storme37 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 If he/she was indeed an old school super then they might have been using pre-pace 'sus' laws - the poster is luck he wasn't given the crime book in the morning and asked to choose which crimes he wanted to put his hands up to. brilliant lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Book a dr appointment tomorrow and go in all upset and tell him you have no bladder control, the dr will give you some panty liners and it will be down in your medical notes. Kick off the with law, take them to court, you win damages off the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Book a dr appointment tomorrow and go in all upset and tell him you have no bladder control, the dr will give you some panty liners and it will be down in your medical notes. Kick off the with law, take them to court, you win damages off the police. There speaks the voice of experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampwick Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Stop posting I'm on page 5 and can't catch up!!! Plus I'm off for a whizz now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Yeah and ask for the "peeing in the street department" :lol: Beauty! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12borejimbo Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 you have just peeeed away your license, mate done the same and never got his renewal. What a load of rubbish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 (edited) It is quite usual when being booked into custody to be asked to provide a non evidential breath test by way of a hand held screening device. The result is not used as part of the prosecution case its to enable custody staff to assess what level of monitoring the DO needs whilst in custody and when he will be suitable for processing. Not in South Yorkshire. Never heard of that policy. Also a hand held screening device wouldn't give a reading as quoted by the OP. In our cells the Custody Officer used to make a decision on the release time after the booking in procedure. That release time could be influenced by how drunk the DP appeared to be (and also how busy the cells were). I was never one for filling the cells with D&D's as this meant that those locked up for crimes were transported to other stations which made the job of those interviweing suspects in the morning more difficult. Some of my colleagues however were happy to fill their stat's quota with easy prisoners. Edited April 29, 2012 by UKPoacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 A mate of mine caught a bloke taking a dump in a shop doorway. He told him to clean it up. The bloke looked a bit confused and asked how he could pick it up. After all it was a steaming pile of poo! My mate handed him 1 latex glove. The drunk bloke put this on then proceeded to try and clean up his mess. After a very short time he had excrement all over his hands and clothes. That was good enough punishment so he drove off and left him to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapid basher Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 got arrested on a plane for being drunk and disordaly didint afect my shoty license :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy518 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Suffolk and Norfolk both use a Drager screening device. It displays an LED reading of the alcohol measured. I suppose a nice easy D&D arrest is a guaranteed way to get off the rain soaked streets into a warm comfortable custody suite and means you don't have to deal with anything else for a few hours. Not my style but I know a few who do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocker3 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Any how people dont pee in the street in Norwich . Harnser . well not standing up anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 A mate of mine caught a bloke taking a dump in a shop doorway. He told him to clean it up. The bloke looked a bit confused and asked how he could pick it up. After all it was a steaming pile of poo! My mate handed him 1 latex glove. The drunk bloke put this on then proceeded to try and clean up his mess. After a very short time he had excrement all over his hands and clothes. That was good enough punishment so he drove off and left him to it. I reckon ' a mate' was you and thats why you're called Dirty Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustem Dave Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Can,t see you loosing your cert for peeing in the street,No way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Suffolk and Norfolk both use a Drager screening device. It displays an LED reading of the alcohol measured. I suppose a nice easy D&D arrest is a guaranteed way to get off the rain soaked streets into a warm comfortable custody suite and means you don't have to deal with anything else for a few hours. Not my style but I know a few who do it. Yes, but he mentioned a reading of 56 on the breathalyser. I reckon there might be more to this than stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevelee24 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 police state Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 There speaks the voice of experience Or the director of an incontinence pants company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storme37 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 got arrested on a plane for being drunk and disordaly didint afect my shoty license :unsure: that does surprise me i thought air rage was considered quite serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 know a couple of shooters in Norfolk that been convicted of worse and still have FAC and SGC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silpig5 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 you picked the worse night of all to go down prince of wales road . opperation impact was in full flow , double the amount of bobbies , 2 x sniffer dogs and zero tollerance on anything to try and prove a point to clubbers . ➔ Eight people were arrested, for offences ranging from common assault (one), to being drunk and disorderly (five), refusing to leave the area (one) and possession of a controlled drug (one). ➔ Fourteen were issued Section 27 notices banning them from the area for 48 hours while dozens of others were issued with less formal warnings. ➔ The passive drugs dog helped identify 22 positive signals indicating people had traces of drugs on them. shame they cant controll the numptys better in court rather than a slap on the wrist . i had 10 years working that road , and have seen it all , inc death . its a shamefull place really when 99% of people just want to have a fun evening . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipa Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Perhaps wearing/carrying one of these would be a good idea if you are out on the lash etc... would certainly solve a few issues! http://mygottago.com/_Gallery.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 May I suggest this as a cost-effective solution For tiddlers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 May I suggest this as a cost-effective solution For tiddlers good idea! you could just ask to leave it behind the bar and then remember to pick it up once you have pulled. let's hope she's into golden showers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyshooter Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 I saw from your signature that you are a full BASC member - it might be worth giving them a call and speak to one of their legal team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprackles Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 Perhaps wearing/carrying one of these would be a good idea if you are out on the lash etc... would certainly solve a few issues! http://mygottago.com/_Gallery.html Had a look at the pics, the bloke with the camo webbing and bag strapped to his leg..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 good idea! you could just ask to leave it behind the bar and then remember to pick it up once you have pulled. let's hope she's into golden showers Oh, it does come in a discreet black polythene bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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