paid to you every month (newish tax rules) you might need to claim some tax back. Like the idea of getting the wife a present, but leaves you nothing for shooting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 thanks lads iv got no 1 else to tell so it will pass a few hrs on here if nothing else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 I would be happy with £20 bonus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRamsay Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 I would be happy with £20 bonus I,m Just Happy To Be In A Job The Way Things Are At The Moment, Can,t See It Getting Better Anytime Soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev56 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 So an easy job and a nice bonus you'll be telling us next you married a super model Banker :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZ550Kevlar Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) i`m waiting on 15, if people can finally talk to each other. EDIT- it`s not a true bonus it`s a wage rise, so kinda like a bonus. Edited March 2, 2012 by CZ550Kevlar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Sin in haste repent in leisure...put it away for when you really need it.....you know it makes sense Buy some Krugerands .. yep your not wrong mate im over the moon its bin on grape vine for 2 months but now got letter my job is so easy i nearly fall a sleep sum times any way im not complaining Are you a parlimentary cabinet minister or work for local government..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muggins. Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 (edited) So an easy job and a nice bonus you'll be telling us next you married a super model He works in bank. Edited to add i didn`t see the other banker posts. Edited March 2, 2012 by Muggins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 just had a £1500 pound bonus and working on a 5% payrise for this year too..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 just had a £1500 pound bonus and working on a 5% payrise for this year too..... sounds like you run on nearly same as us this is a 10% double percentage bonus last year we only got 1500 quid becase off the bad winter affected sales in uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lineshooter Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 This Bonus, it`s not payable on April 1st is it. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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