CharlieT Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Ask Wymberley, he's the forum sex therapist for ageing members !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huds78 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I'm 36 and I certainly don't class myself as an old man ! My Dad is 61 and I wouldn't class him as an 'old man' but to be fair he doesn't act like one either. I suppose its all about perception as I expect if you ask the 20 something year old lads I work with if I'm an old man they would probably say yes and I'm under no illusion that 20 something year old women certainly would think that !!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLondon Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 A few years ago I was driving to work one sunny summers morning,driving over tower bridge I saw a young woman walking along in a short skirt,long boots and a stunning figure,I also noticed she'd obviously just washed her hair and came out with it still damp. Now as I looked at her the first thing I thought was "she'll catch a death walking around with damp hair" That's when I knew I was getting old. ATB Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I knew I was getting old when I started noticing nice pieces of furniture in dirty movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del T Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I knew I was getting old when I started noticing nice pieces of furniture in dirty movies. Or when you're watching adult movies and you say "god, that bed looks comfy" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 A few years ago I was driving to work one sunny summers morning,driving over tower bridge I saw a young woman walking along in a short skirt,long boots and a stunning figure,I also noticed she'd obviously just washed her hair and came out with it still damp. Blimey, that was a short skirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOLDCREST Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 (edited) I call it artistic appreciation...If a woman has made an effort with her appearance, she deserves to be appreciated....And as luck would have it,I'm an artist Edited April 14, 2014 by GOLDCREST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 (edited) I kept wicket for the first cricket match I have played in 5 seasons on Saturday. Today I feel like a very old man, I'm 33 lol! I would have no qualms dating any woman between 21 and 30 though...my wife might though haha! Edited April 14, 2014 by oscarsdad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daz2202 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I look 30. I feel 50. On weekdays I act 45. At the week end I act 15. I am 35. I look at woman aging from 20 to 50. And if they look good, my thoughts do make me a 'dirty ol man' I thought it was just a bloke thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Blimey, that was a short skirt! beat me to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLondon Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Blimey, that was a short skirt! [/quo that made I laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I work with a twenty four year old ,the problem is I went to school with his mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I am 42 and I don't think I'm a day over 21 apart from the fact that after 10 pm is 'a late one' and a proper drink up does me in for at least 2 days. I think you are 'old' when you stop laughing or can't / don't / won't see humour in anything. I hope to write a sitcom one day As for perving, I can't help it. I often find myself driving along (alone) in my car and ill see a cracking pair of jugs and I'll say out loud (but just to myself in the car) "tiiiiiiiiittttttttssssss" and usually in either a deep low gruff sex offender esque tone or really squeeky and high like an alarm going off. Now then, I don't think I am alone in this behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckyshot Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 So at what age are you an "old man" ? Please dont stone me if your older than me which am sure most are..........BUT On saturday I took the Mrs to her horse riding lesson. When we went into the office to pay up and book next weeks lesson we were greeted by a young lady/ girl (18-20years old I speculate) and sorry if its wrong to say but still, She was really pretty and very attractive and for a moment I couldnt help but look/"check her out ", immediately I felt like a dirty old man and that I shouldnt of looked or found her pretty. Am 29 (30 in july) but is it worng at my age to of thought that ! ATB Matt I would be more worried if you didnt check her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I am 42 and I don't think I'm a day over 21 apart from the fact that after 10 pm is 'a late one' and a proper drink up does me in for at least 2 days. I think you are 'old' when you stop laughing or can't / don't / won't see humour in anything. I hope to write a sitcom one day As for perving, I can't help it. I often find myself driving along (alone) in my car and ill see a cracking pair of jugs and I'll say out loud (but just to myself in the car) "tiiiiiiiiittttttttssssss" and usually in either a deep low gruff sex offender esque tone or really squeeky and high like an alarm going off. Now then, I don't think I am alone in this behaviour You better had be alone (sans Mrs Mungler) when gruffing tiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttsssssssss out aloud - or you are going to need a good lawyer Blimey, that was a short skirt! classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I am 42 and I don't think I'm a day over 21 apart from the fact that after 10 pm is 'a late one' and a proper drink up does me in for at least 2 days. I think you are 'old' when you stop laughing or can't / don't / won't see humour in anything. I hope to write a sitcom one day As for perving, I can't help it. I often find myself driving along (alone) in my car and ill see a cracking pair of jugs and I'll say out loud (but just to myself in the car) "tiiiiiiiiittttttttssssss" and usually in either a deep low gruff sex offender esque tone or really squeeky and high like an alarm going off. Now then, I don't think I am alone in this behaviour Well thank you for that, Iv'e got 20 yrs on you and find almost everything in my life funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnforcer Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I think you need to clarify if you mean "an old man" or "a dirty old man"? I am 31 and have been an old man for a long time. I don't have a mac, so I cant be a dirty old man. Yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popgun Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 When you stop looking at the ladys it's time to nail the lid down and dig the hole. Pat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 I think you can start classing yourself old when you're not only looking at the younger talent but eyeing up the stuff you'd never of thought of finding attractive at their age and thinking I'd knock her hip out. Unfortunately at 38 I'm now finding myself in situation and there's a couple of ladies in their 50's I'd quite happily smash the granny out of!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 And then there is Joanna Lovely Lumley..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Do you remember when you were at school,everybody fancied a mates mum,well the one I fancied is now in an old peoples home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnforcer Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Do you remember when you were at school,everybody fancied a mates mum,well the one I fancied is now in an old peoples home! Phyliss ... you have a vistor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 At what age are you "an old Man" ? Today, 44 would be the number!!! Still perve at the fitties though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 Last year I was eyeing up the rears of a couple of young stunners walking to their car as I walked to mine. One opened the rear passenger door and bent forward to put something on the seat. Then as luck would have it unfortunately a gust of wind blew her skirt up her back, making my day. As I admired the view blasted Tourettes seemed to kick in and I just let out a reactive "Whaayhay!" Her mate's immediate response was "Dirty old perv!" I was very offended at being called "old" I can tell you - I'm only 48 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLuke Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 When Liz Hurley used to be much older than you and now you totally would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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