955i Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Why is it that on any program about sex on telly, the 'experts' always have faces like an abbatoir offal bin? Can't believe half of them would even be allowed to see their own genitals, never mind get a look at anyone elses!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zapp Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Why is it that on any program about sex on telly, the 'experts' always have faces like an abbatoir offal bin? Can't believe half of them would even be allowed to see their own genitals, never mind get a look at anyone elses!! Those that can do, those that cant teach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeh Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 (edited) Those that can do, those that cant teach. My Girlfriend (Who Is a Highschool English teacher) Just read that over my sholder. Her reply (and I quote) ''I don't know what he can 'do' but he clearly has to wheel out some regurgitated, tired cliche and that is a shame because he clearly lacks originality, creativity and imagination. Can he make anything? Like a **** pie?'' Followed by ''Ask him if he could spell check the punctuation and grammar and email it back. ****!'' Yeah, Might of struck a never... Edited January 10, 2011 by Bleeh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 My Girlfriend (Who Is a Highschool English teacher) Just read that over my sholder. Her reply (and I quote) ''I don't know what he can 'do' but he clearly has to wheel out some regurgitated, tired cliche and that is a shame because he clearly lacks originality, creativity and imagination. Can he make anything? Like a **** pie?'' Followed by ''Ask him if he could spell check the punctuation and grammar and email it back. ****!'' Yeah, Might of struck a never... She sounds like a right barrel o' laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Those that can do, those that cant teach. Personally I thought it was quite funny, but then again most of my teachers never seemed to have a sense of humour, they never thought my practical jokes against them we funny and neither did the head of year who I often had to tell what I'd done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Considering the way so many kids leave school barely able to read and write these days, I'd say an English teacher is the last person to criticise. Innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Still, at least the mystery of why Bleeh spends all his spare time on here has been solved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) Yeah, Might of struck a never... Edited January 11, 2011 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Surely you you don't mean, "might of struck a never"? Shouldn't that be "Might have struck a nerve"? Still I am not going out with an english teacher so what would I know? Now what was that saying about people in glass houses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gixer1 Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docholiday Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) Some of the threads on PW are just priceless Edited January 11, 2011 by docholiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 My Girlfriend (Who Is a Highschool English teacher) Just read that over my sholder. Now what was that saying about people in glass houses? I think it's something along the lines of 'Don't throw your stones too hard or you'll put your sholder out' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Looks like someone needs to have some lessons from his girlfriend doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Looks like someone needs to have some lessons from his girlfriend doesn't it? and she is a very good teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100milesaway Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Priceless from Auntie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canthitathing Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Yet another Belly laugh thread from PW!! No wonder I get no work done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bi9johnny Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 i used to work in a school and come to the idea that most of the teachers are ***** who have never left school......school uni school oh and talk to everyone like they are 6 years old and thick as **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berties Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 ... Picture made me laugh,can't even remember what this post was all about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddan Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) Picture made me laugh,can't even remember what this post was all about neither can anyone else by the look of it. I quite liked the first posts. It is probsbly true that the only "sexperts" available for comment are those on the sidelines. The rest are busy getting down and dirty. Edited January 11, 2011 by reddan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkin Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 poontang Posted Today, 10:32 AM I think it's something along the lines of 'Don't throw your stones too hard or you'll put your sholder out' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ His girlfriend's got stones? :o Pushkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 I think it's something along the lines of 'Don't throw your stones too hard or you'll put your sholder out' I think it's "Don't get your stones and hard on out, or the soldier will throw one out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 I think it's "Don't get your stones and hard on out, or the soldier will throw one out" Meh, so I got it wrong. My bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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