Ozzy Fudd Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 i just thought up a new invention, non stick roof tiles, guaranteed no chav can get a grip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borntoshoot Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 LOL or sticky glue tiles, brilliant for catching dinner (birds that land on the roof) and also any chav caught can be humanely dispatched and left as a diterant for future vermin tht may want to go on the roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 A flat roof with a bottle of White Diamond on show and a damned good rotwieler hiding behind the chimney should do the trick. Who knows, if there are enough "brave chavs" about you might not have to buy and dog food! Oops sorry, I forgot you don't get "brave chavs", I should have said "brainless chavs" shouldn't I! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Link to local rag website http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/news/Teenag...il/article.html Shame hes not still up there, its snowing now.... :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk Full marks to the owners of that site for trying, but it just doesnt have the same ring to it... ZB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 Link to local rag website http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/news/Teenag...il/article.html What a rubbish report imagine what would have happened to there circulation if they had published the thread on here doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 i like the "It is believed a man climbed on to the roof of a house on Sunday night." How the **** do they think he got there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 This is like the old 1980s CB wind ups where gullible folk would be out in their cars really looking for the escaped circus lion. P M S L and feeling sorry for ya'll.. <chuckles> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 did they catch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auto culto Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 did they catch it. Not as yet but they have recovered 26 escapees to date. These consisted of fifteen camels, two zebras a few lamas and a number of pot-bellied pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apache Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 It's made 20 pages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 8 years on read all 12 pages and **** Im laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Jolly good, your just a few years late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harkom Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 1/3/2010 at 21:04, magman said: just had a copper in the lof So the toe rag is in the metals trade - trying for the lead on the roof, and going for copper in the loft..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 He’s STILL on the roof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 Cats and Bunkers come to mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewh100 Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 03/01/2010 at 19:58, Frenchieboy said: Is he is wearing a red suit, and has a big long bushy white beard, carrying a sack and sporting a pair of binoculars shouting "Rudolf, come back here you little ****". this is my best bit if 12 pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) just sorting threads out by most replys and came across this peach. he's got a gun anyway time to move on.... Edited March 19, 2018 by strimmer_13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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