team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 17 hours ago, marsh man said: Many THANKS for that , Are most dates one night only , or what is the average length of time do a date last and I take it that most are divorced , separated or single ? MM Literally a couple of drinks . I’d say 70% of dates fail . 50% are lovely people . a lot use old pictures so you end up leaving the date an hour later thinking why did I waste my time . Im divorced and I’d say most are . Some are widows but is a shame at 40 years old . if you get a second date it’s normally all good from there . Being honest a first date can easily lead to erm yes . Oh ar missis . I think people are just lonely and enjoy a bit of passion. im scared to put numbers up from a few years back but it was an eye opener 14 hours ago, marsh man said: If you don't ask Simon then you don't know , the only dates I have had for the last half a century are those in a oblong box my mum used to buy at Christmas that were suppose to be a treat , they were more like an endurance test to eat one than a treat. If you can add any information I would be pleased to know about the formalities , you never know that now I have got some new teeth and was born on a island they might want me on the new screening of love island I’m always just my self . Jeans / T shirt. Smart Trainers . No point acting someone you aren’t . pof. Tinder , hinge , bumble , match . Loads more sites . I completed plenty of fish in the local area 🤣. all you do is put your age in the filters and scan . Don’t pay for anything. No need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombatfeatures Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 On 09/01/2025 at 13:50, team tractor said: Just keeping you posted boys . So dates 5&6 have passed and I’ve met someone who wants a second date this week but she’s acting weird . mean while I’ve date 7 next week. I must have 10+ messaging me and I just don’t have enough time 😆 So, asking for a friend, how / where do you find all these dates / willing ladies?! Are you handsome, strong and wealthy? 😛 Ah, just read your most recent post, that may answer the question. I was intrigued by your mention earlier of a facebook group for lonely women, or similar! 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 1 hour ago, team tractor said: Literally a couple of drinks . I’d say 70% of dates fail . 50% are lovely people . a lot use old pictures so you end up leaving the date an hour later thinking why did I waste my time . Im divorced and I’d say most are . Some are widows but is a shame at 40 years old . if you get a second date it’s normally all good from there . Being honest a first date can easily lead to erm yes . Oh ar missis . I think people are just lonely and enjoy a bit of passion. im scared to put numbers up from a few years back but it was an eye opener I’m always just my self . Jeans / T shirt. Smart Trainers . No point acting someone you aren’t . pof. Tinder , hinge , bumble , match . Loads more sites . I completed plenty of fish in the local area 🤣. all you do is put your age in the filters and scan . Don’t pay for anything. No need. You may need to change your forum name to Chad on those stats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) whats your Moniker on these sites so we can watch in real time your M.O ... (when youare on these sites we will follow you around ..so the stats at the bottom of thye page will read "58,000 following this attempt" ) ihave been down this road at work and i have drunk of the well deeply.....careful.....it dosnt always end well Edited January 13 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, team tractor said: Literally a couple of drinks . I’d say 70% of dates fail . 50% are lovely people . a lot use old pictures so you end up leaving the date an hour later thinking why did I waste my time . Im divorced and I’d say most are . Some are widows but is a shame at 40 years old . if you get a second date it’s normally all good from there . Being honest a first date can easily lead to erm yes . Oh ar missis . I think people are just lonely and enjoy a bit of passion. im scared to put numbers up from a few years back but it was an eye opener I’m always just my self . Jeans / T shirt. Smart Trainers . No point acting someone you aren’t . pof. Tinder , hinge , bumble , match . Loads more sites . I completed plenty of fish in the local area 🤣. all you do is put your age in the filters and scan . Don’t pay for anything. No need. Many THANKS TT for your honest and frank answers , this is all new to me and I am now content to spend the rest of my days as a single person , things might had been different if we had separated at a younger age but we didn't so no point in going there , GOOD LUCK in finding the right person , she is out there somewhere , the hard part is finding her and when you do it could be a match made in heaven . A t b MM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 3 hours ago, Wombatfeatures said: So, asking for a friend, how / where do you find all these dates / willing ladies?! Are you handsome, strong and wealthy? 😛 Ah, just read your most recent post, that may answer the question. I was intrigued by your mention earlier of a facebook group for lonely women, or similar! 🤪 To be fair I’m not ugly and always get attention off ladies but my body is badly beaten so I limp badly ( I hate it ) I always look after myself but I think the main thing is I’m confident, don’t drink , don’t smoke . Seems to work . I’m definitely not wealthy 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 What's gone LIMP? That could be the problem Mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: What's gone LIMP? That could be the problem Mate. Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) 3 hours ago, Wombatfeatures said: So, asking for a friend, how / where do you find all these dates / willing ladies?! Are you handsome, strong and wealthy? 😛 Ah, just read your most recent post, that may answer the question. I was intrigued by your mention earlier of a facebook group for lonely women, or similar! 🤪 Obviously I’d never share my face on here but you can see my build . I love the gym . I’m not wealthy but live a great life between nutters honestly I think just being honest is the way forward . I don’t lie and I’m a sucker for helping people out . all I’ve ever wanted is a family Edited January 13 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 And can you run fast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Hello, Just enjoy life TT until you find the right lady to share your life again, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 3 minutes ago, oldypigeonpopper said: Hello, Just enjoy life TT until you find the right lady to share your life again, No rush I know . I’m enjoying meeting people tho 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: And can you run fast? I can but trip up every ten yards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JKD Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 21 minutes ago, team tractor said: No rush I know . I’m enjoying meeting people tho I can but trip over it every ten yards Seems your pecker has taken over your brain,,,, again ? 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Mel will probably confirm that it's not big enough to trip over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 10 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Mel will probably confirm that it's not big enough to trip over. It definitely not in this cold weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 What good is a fit muscley body without a sizeable 'most important' muscle 💪 😆🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 15 minutes ago, JKD said: Seems your pecker has taken over your brain,,,, again ? 😆 To be fair it’s stayed in my trousers this time round . Just now, JKD said: What good is a fit muscley body without a sizeable 'most important' muscle 💪 😆🤣 🤣 I’m a grower 🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKD Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, team tractor said: To be fair it’s stayed in my trousers this time round . 👍 During the 'covid years', i knew of a couple of guys who travelled up and down the country to achieve a sticky middle wicket 😳 Despite all the lockdown rules, they were at it very regularly ! 6 minutes ago, team tractor said: 🤣 I’m a grower 🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣 Isn't every bloke ?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Just wanted to see how being single at Christmas got to 10 pages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Scully said: Just wanted to see how being single at Christmas got to 10 pages! Well there are those older Members who are interested how a younger Member is using his member and the rest of us just find Nath funny. Edited January 13 by TIGHTCHOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 2 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Well there are those older Members who are interested how a younger Member is using his member and the rest of us just find Nath funny. I’m glad you’re all giggling. Tbf I’m entertaining myself with the thread 13 minutes ago, JKD said: 👍 During the 'covid years', i knew of a couple of guys who travelled up and down the country to achieve a sticky middle wicket 😳 Despite all the lockdown rules, they were at it very regularly ! Isn't every bloke ?! I’ll pm you 5 minutes ago, Scully said: Just wanted to see how being single at Christmas got to 10 pages! Sounds like I’m in the charts 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 TT what i want to know is, apart from your mum who told you that your not ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 1 minute ago, Dougy said: TT what i want to know is, apart from your mum who told you that your not ugly Is there a SHORT list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Dougy said: TT what i want to know is, apart from your mum who told you that your not ugly Your wife 🤣 wow did I say that 😮. Edited January 13 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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