Fisheruk Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 Keep covered up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 (edited) A mix of half isopropyl alcohol and half lavender oil keeps horse flies off. I put it in a small spray bottle. I get horse flies in the wood occadionally in great clouds and use this on myself and the dogs to great effect. You smell like an old grannies handbag, but its better than getting horsefly bites. Edited September 10, 2021 by loriusgarrulus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted September 10, 2021 Report Share Posted September 10, 2021 On 08/09/2021 at 19:10, scobydog said: Haha, felt it 1st then my daughter said ugh it's got legs. Never been that supple, did get the missus to take a pic for any future reference. I've had 4 now this year and I've done the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted September 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 Omg again 🙈. I was mowing my lawn this time . Felt a sharp pain and boom . 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 19, 2021 Report Share Posted September 19, 2021 i think you have some sheep DNA in your blood..............sheep are generally described as the only one of gods animals that activly try and find different ways of killing themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted September 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 19 hours ago, ditchman said: i think you have some sheep DNA in your blood..............sheep are generally described as the only one of gods animals that activly try and find different ways of killing themselves The arrest said my dna in sheep 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 Vick vapour rub works. You don’t smell great but it works. I’m normally out early morning and shower when I return so the smell isn’t an issue. Also keep my green clothes in the garage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Fisheruk said: Vick vapour rub works. ....... I'll bet that you haven't had a cold in years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, amateur said: I'll bet that you haven't had a cold in years! please dont mix up the usage of vicks vapour rub and Anusol.............that a real eye opener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 minute ago, ditchman said: please dont mix up the usage of vicks vapour rub and Anusol.............that a real eye opener Personal experience, no doubt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 3 hours ago, amateur said: Personal experience, no doubt? i have made a similar mistake with Wintergreen...............i dont think i could sit or stand or lay down in comfort for 36 hrs....have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, ditchman said: i have made a similar mistake with Wintergreen...............i dont think i could sit or stand or lay down in comfort for 36 hrs....have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline It's a *****r getting old innit 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 10 hours ago, team tractor said: The arrest said my dna in sheep 😂 Yep , I'd heard that you'd left dna samples in a few sheep 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Yep , I'd heard that you'd left dna samples in a few sheep 😅 ....err we go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, ditchman said: i have made a similar mistake with Wintergreen...............i dont think i could sit or stand or lay down in comfort for 36 hrs....have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline I remember my Dad, going out in a hurry, grabbed the oven cleaner instead of his Brylcream and went out to Sunday lunch with it all over his hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, London Best said: I remember my Dad, going out in a hurry, grabbed the oven cleaner instead of his Brylcream and went out to Sunday lunch with it all over his hair. christ that sounds terminal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snow white Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 My dad used to get sweat rash under his meat and veg somebody said to him one day get the missis scent bottle and spray underneath he came home had a bath told mom what he was going to do we heard a terrible scream and a load thump as he went down I still chuckle at it now it’s got to sixtie five years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted September 20, 2021 Report Share Posted September 20, 2021 32 minutes ago, ditchman said: christ that sounds terminal.. We certainly never let him forget it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted September 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 On 20/09/2021 at 18:05, mel b3 said: Yep , I'd heard that you'd left dna samples in a few sheep 😅 Plenty of sheep is my favourite dating site 😂. I’ve completed all the others . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Plenty of sheep is my favourite dating site 😂. I’ve completed all the others . How is the love life now dude ? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, mel b3 said: How is the love life now dude ? . Ruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted September 21, 2021 Report Share Posted September 21, 2021 59 minutes ago, ditchman said: Ruff Does that mean he has given up on the sheep and is after the sheepdog now. 🐕🐕🐕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted September 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 18 hours ago, mel b3 said: How is the love life now dude ? . 3 dates this week 🙄. 😂😂. I’ve concentrated on shooting and fitness . I wish the women did 😂 17 hours ago, ditchman said: Ruff 😂😂😂 16 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said: Does that mean he has given up on the sheep and is after the sheepdog now. 🐕🐕🐕 Never say never 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 19/09/2021 at 10:16, team tractor said: Omg again 🙈. I was mowing my lawn this time . Felt a sharp pain and boom . 😂 Stay away from Australia mate, and the Amazon and........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted September 23, 2021 Report Share Posted September 23, 2021 On 20/09/2021 at 16:57, ditchman said: .have also tried to clean my teeth with germoline Poor old Mum was in hospital last week, had a heart attack while in there (which they caused but that's a different story) and was also diagnosed with bone cancer. Only thing she moaned about was when she **** up and tried cleaning her teeth with Germoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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