pavman Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 I have to go to Amsterdam next week mon to thurs client visits with a remit to do what it takes to keep them happy, any ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 I think you should take them to the local church for hymn sing-song and tub-thumping session Praise the Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Banana bar would be a good place to start They are well geared up, their receipts are for a Chinese restaurant so it doesn't look to iffy on your expenses [allegedly] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 If you're going by ferry PRAY for a smooth crossing! I've been a few times but the first time the waves were so big they were going past the bar deck windows, EIGHT floors up . . . . . . I've never puked up so much in my life! Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairyduck Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Mmmmm banana bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salop Matt Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 visit the wind mills and pick the flowers ! they have plenty . Stay till sunday night and get a train to germany and book some shooting ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GW80 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 check out Stones cafe, last time i was there they had a circular pool table!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Don't bother going tot he Van Gigh museam unless you really like his work. I'm not a big fan of pointilism, so i felt a bit let down by it all. There's a casino down near one of th canals. I think you can take a number 5 tram to it from the railway station, but I would advise you to check first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Take a packet of cards I think you are in for a boring few days. OOOOOPlease take me I have never been to Amsterdam I could be your lady that do. Now what are they called. :hmm:I know Secretary. Ive got the bending down to pick up the pencil to a fine art. Please Please Please xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 how about the Anne Frank museum ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Naaah. Queues are way to long for a casual visit. One thing you could do if you fancy a nice meal and a tour of the canals is to book up a small boat that runs round the canals witha chef and wine waiter on board. I can't remember the name of the company or the boat, but it sounded pretty good. It beats walking round the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klunk Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Lived and worked in Amsterdam for a lot of years, so may be able to help. Depends who your clients are and what makes them happy? Most Brits who go to Amsterdam find themselves wandering around the red-light district one night, if only for the novelty. A canal cruise is a good way to get a feel for the place. There's every conceivable type of food available, but as a general tip, try to avoid tourist restaurants. Public transport (trams) are a cheap, quick way to get around (you can buy tickets ('strippenkart') from the red machines in the train station or at the 'kiosk' shops dotted around), though you may prefer to walk if you have the time to take things more slowly. There's pretty much everything your clients could wish for, depending on taste and budget. Feel free to PM me with specific requests should you have any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Bannana bar,Grasshopper bar are good places then you can go window shopping...sordid dont come close... Serious side-Anne Frank museum,diamond places,canal rides,tram service is excellent,people are very friendly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LXX73 Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 Don't purchase any white widow sends you do lally. Last time I was there ended up walking round some dungeon full of midgets doing some freaky **** and thats about all I can remember- a complete 3 day blur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted February 19, 2009 Report Share Posted February 19, 2009 (edited) a trip to holland is never complete without sticking your finger in a dyke.... and get your minds out of the gutter you lot!!!! Edited February 19, 2009 by babbyc1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Covenflower Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 I have to go to Amsterdam next week mon to thurs client visits with a remit to do what it takes to keep them happy, any ideas Amsterdam is no longer the city as it was. The majority of the local people have moved since Amsterdam is conquered by mainly muslims. I suggest don't try to make them happy with a bottle of whiskey or a Holy Bible unless you wear a magnum .357 I really feel sorry for you man. Hope to see you back on this forum after thursday next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Visit my old local ! tell them Mike , who's now in Singapore, recommended you. Int Aepjen Zeedijk 1 (The Monkey) a very nice little bar in the centre of town near Centraal Station and the Barbizon Hotel. M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Keep up Englands end Pav, especially if you have big feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 if you want to have a good time, stick to the beer, and stay off the smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 There is a sex museum they probably cater for all tastes - including Suffolkonians ! Baaaaa ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliebrown Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Stayed at the Hotel Amrath over christmas and can thoroughly recommend it. The Rijksmeuseum was closed for a refurb, but should now be open. Theres a resturant called In De Wag or somthing that was very reasonable and had Pukka grub, had rabbit there for my Xmas dinner! Leidesplein has a few good nightclubs. The redlight district is oppressive (loads of English crackheads there, but didnt see a dutch one, odd I thaught), but still worth a look round if youve not been. The Church is a nice freindly coffeeshop, If you have a smoke its worth a wonder round the Zoo and Aquarium, watching a monkey jacking off while your stoned is frankly hillarious ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted February 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 There is a sex museum they probably cater for all tastes - including Suffolkonians ! Baaaaa ! Welcome back LV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Not much in the way of shooting in Holland so I guess you'd better renew all those injections! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 There is a sex museum they probably cater for all tastes - including Suffolkonians ! Baaaaa ! I doubt even in Amsterdam they are that diverse :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 go round the heineken factory and get free beers and a beer glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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