AVB Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 I was interviewed by the police today! No I haven’t been a naughty boy but believe it or not one of the police forces wanted to tap on my experience and I might be doing some consultancy work for them. One of the interviewers was a detective chief superintendent the other a civilian. I kept in wanting to refer to the Chief Superintendent as “Guv” like they do in the movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, AVB said: I was interviewed by the police today! No I haven’t been a naughty boy but believe it or not one of the police forces wanted to tap on my experience and I might be doing some consultancy work for them. One of the interviewers was a detective chief superintendent the other a civilian. I kept in wanting to refer to the Chief Superintendent as “Guv” like they do in the movies. You'd think that if they were looking for advice on ladies undergarments going missing from washing lines , they'd have been better to ask ditchman😏. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Not the Cantley One! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Not the Cantley One! More likely to pinch the clothes line......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 59 minutes ago, AVB said: I kept in wanting to refer to the Chief Superintendent as “Guv” like they do in the movies. Surely "Hello Super" in your best Dik Emery voice Naughty word police won't let me use Richard Emery's usual name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted October 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 12 minutes ago, amateur said: Surely "Hello Super" in your best Dik Emery voice Naughty word police won't let me use Richard Emery's usual name I should have added that the DCI was a woman. And very nice she was too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, AVB said: I should have added that the DCI was a woman. And very nice she was too! No pictures - no proof 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, AVB said: I should have added that the DCI was a woman. And very nice she was too! you should have just called her darlin , she would have appreciated that . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: You'd think that if they were looking for advice on ladies undergarments going missing from washing lines , they'd have been better to ask ditchman😏. 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Not the Cantley One! 1 hour ago, Walker570 said: More likely to pinch the clothes line......... "OI......"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 Couldn't resist it Ditch, at your age you would have more use for a clothes line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Walker570 said: Couldn't resist it Ditch, at your age you would have more use for a clothes line. You’ve met him too 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Walker570 said: Couldn't resist it Ditch, at your age you would have more use for a clothes line. saddle sniffing is more my style...........cant steal knickers off the clothesline anymore as reaching up is a problem as i have a dodgy shoulder....the police know this and leave me alone now...and they dont view saddle sniffing as a offence........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 hours ago, AVB said: I should have added that the DCI was a woman. And very nice she was too! DCI or Chief Superintendent? Did she question you on the knicker nicker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: saddle sniffing is more my style...........cant steal knickers off the clothesline anymore as reaching up is a problem as i have a dodgy shoulder....the police know this and leave me alone now...and they dont view saddle sniffing as a offence........... the police might not see it as an offence , but its certainly not a very polite thing to do whilst someone is still sitting in the saddle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted October 26, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, amateur said: DCI or Chief Superintendent? Did she question you on the knicker nicker? Sorry Detective Chief Superintendent. I didn’t bring up the subject of knickers, either hers or others, for fear of being flagged as a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 (edited) 52 minutes ago, mel b3 said: the police might not see it as an offence , but its certainly not a very polite thing to do whilst someone is still sitting in the saddle . i do take umbridge at your surgestion that i am not very polite............i always ask before hand as a gentleman would...and give them my card..(to see what is printed on it go to my "about me profile"...) Edited October 26, 2020 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: i do take umbridge at your surgestion that i am not very polite............i always ask before hand as a gentleman would...and give them my card..(to see what is printed on it go to my "about me profile"...) then sir , i shall offer a groveling apology . i should have known that a gentleman of such sophistication , would never wedge his nose betwixt buttock and saddle , without first gaining permission from the buttock owner . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 1 hour ago, mel b3 said: then sir , i shall offer a groveling apology . i should have known that a gentleman of such sophistication , would never wedge his nose betwixt buttock and saddle , without first gaining permission from the buttock owner . Tally-ho old boy...what what............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: then sir , i shall offer a groveling apology . i should have known that a gentleman of such sophistication , would never wedge his nose betwixt buttock and saddle , without first gaining permission from the buttock owner . 2 hours ago, mel b3 said: then sir , i shall offer a groveling apology . i should have known that a gentleman of such sophistication , would never wedge his nose betwixt buttock and saddle , without first gaining permission from the buttock owner . And what about the saddle owner?😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted October 27, 2020 Report Share Posted October 27, 2020 I was interviewed Friday night when I was blocked in by a police Ford Ranger at 0200. Very nice they were too but after 20 mins I told them I had to get on with the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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