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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.

 

My grandad used to say this to me all the time but I never took the time to think about what he was actually saying until he was gone, which is probably why he said it ;)

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. "

 

Attributed to Mark Twain

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Theres only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. Any dog.

 

There are no winners when broccoli f a r t s are involved.

 

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak english.

 

Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realising it.

 

When you don't know what you're doing. Its best to do it quickly.

 

I'd ask you to go **** yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.

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