Mrs Sweepy Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 why is it that when you get to a certain age .everyone around you think that you are the one to come to for advice. this week so far i given advice on boyfriends ,exboyfriends, kids ,holidays, money ,pregnancy,illness ,sex,work and death. now dont get me wrong am not moaning its nice when you can put a smile back on someone elses face and it do make you feel good inside . but it has got me thinking what is the one bit of advice that you would give someone.am always telling my boys when somthing or someone has upset them to take no notice as that person or thing is just a small letter in their storybook of life .so come on you wise old owls what worldly bit of advice has help you xxxxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 a few, never let the b*****s grind you down,life s a bi**h,then you marry one,never eat yellow snow,if someone can spoil your day,they probably will. not exactly advice but good tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Never trust anyone. Very wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Buy cheap buy twice, When dating a girl always check out their mum - that will be them in a few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Its nice to be important but more Important to be Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Do unto others as others would do unto you. Look through it, not over it P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretFollower Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Buy cheap buy twice, When dating a girl always check out their mum - that will be them in a few years Somebody shoot me now then!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law' I used to follow that one religiously You can't take it with you so spend it is all I am willing to tell people now. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 When dating a girl always check out their mum - that will be them in a few years OH ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Treat others as you would want to be treated yourself. Spend half and save half. Always look after your mum and dad as otherwise they may give your inheritance to the cats home Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 **** happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owenwill Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 When dating a girl always check out their mum - that will be them in a few years OH ****** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 A friend in need, Is a pain in the ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 You live and learn..........then you die and forget it all (Not good for anyone thats suicidal BTW) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeboy Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 When dating a girl always check out their mum - that will be them in a few years OH ****** Double ****** !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Wicked how long do i have to wait b4 the duck 2 swan oh yes live by my signiture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 You know you're old when people ask for advice about death. Anyway, best advice i gave someone was just the other day at work: "**** off for you own good". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Anyway, best advice i gave someone was just the other day at work: "**** off for you own good". P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronan nee Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 You know you're old when people ask for advice about death. Anyway, best advice i gave someone was just the other day at work: "**** off for you own good". r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 My parents always said ........... If you cannot do someone a good turn you dont do them a bad one ......... tried to live by that code :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 when **** happens, only blame those who are in no position to sue you, its cheaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazykayaker Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 When dating a girl always check out their mum - that will be them in a few years Why wasn't i told that years ago?? You have just ruined my life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Never never let your gun pointed be at anyone. That it may unloaded be matters not the least to me. All the pheseants ever bred dont make up for one man dead. That and when a bouncer says no he means no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 If tha gets owt fur nowt , gan fer yer barra . If tha's gunna do owt do it fer the sen . Never **** yourself it stinks . An last but not least Always do somebody a favour , as you never know when you might wont one in return . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 "Don't stick peas up your nose!" Good advice that it helped insured that I didn't spend any time in A&E, on vegetable related matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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