hendersons Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 At the ripe old age of 31 I have discovered i'm old. I spent a quiet evening with the other half throwing away our accumulated rubbish, making dinner and putting together a flat pack coffee table and if that was not bad enough I have discovered I would rather listen to folk music than anything else. Can anybody please help me I need an antidote to this I don't know whats happening to me. nick just realised i'm sat here in my paisley pyjamas and slippers drimking tea writing this i've got it bad chaps urgent help needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 You feel old Mr Henderson I have just spent the last hour with my 16 year old son and his mates telling me all about their evening riding round town on their bikes. Looking for eye candy. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Don't worry about it fella. I'm going that way myself and I'm only 29! What's the point in going out and getting smashed only to feel rough for the whole of the next day? Then there's the music, a lot of it is rubbish these days. Oh god what am I saying? I'm old too and I'm the right side of 30! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 You feel old Mr Henderson I have just spent the last hour with my 16 year old son and his mates telling me all about their evening riding round town on their bikes. Looking for eye candy. xxxxSuzy i would have thought you would have been enough candy for any young man even the small pictures you put in your avatar are enough for me nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbox Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Mate. to be honest you've just described to me what I now consider to be crazy hedonistic times.. I wouldn't dream of doing all that on a school night these days! As for Paisley PJ’s... You crazy kid you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Don't worry about it fella. I'm going that way myself and I'm only 29! What's the point in going out and getting smashed only to feel rough for the whole of the next day? Then there's the music, a lot of it is rubbish these days. Oh god what am I saying? I'm old too and I'm the right side of 30! we should start a gloucestershire dominos league for a bit of excitement, we could challennge the old folks home in cirencester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonySmith Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Hmmm..Sounds like you need some re-calibration...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 we should start a gloucestershire dominos league for a bit of excitement, we could challennge the old folks home in cirencester Oh oh Mexican Trains anyone. I Love dominos, and tri ominos Must admit Trains is a great game to while away the evening. Suzy, Only 15 days to go Have had 3 sets of twinns and set of tripplets so far. Should be a bit of a break until the yearlings start to go, and Socks is still crossing her legs for you. NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernel gadaffi Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Come the summer (it's going to be on a Wednesday this year) you'll be buying your clothes and Greenwoods and Dunn & Co. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Ok Mr Flock You get me some wellies And i shell bring me rubber gloves, bucket and smelling salts xxxxSuzy Cant wait to see Suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Ok Mr Flock Cant wait to see Suzy Right about dinner time NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 O you poor man You really dont want to get on the wrong side of the Essex girl. Now do you xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I take it we are orf to Canada Mrs Sweepy? shaun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 At the ripe old age of 31 I have discovered i'm old. I spent a quiet evening with the other half throwing away our accumulated rubbish, making dinner and putting together a flat pack coffee table and if that was not bad enough I have discovered I would rather listen to folk music than anything else. Can anybody please help me I need an antidote to this I don't know whats happening to me. nick just realised i'm sat here in my paisley pyjamas and slippers drimking tea writing this i've got it bad chaps urgent help needed What you need is an 11 year old who is really into his music. I get dragged to gigs all the time Keeps me young. Not your "normal kiddy stuff" either Greenday, Iron maiden, The eagles, Iggy Pop, Ramstein, the cult etc. Its like being 18 all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 What you need is an 11 year old who is really into his music. This could be easily taken the wrong way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Yes Shaun Am going to be a midwife to Mr flocks livestock xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 This could be easily taken the wrong way! Ooooppssss Perhaps what I should have said was an 11yr old son, who is really into his music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclestuffy Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Do you need an antidote - at thirty five I enjoy playing my accordion ..... don't fight it else you will turn into one of those sad old men dressed as a LCT at the end of a trendy bar looking like there was a rip in the time/space continum. LCT = Last chance trendy Don't fight it go middle aged with dignity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I'm 17, it's a school night, so I'm going to a house party and then going clubbing. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 I'm 17, it's a school night, so I'm going to a house party and then going clubbing. FM st patricks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 1st.................. get rid of those paisley pyjamas 2nd................. tea or coffee shouldnt be drunk after 7pm..(under 18s stick to pop) red wine is acceptable 3rd................. Don't worry..once you hit 40 you start getting younger...you start doing all the things you wished you did when you were young just hurts more 4th................. You will notice that every time you moan and complain...you actualy enjoy it.... 5th................... Be happy............ you have got there you can offically **** and couch at the same time....priceless jasp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendersons Posted March 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Ok so as far as I can tell I need to:find a partying 11year old,drink vodka, play an accordian,go cruising for girls on bike, and then go clubbing in Chippenham. Then I wil regain my youthfull charm vigour and good looks. So I decided to live life to the edge and for tomorrow I have arranged a evenings lampung followed by a few pints of real ale. I will do this while wearing my best shell suit and Burberry cap just so everybody knows I'm stil youngish. do you think this will be enough to stop me from being old or should I do more nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 Just grow old gracefully I don't envy the young, they're all clueless nobbers or ******* students Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 being old means you can drop one in bed and other half is used to it. - you can belch whenever you like - in fact you can do all the nasty habit's that were once frowned upon - getting old is great except for pain - forgetfulness- piles -high blood pressure - eyes gone - hearing's gone but that isn't old age just not wearing ear plugs for years .-I could go on but can't remember the rest. Dave ps - and they let me have a gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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