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What about these

From FULL METAL JACKET

 

 

Sgt. Hartman:.......................... I bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ***, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

 

 

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"Cowboy":.................. Been gettin' any?

"Joker":...................... Only your sister.

"Cowboy":.................. Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.

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withnail and i.......

 

Look at him!

Look at Jeff wode... His head must weigh

60 pounds on its own.

 

 

 

Imagine the size of his balls.

 

 

 

Imagine getting into a fight

with the ******.

 

 

 

Please, I don't feel good.

 

 

 

That's what you'd say.

But that wouldn't wash with Jeff.

 

 

 

No. He'd like a bit of pleading.

Adds spice to it.

 

 

 

In fact, he'd probably tell you

what he was gonna do before he did it.

 

 

 

"I'm gonna pull your head off."

 

 

 

"No, please don't pull my head off."

 

 

 

"I'm gonna pull your head off

because I don't like your head."

 

 

 

Have you got soup?

Why didn't I get any soup?

 

 

 

Coffee.

 

 

 

Why don't you use a cup

like any other human being?

 

 

 

Why don't you wash up occasionally

like any other human being?

 

 

 

How dare you!

How dare you!

 

 

 

How dare you

call me inhumane!

 

 

 

I didn't call you inhumane.

You merely imagined it. Calm down.

 

 

 

Right, you ******.

I'm gonna do the washing up.

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