bigbird Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Goes by the name of 'Gizmo', tiny wire haired JR. Actually, I think he's Chihuahua x Guinea Pig. Yaps incessantly, in an ear splitting tone that is a recipe for an instant migraine. Humps everything that moves. Particularly partial to Le Chameaus so I suppose at least you could say he has good taste. Has been ratting but was more interested in making sexual advances to the lurchers so he was asked to retire to the pickup. Has a party trick. Gizmo can do a poo 18" up in the kennel wall AND make it stick. Impressive eh? You gotta give him kudos for that one. Please drop me a pm if you're interested in this little Paragon of Virtue. Ps he is quite cute I suppose. Edited July 17, 2015 by bigbird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Err, I will pass thanks Did you find the nutty spaniel you were looking for ? Edited July 17, 2015 by fenboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Yes I found one, thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger-Mouse Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Funniest advert I`ve seen on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 At least I'm honest lol :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 At least I'm honest lol :) I am not so sure honesty will pay in this case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rab61t Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Ha ha good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchers Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Our old Lakeland dog would of matched or beat him for curling one out up a wall or fence no problem.you would think the lurchers dropped it not a terrier as it was that high up the fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyflier Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) my JR cross used to be like that, His policy was: "If it moves, sh*g it. If it doesn't move, sh*g it 'til it does. We had his nuts off and that seemed to calm him down . Good luck with the sale, don't take up a career in advertising Edited July 17, 2015 by hyflier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m greeny Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Goes by the name of 'Gizmo', tiny wire haired JR. Actually, I think he's Chihuahua x Guinea Pig. Yaps incessantly, in an ear splitting tone that is a recipe for an instant migraine. Humps everything that moves. Particularly partial to Le Chameaus so I suppose at least you could say he has good taste. Has been ratting but was more interested in making sexual advances to the lurchers so he was asked to retire to the pickup. Has a party trick. Gizmo can do a poo 18" up in the kennel wall AND make it stick. Impressive eh? You gotta give him kudos for that one. Please drop me a pm if you're interested in this little Paragon of Virtue. Ps he is quite cute I suppose. Top marks for honesty i hope you find him that special person he is looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Any photos? Where in N. Wales? (step-daughter is in Bangor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) I assume from the glowing testimonial you really don't want to part with him. Do you. If you are really serious about rehomeing him have you saved up enough to bribe someone to take him. Edited July 20, 2015 by loriusgarrulus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeredup Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 can he juggle chainsaws and ride a unicycle??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimpleSimon Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Just give him back to my Dad, it sounds like that's where you got him from! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted July 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Going to have to keep the little swine now I'm afraid, great lol Son has kicked off good style as he just lost his dog, understandably :( He is very cute though and we are grudgingly fond of him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot and be safe Posted July 20, 2015 Report Share Posted July 20, 2015 Aww and I was going to take him. Ps. I can vouch for the honesty of the original advert. had to throw away my trouser's after my last encounter with the gremlin Gizzmo - just couldn't get rid of the stain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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