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At what age are you "an old Man" ?


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I'm 36 and I certainly don't class myself as an old man ! My Dad is 61 and I wouldn't class him as an 'old man' but to be fair he doesn't act like one either. I suppose its all about perception as I expect if you ask the 20 something year old lads I work with if I'm an old man they would probably say yes and I'm under no illusion that 20 something year old women certainly would think that !!.

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A few years ago I was driving to work one sunny summers morning,driving over tower bridge I saw a young woman walking along in a short skirt,long boots and a stunning figure,I also noticed she'd obviously just washed her hair and came out with it still damp.

 

Now as I looked at her the first thing I thought was "she'll catch a death walking around with damp hair"

 

That's when I knew I was getting old.

 

 

ATB

 

Jim

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A few years ago I was driving to work one sunny summers morning,driving over tower bridge I saw a young woman walking along in a short skirt,long boots and a stunning figure,I also noticed she'd obviously just washed her hair and came out with it still damp.

 

 

 

 

 

Blimey, that was a short skirt! :w00t:

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I am 42 and I don't think I'm a day over 21 apart from the fact that after 10 pm is 'a late one' and a proper drink up does me in for at least 2 days.

 

I think you are 'old' when you stop laughing or can't / don't / won't see humour in anything.

 

I hope to write a sitcom one day :lol:

 

As for perving, I can't help it. I often find myself driving along (alone) in my car and ill see a cracking pair of jugs and I'll say out loud (but just to myself in the car) "tiiiiiiiiittttttttssssss" and usually in either a deep low gruff sex offender esque tone or really squeeky and high like an alarm going off. Now then, I don't think I am alone in this behaviour :lol:

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So at what age are you an "old man" ?

 

Please dont stone me if your older than me which am sure most are..........BUT

 

On saturday I took the Mrs to her horse riding lesson.

When we went into the office to pay up and book next weeks lesson we were greeted by a young lady/ girl (18-20years old I speculate) and sorry if its wrong to say but still, She was really pretty and very attractive and for a moment I couldnt help but look/"check her out ", immediately I felt like a dirty old man and that I shouldnt of looked or found her pretty.

 

Am 29 (30 in july) but is it worng at my age to of thought that !

 

ATB

 

Matt

I would be more worried if you didnt check her out.
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I am 42 and I don't think I'm a day over 21 apart from the fact that after 10 pm is 'a late one' and a proper drink up does me in for at least 2 days.

 

I think you are 'old' when you stop laughing or can't / don't / won't see humour in anything.

 

I hope to write a sitcom one day :lol:

 

As for perving, I can't help it. I often find myself driving along (alone) in my car and ill see a cracking pair of jugs and I'll say out loud (but just to myself in the car) "tiiiiiiiiittttttttssssss" and usually in either a deep low gruff sex offender esque tone or really squeeky and high like an alarm going off. Now then, I don't think I am alone in this behaviour :lol:

 

You better had be alone (sans Mrs Mungler) when gruffing tiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttsssssssss out aloud - or you are going to need a good lawyer :lol:

 

Blimey, that was a short skirt! :w00t:

 

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I am 42 and I don't think I'm a day over 21 apart from the fact that after 10 pm is 'a late one' and a proper drink up does me in for at least 2 days.

 

I think you are 'old' when you stop laughing or can't / don't / won't see humour in anything.

 

I hope to write a sitcom one day :lol:

 

As for perving, I can't help it. I often find myself driving along (alone) in my car and ill see a cracking pair of jugs and I'll say out loud (but just to myself in the car) "tiiiiiiiiittttttttssssss" and usually in either a deep low gruff sex offender esque tone or really squeeky and high like an alarm going off. Now then, I don't think I am alone in this behaviour :lol:

Well thank you for that, Iv'e got 20 yrs on you and find almost everything in my life funny

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I think you can start classing yourself old when you're not only looking at the younger talent but eyeing up the stuff you'd never of thought of finding attractive at their age and thinking I'd knock her hip out. Unfortunately at 38 I'm now finding myself in situation and there's a couple of ladies in their 50's I'd quite happily smash the granny out of!.

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Last year I was eyeing up the rears of a couple of young stunners walking to their car as I walked to mine.

 

One opened the rear passenger door and bent forward to put something on the seat. Then as luck would have it unfortunately a gust of wind blew her skirt up her back, making my day. As I admired the view blasted Tourettes seemed to kick in and I just let out a reactive "Whaayhay!" Her mate's immediate response was "Dirty old perv!"

 

I was very offended at being called "old" I can tell you - I'm only 48 :blush::lol:

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