Harnser Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) I think clay shooters are whimps and uphill gardeners . They only shoot on a sunday morning if its not raining and like to dress up in fancy waistcoats and silly hats and sunglasses . They are allways arguing over which is the best cartridge and they only eat bacon butties. May the good lord protect us from them . Harnser . Edited June 24, 2009 by Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveB916 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Doesn't sound a bit like the club I shoot at, The Reindeer. Shoot all weathers wear whatever you like and then in the pub for a pint, a game of pool and full Sunday lunch, minds you they drink real beer not shandy you wouldn't fit in ........lol Dave B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter De La Mare Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Good cast, but the bait's no good. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 He nearly made it over to the other side of the bank with that one, but alas no :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenshooter Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I think clay shooters are whimps and uphill gardeners . They only shoot on a sunday morning if its not raining and like to dress up in fancy waistcoats and silly hats and sunglasses . They are allways arguing over which is the best cartridge and they only eat bacon buttys . May the good lord protect us from them . Harnser . Woofters all of them. But, boy can some of them shoot! Would like to see a non clay shooter's score on his first time shooting 100 sporting! Just back from 50 sporting at EJ Churchills and one chap cleared every stand that I saw him shoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Just back from 50 sporting at EJ Churchills and one chap cleared every stand that I saw him shoot. You should have come on over and introduced yourself Or maybe it was PDLM's twin :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Woofters all of them. But, boy can some of them shoot! Would like to see a non clay shooter's score on his first time shooting 100 sporting! Just back from 50 sporting at EJ Churchills and one chap cleared every stand that I saw him shoot. No you wouldn't trust me :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breastman Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 A fair and reasoned arguement :blink: Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 The last time i was out with the essex boys it was embarrassing ,they were polishing their shoes between stands and asking each other if their waistcoats had any wrinkles in them . Then it was should i pull the peak of my cap down a bit further and do you think the colour of my sunglasses clash with my gloves . Will this big gun make a big bang . As a country boy from deepest norfolk totally embarrassing . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) The last time i was out with the essex boys it was embarrassing ,they were polishing their shoes between stands and asking each other if their waistcoats had any wrinkles in them . Then it was should i pull the peak of my cap down a bit further and do you think the colour of my sunglasses clash with my gloves . Will this big gun make a big bang . As a country boy from deepest norfolk totally embarrassing .Harnser . Very funny!!!! :blink: Shoe polishing though??? I thought they all wore 80's Reeboks. Edited June 24, 2009 by Imperfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) I think clay shooters are whimps and uphill gardeners . They only shoot on a sunday morning if its not raining and like to dress up in fancy waistcoats and silly hats and sunglasses . They are allways arguing over which is the best cartridge and they only eat bacon buttys . May the good lord protect us from them . Harnser . And what's wrong with bacon butties? Is your real name Mohammed Akbar Al-Faroukh? :blink: Edited June 24, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I think clay shooters are whimps and uphill.........May the good lord protect us from them . Harnser . I disagree, it is nice to see that we are diverse and as such we can apply for many local council/Lotto payouts etc. as we need to expand and show that we embrace(metaphorically) all kinds of, ahem, people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 And what's wrong with bacon butties? Is your real name Mohammed Akbar Al-Faroukh? :blink: Real men eat spam butties with brown sauce . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I strongly disagree. I'm a clay shooter but I don't ever shoot on Sundays because I'm too busy... Got to walk the poodle at 7, bake scones for the coffee morning, wash my hair, play bridge in the afternoon, choir practice at 6 and a light tea with the vicar afterwards followed by the Corry onmibus. Does my bum look big in this post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Real men eat spam butties with brown sauce .Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Sarakun Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Harnser spoiling for a fight then? I am inclined to agree with you though. I like to watch them at the game fair I attend. What's with the one glove thing too? Last year me and my mate watched a guy at a clay stand ask, "can i see a pair first", then do some funny finger pointing foot shuffling thingy as they came out. Well we though this guy has balls, big crowd you understand, he 'aint gonna miss. Well he shot like a ****, and we were embarassed for him and had to walk away, sniggering like a couple of school boys we were. I'm looking forward to this years Fair. The clay stands are always good for a laugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 A gem ,a real gem . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Harnser spoiling for a fight then? I am inclined to agree with you though. I like to watch them at the game fair I attend. What's with the one glove thing too? Last year me and my mate watched a guy at a clay stand ask, "can i see a pair first", then do some funny finger pointing foot shuffling thingy as they came out. Well we though this guy has balls, big crowd you understand, he 'aint gonna miss. Well he shot like a ****, and we were embarassed for him and had to walk away, sniggering like a couple of school boys we were. I'm looking forward to this years Fair. The clay stands are always good for a laugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) Harnser spoiling for a fight then? I am inclined to agree with you though. I like to watch them at the game fair I attend. What's with the one glove thing too? Last year me and my mate watched a guy at a clay stand ask, "can i see a pair first", then do some funny finger pointing foot shuffling thingy as they came out. Well we though this guy has balls, big crowd you understand, he 'aint gonna miss. Well he shot like a ****, and we were embarassed for him and had to walk away, sniggering like a couple of school boys we were. I'm looking forward to this years Fair. The clay stands are always good for a laugh.. Instead of sniggering like a pair of school girls, why dont you step upto the mark next time. Edited June 25, 2009 by annihilator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Harnser spoiling for a fight then? I am inclined to agree with you though. I like to watch them at the game fair I attend. What's with the one glove thing too? Last year me and my mate watched a guy at a clay stand ask, "can i see a pair first", then do some funny finger pointing foot shuffling thingy as they came out. Well we though this guy has balls, big crowd you understand, he 'aint gonna miss. Well he shot like a ****, and we were embarassed for him and had to walk away, sniggering like a couple of school boys we were. I'm looking forward to this years Fair. The clay stands are always good for a laugh.. Did you then go in the stand and beat him with your single barrel baikal that you had been stirring paint with in the morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter De La Mare Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I strongly disagree. I'm a clay shooter but I don't ever shoot on Sundays because I'm too busy... Got to walk the poodle at 7, bake scones for the coffee morning, wash my hair, play bridge in the afternoon, choir practice at 6 and a light tea with the vicar afterwards followed by the Corry onmibus. Does my bum look big in this post? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 The last time i was out with the essex boys it was embarrassing ,they were polishing their shoes between stands and asking each other if their waistcoats had any wrinkles in them . Then it was should i pull the peak of my cap down a bit further and do you think the colour of my sunglasses clash with my gloves . Will this big gun make a big bang . As a country boy from deepest norfolk totally embarrassing .Harnser . I bet it was even more embarrassing when they led you to stand 15 trying to show you the rampant rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlight32 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I used to like clays, but then they brought out the escort semi auto, and it attracted a new breed of clay shooter. Jeans,T-shirt,flip flops- no skeet vest or gloves,glasses or hat. Picking cartridges out from box on the floor of the stand and missing everything they shoot at. 'Good gun this scored one more than the last guy and he had a Browning' Clay shooting should be like the Golfers-strictly no peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter De La Mare Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I used to like clays, but then they brought out the escort semi auto, and it attracted a new breed of clay shooter. Jeans,T-shirt,flip flops- no skeet vest or gloves,glasses or hat. Picking cartridges out from box on the floor of the stand and missing everything they shoot at. 'Good gun this scored one more than the last guy and he had a Browning' Clay shooting should be like the Golfers-strictly no peasants. :blink: Bravo !! Starlight32 for Prime Minister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay222 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Did you then go in the stand and beat him with your single barrel baikal that you had been stirring paint with in the morning? ha ha love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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