ack-ack Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 What would you tax if you were chancellor ? I'd put air travel through the roof as i dont fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 And download music. I'd nail that to the floor as well. I cant even go out and buy a music cassette from a music emporium because of the digital downloads available for thruppence on the intercourse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 id make travel tax free because i do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I would tax cats, if you have a cat you pay more tax ,two cats and you pay even more Maybe that would reduce the local cat population that stroll through my garden and makes my dog try to run through the conservatory window on a daily basis while snarling and growling like a nutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJon Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'd tax smoking, tattoos and cheap alcohol so that the benefits hordes and scummy mummies pay more tax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 And a tax break if you planted more crops like OSR or peas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'd tax smoking, tattoos and cheap alcohol so that the benefits hordes and scummy mummies pay more tax I'm happy with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Hi I'd tax Ramblers and bicycle riders ( not kids) just the stupid ones that can't read signs think they own the road and can walk anywhere they like That should help a bit All the best Of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJon Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 50% tax breaks for anyone that hasn't had more than 7 days out of work in the last 10 years. Hi I'd tax Ramblers and bicycle riders ( not kids) just the stupid ones that can't read signs think they own the road and can walk anywhere they like That should help a bit All the best Of +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p@cman Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'm struggling to think of anything that isn't already taxed in some way or other..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 50% tax breaks for anyone that hasn't had more than 7 days out of work in the last 10 years. +1 not many going to get a tax break from you then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'd tax golf clubs to the hilt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJon Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 not many going to get a tax break from you then I'd get one? How about 'Not claimed benefits in 10 years?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88b Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I'd tax smoking, tattoos and cheap alcohol so that the benefits hordes and scummy mummies pay more tax That works for me, plus ignorant cyclists , Audi and BMW drivers. I know some are just normal people but the majority think they own the road. I'd also place a 99% tax on politicians and a higher rate on those who have never had a proper job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchy trigger Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 ******* caravans, would hammer them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 50% tax breaks for anyone that hasn't had more than 7 days out of work in the last 10 years. +1 You've obviously never been made redundant. It's not a nice feeling. ******* caravans, would hammer them And yachts. Totally unnecessary form of transport and don't even pay full VAT on their diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I'd tax tv soaps - maybe make them illegal clothes with any names on the outside I'd heavily tax any cars over 500KG where used in cities and double it if they are German built or owned tax parking within 500 yards of school gates Oh.... and tax beavers and the environment agency and threads that are put in off topic which should be in 'avin-a-laff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castletyne Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) Family allowance only paid for first two children £10 on a packet of tabs Put the rates up for places of worship Edited March 20, 2014 by castletyne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I'd tax childbirth. Oh and use of mobile phones in public places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 Facial tatoos - 100% tax or more likely on benefits so zero benefits. 75% tax on sky tv installed in council housing. 75% tax on leggings if the woman is bigger than size 12 in an attempt to prevent us from seeing such a sight. Quadruple road tax on any vehicle which has those things on the seat belt to stop it chafing the poor driver's neck or any vehicle which has a sounds system with more power than the engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontastic Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 75% tax on sky tv installed in council housing. . I live in a council house and have sky, explain why you think I should pay 75% tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 What would you tax if you were chancellor ? I'd put air travel through the roof as i dont fly. I would tax cheesy humour You would be skint :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 I would tax cheesy humour You would be skint :lol: Don't be hard on the lad, we all know it was the fault of the environment agency and released beavers, none of which were in Kent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castletyne Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) I live in a council house and have sky, explain why you think I should pay 75% tax.I think its because some people think that if you live in council housing you are a benefit scroungers One of the changes I would make is you would need to be working to get a council house Edited March 20, 2014 by castletyne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 (edited) I think its because some people think that if you live in council housing you are a benefit scroungers One of the changes I would make is you would need to be working to get a council house Could be viewed both ways - if you live in tax payer subsidised housing and can afford sky then surely you can afford non subsidised housing....my comment was more directed at "benefits street" types to whom a satellite dish and a 50" plasma is like a badge of honour... Edited March 20, 2014 by oscarsdad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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