pavman Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) Like it says, Edited January 20, 2009 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 bloody cattle grids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guinea Fowl Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Oh no, now there will propelly be a national ban on all drain covers and cattle grids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Since the recession the 'Adventure Game' took a turn for the worse. "Grunda grunda..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 "There you go, you little ********, you should have been looking where you were walking, instead of trying to look up my skirt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 1 - C'mon kids 2 - Careful 3 - what do I tell the missus now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Thats what you get for keeping me up all night. With your continuance bickering. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Little did the duck family know just how dangerous crossing the roof vent of the local Chinese take away would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logstove Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 World duck crossword champion fails to get 6 accross but gets 5 down................ my coat is on and I'm on my way...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Stupid itch you've only left me one to shoot in the coming season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6shot Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 sigourney weavers not the only one having trouble with them aliens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 take your eye of them for a second, bloody kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Dog Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I knew I should have bought them a shoe size bigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfast d Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 bloody cattle grids GUYS/GALS going to let you'se all in to a top secert when i was a little teenage tear away and lived in the country side i done a really really bad halloween joke,, now that i am in my 30's i know it was NO joke CATTLE GRIDS i knew my next door friends where out so i sneaked round and removed a few bars from there cattle grid over there driveway and sat for ages until they came home by Jez's did they arrive in style,, yep front wheels !!bang!!clean in to the grid and they where stuck,,, how bad do i feel even yet about it just seeing that word "cattle grid" makes me feel so bad they never knew it was me and thought it was something to do with the "mobile caravan people" what would you have done if you got your hands on me knowing i had done something like that KEEP IT CLEAN if you can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Mr Buckfast Your going straight to hell. I know about these things. xxxxSaintSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Ah Duck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utectok Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 I told you to always walk on the cracks in the pavment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted January 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) 1 - C'mon kids 2 - Careful 3 - what do I tell the missus now Cosd, may we just point out it is indeed Mrs Puddleduck in charge of her lings which kind of conflicts with your choice 3, you can tell Mr PD and he has a green hat! Edited January 21, 2009 by pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) Yeah but no but yeah but no but....... that grating does not meet the EU standard size for chicks, sort-of-fing, I reckon I can make a claim or compensation or somefing and anyway it was that slag Trisha lost 'em chicks for me, innit. Edited January 21, 2009 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEREALTHRILLER Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Aw for ducks sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_mjs93 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 "YOU SEE this always happens when we come to the city, i told your father we should have stayed in the country, but no, he gets shot at ONE TIME, and he has to be away from the country for good....." OR "FINALLY IM RID OF THEM" Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lone wolf Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 i said hop over not drop over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, bonk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
activeviii Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Going.........Going..............Gone. Or D'Oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonty Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 It's got to be logstove, that's inspired and very, very funny mate. Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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