amateur Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 When you are screwing a brass wood-screw into hardwood, a little lard or butter on the end lubricates it and eases it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 When you are screwing a brass, a little lard or butter on the end lubricates it and eases it in I had heard,but thanks for confirming that fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Dont get tattoos of ferrets on your arm and then claim they are panthers When loading a rucksack with your shooting gear , put the heavy items at the top , the rucksack will carry better . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 When loading a rucksack with your shooting gear , put the heavy items at the top , the rucksack will carry better . When loading a rucksack with shooting gear put the heavy items at the top and get your wife to carry it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggysreels Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 If you have been unwell for day !! ... dont phone 999 ... phone you're gp or treble one ... you probably have just freed up an ambulance for a real life threatening situation.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 My top tip-get a woman really drunk before attempting to throw your leg over-your success rate increases and you can boast how good you were the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) This winter, hide a collection of bones in your snowman as a surprise for the children when it melts. Edited December 6, 2013 by ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Cling film makes an ideal substitute for wrapping paper when wrapping presents for people who hate surprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Convince people you're on Grand Designs by calling the inside of your house a 'space' and being a total cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 When putting screws into a wooden boat dip the thread into varnish first it holds them and creates a waterproof seal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 If the curry that you're cooking from scratch is a bit thin then add a couple of tablespoons of porridge oats just before the end of cooking. It will thicken the curry and make it really creamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) When putting screws into a wooden boat dip the thread into varnish first it holds them and creates a waterproof sealAs above but with silicone sealant for inside wet or waterproof areas. As for using butter to lubricate a screw, I'd prefer to use it as lubricant to screw Figgy Edited December 6, 2013 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Buy potatoes instead of Apples-there are cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Full of protein I've never found that reasoning/excuse to be successful :no: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 (edited) Buy potatoes instead of Apples-there are cheaper.Now that is genius... Edited December 6, 2013 by smig4373 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 If the curry that you're cooking from scratch is a bit thin then add a couple of tablespoons of porridge oats just before the end of cooking. It will thicken the curry and make it really creamy. Or instant mash. Just a little, and it does the same but without the creaminess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double10 Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 if you need to get rid of some wasps, WD40 does the trick brilliantly, they drop like flies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Wd40 is a miracle substance and should be carried by everyone, even cured piles. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 97% of houses with fire alarms have a fire, place houself in the 3% and save cash by not having one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 To extract the maximum juice from a lemon, first roll it on the work-top then full-blast microwave it for no more than 30 secs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 If you cannot find a hanger for your favourite jacket-bend a car aerial into the appropriate shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 (edited) Compensate for having one testicle hanging lower than the other by leaning to one side as you walk. Edited December 7, 2013 by bruno22rf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 If you find that you can't reach the pedals on your bike and you haven't got a spanner to let the saddle down then just let a little bit of air out of both tyres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAoS Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Wd40 is a miracle substance and should be carried by everyone, even cured piles. Apparently.I think that Ballistol is even *more* "universal": The universal oil - well-tried and unequalled! For maintaining metal, wood, leather, rubber, synthetic material, skin, animals' coat and much more. Ideally suited for handicraft, industry, agriculture, household, gardening, vehicles, fishing, hunting and shooting sports http://www.ballistol.de/90-1-BALLISTOL-Universal-Oil.html Note the "animals' coat" bit. How many *other* gun oils come with that reccommendation? Regards, Mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangford wildfowler Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Spray wd40 on your fishing lures pike and perch go mad for the sent it gives out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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