cant hit rabbits 123 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Hi guys! Some of the guys at the clay shoot call my Bettinsoli 'Betty' and my Mossberg 'The Bank Job'!!! Has this happened to anyone else? Or have you named your gun yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 No, I think it feeds warped masturbatory needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 This has cropped up a few times before. There were some REALLY cringeworthy efforts last time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 ym anni is known by every one on the estate as the "heap" and the semi outo as betty the breeder after the beaters day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I recall Pvt Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket called his M14 "Charlene" - and then he blews his own brains out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cant hit rabbits 123 Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 No, I think it feeds warped masturbatory needs. Fair enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beretta28g Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 This has cropped up a few times before. There were some REALLY cringeworthy efforts last time Any linkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawthorn Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 No, I think it feeds warped masturbatory needs. so if i named my gun B) are you calling me a ****** :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njc110381 Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 so if i named my gun B) are you calling me a ****** :lol: Looks that way fella! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 i once had a miroku mk3800 that was called every dirty name under the sun, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humperdingle Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 My Ruger is called "The Ruger" and my Beretta is called "The Beretta". I like to keep things simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 (edited) I call my three "the monkey spanker" , "dolphin flogger" and the centre fire is called the "tommy tank". Really kyska I don't know what you are on about Edited June 15, 2011 by artschool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutty Boots Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 My o/u is called over & under, the sxs is called the side by side, the only named one is the hushpower, affectionately named the plank or drainpipe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmitemania Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 My Ruger is called "The Ruger" and my Beretta is called "The Beretta". I like to keep things simple. When one of my work mates was being a tool I said he should meet my friends Mr Rizzini and Miss Laurona and they would sort him out, needless to say he didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 well my buckmark is called "my love" and my sako is called "precious" and together we go out and "kill all the filthy little rabbitses!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fo5ter Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Any linkies http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/37822-do-you-name-your-rifle/page__p__343344__hl__%2Bdo+%2Byou+%2Bname+%2Byour+%2Brifle__fromsearch__1#entry343344 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fo5ter Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Any linkies http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/index.php?/topic/37822-do-you-name-your-rifle/page__p__343344__hl__%2Bdo+%2Byou+%2Bname+%2Byour+%2Brifle__fromsearch__1#entry343344 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pull-bang-miss Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 I recall Pvt Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket called his M14 "Charlene" - and then he blews his own brains out... You will give your rifle a girls name, because this is the only pussy you guys are going to get! 303a - semi auto winchester 1300 - pump .410 - .410 Not entirely creative but they will do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy dog Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 My semi auto Shotgun is called Old Painless aint got one for my .17hmr Was thinking of calling it SH4G as i usually ***** every thing i aim at with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 (edited) Oh dear ,giving your guns names ay , do you sleep with them . If you really must how about ,"the penetrator for a rifle and the blaster for a shotgun " . Harnser . Edited June 16, 2011 by Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 My 1100 from the sixties is called 'the sweeney' as it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen and reminiscent of the things the 'slags' used to wave about whilst wearing hosiery over their heads in the popular seventies tv show.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Yup I've muttered unspeakable names at all of my guns after lots of lead has poked holes in empty pieces of sky. "Bang miss Bang miss ****" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosd Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I had problems thinking up names for the kids :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricko Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Spanish No.1 Spanish No.2 The big gun The Web etc Also "The gun that shot the vicars cat" Grandad's Diana Model 50, great story: He was a farmer and after the war something was killing the hens, he sat in the barn and shot the cat as it attacked the hens. My grandmother then pointed out that the cat belonged to the vicar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsm1968 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Also "The gun that shot the vicars cat" Grandad's Diana Model 50, great story: He was a farmer and after the war something was killing the hens, he sat in the barn and shot the cat as it attacked the hens. My grandmother then pointed out that the cat belonged to the vicar! A funny quirky story. As people were rationed to(I think) 1 egg a week after the war, I suspect your grandfather was quite happy with his shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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