pavman Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I love a good parp me, cant help myself never lost the sense of outright hilarity, recon after cury eggs with me pickles and cheese stokes the old gas bags with maximum effect I bet some girls even do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAULT Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 guiness actually made the boys in work spew and the old favourite BEANS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I find, without fail: 2 x popadums, mango chutney and onions salsa. Onion Bahjis Guaranteed windy pops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yep a good night out on the beer will do it, I spent last friday night at a wedding reception and probably had somewhere in the region of 12 - 15 pints of John Smiths (**** I know but it was the only bitter they had) and my **** was evil on the saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 A fry up always does it to me. I can make the dog walk off in disgust after a fry up !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Cumberland sausages on a bed of lentils with loads of cabbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Fish. Guinness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeinVA Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 beans & Pickled eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 cabbage and cider for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Turnip does it for me absolutely reeks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 (edited) Large volumes of cheap strong lager plus some high protein stuff like eggs. Thats why dog pumps smell so bad ie protein. Try to refrain from burping too,let it go downwards.You can get the wife to massage your abdomen to assist but do the decent thing and get them to step back as you issue forth.Bear in mind it contains Pheromones,so be prepared for passion! Works for me apart from the massage bit,my wind disgusts my family Edited October 7, 2009 by vole21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toombsy Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 French onion soup does it for me. Absolutely love the stuff but had to give it up due to Health and Safety reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 We do Mr Pavman But it always smell of roses xxxxSuzy God i hope sweepy dont see this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Guiness does it for me and really should come with a health warning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 The old festive favourite - SPROUTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Mule Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Half a keg of lager does it for me, but I have to be mindful not to follow through. Unfortunately rabbit also makes me reek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 About half an hour after eating my own home-made pickled onions I get told "it's not funny anymore". Little does she know I'm still warming up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 worked away for 8 weeks once, kept to a good health diet breakfast- a good old fry up dinner- sausage or bacon and egg batches tea- a carvery £5 all you could eat plus plenty of lager cleared the scaffold on numerous occasions with the old botty burp and on one occasion trapped one of the lads to suffer all i could here was ime going to be sick, ime going to be sick i do love working on the buildings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntoshoot Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 pheasant and rabbit, love the stuff but it makes them stink next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAULT Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 worked away for 8 weeks once, kept to a good health diet breakfast- a good old fry up dinner- sausage or bacon and egg batches tea- a carvery £5 all you could eat plus plenty of lager cleared the scaffold on numerous occasions with the old botty burp and on one occasion trapped one of the lads to suffer all i could here was ime going to be sick, ime going to be sick i do love working on the buildings actually had one of the boys i work with spewing of the scaffolding lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 I love a good parp me, cant help myself never lost the sense of outright hilarity, recon after cury eggs with me pickles and cheese stokes the old gas bags with maximum effect I bet some girls even do it http://www.break.com/index/smell-my-finger.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Peanut butter sandwiches are great for farts-much to the disgust of my collegues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 for really stinking ones (so bad that the smell makes your eyes water when you go to the toilet) you need to put in a bit of effort - drink for 5 days, first two days vodka and red bull, nex two days port, then the final day more vodka and red bull. you dont need massive amounts (3 1/2 bttls vodka, 1 bottle port) will do the job perfectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smig4373 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 The old favourite for me....BEANS...Or anything made with mince....For them good ol'e boxing day meaty numbers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Tarka Dahl plus a couple of pints of Bass or Directors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.