mpk Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 They should use water cannons using that 'smart water' or some other permanent marker fluid; ruin their chav wear and then nick all of them over the course of the next 6 months. Thats is a perfect idea, don't see why they haven't tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted August 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Stocks are cheap to build and my dog always needs someplace to take a leak. I can see this working. No need for expensive prison cells, or rehabilitation. I'm kidding... what we really need to do is sit down and listen to them, give them more respeck, more entertainment for them (for free) it's the governments fault, schools are closed and there's nothing to entertain them, why hasn't the government organised trips out for them? Free booze and fags would help too, benefits have been cut so there's less money for them to spend on fags and booze as all their money needs to go on pot, coke and speed. Free fags and booze would sort that. These are just children, they need love. Can I take my tongue out of my cheek yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted August 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Hug a hoody. Them beat seven bells out of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 They should use water cannons using that 'smart water' or some other permanent marker fluid; ruin their chav wear and then nick all of them over the course of the next 6 months. I like the idea of some form of irritant they have to go to hospital to have dealt with, just line the police vans up outside and job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I like the idea of some form of irritant they have to go to hospital to have dealt with, just line the police vans up outside and job done Fire ants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick miller Posted August 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Fire ants? herpes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I like the idea of some form of irritant they have to go to hospital to have dealt with, just line the police vans up outside and job done An irritant like concentrated sulphuric acid? :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegasus bridge Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Compulsory sterilisation of anyone caught involved in the rioting and looting in any of the cities where we have had problems. This then may reduce the number of these parasitic underclass scum who think the world and the government owe them a living just because their slag of a mother pushed them out after sleeping with Wayne/kelvin/Dwayne and god knows however many other pimps and crack dealers in order to get more child benefit or to force the council to move them to a 6 bedroom detached mansion and pay for them all to go on holiday to the Caribbean and bring back 4000 illegal cigarettes and 2kg of coke in their overly stretched holes... As all of the rioter scum who have been interviewed by the press (why give them a voice is beyond me) has illustrated that they can barely string a sentence together, the gene pool of the UK would benefit substantially if they were never allowed the procreate. the only way to get around the human rights aspect with sterilisation would be to get them to agree to it. the governmnent could ask bmw to do a run of 1992 316i's with 19" wheels and tinted windows. And hand each person who agrees to be sterilised one. sure we might get annoyed by them driving round in it, but in 15 years time we will be grateful we took this action. i reckon it would pay for itself in the first 5 years, no social services costs/reduced housing/less disruption for schools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) I just watched a Sikh on TV, saying that "if they come into our territories we will drive them out". Could there be a better example of the failure of multi-culturalism ? I don't think so. Stop the experiment now, it doesn't work, it never will. I have to say, I have a lot of time for the Sikh community. Peaceful and law-abiding, but ferocious when they need to be. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of them There's a elderley(ish) Sikh guy in Manchester with a magnificent grey beard and turban, always smiling and joking with everybody. Calls everybody "Jim" :lol: Edited August 10, 2011 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Scum, if it reaches my area im standing up to them. I would imagine they won't bother now, probably too petrified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Yob-in-Hood Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, prowling through the street, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, on ‘is plates o’meat, Stole from the good, kept what he could, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood. He calls the greatest baddies to a branch of Marks and Sparks; He vows to help himself to all the knickers, pants and socks; He burns out Greggs and Dixons when he’s spent with bricks and rocks; And puts it all on YouTube while we sing: Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, taunting the police, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, tagged while on release, Tell me what’s the good to trash your neighbour’ood, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 An irritant like concentrated sulphuric acid? :yp: This is where the fishing bait industry could assist. A few gallons of Monster crab coming at them and they'd be beating the retreat PDQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Good effort for managing to keep this topic going without getting it closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artschool Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 very civilised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 in this age of outsourcing and global TV ...... put them in a boat and leave it in Somalian waters, the pirates might think they still have the loot. Then when the ransom demands come ..... just say... NO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 This is where the fishing bait industry could assist. A few gallons of Monster crab coming at them and they'd be beating the retreat PDQ What is Monster Crab? I reckon one would definitely scare away looters, if not try Mega Shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 So, the Middle East erupts so people could have democracy . Our cities erupt because the criminal element want to stock up on laptops and trainers . Shameful comment on our society . Agree about the Sikhs ,fine folks . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfletch Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 RIP Broken Britain.. You went soft on discipline!.. You went soft on immigration!You went soft on crime.. Parents were told.. 'No you can't smack the kids'....Teachers were prevented from chastising kids in schools.. The police couldn't clip a troublemaker round the ear.. Kids had rights blah blah blah.. Well done Britain..You shall reap what you sow.. We have lost a whole generation!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 RIP Broken Britain.. You went soft on discipline!.. You went soft on immigration!You went soft on crime.. Parents were told.. 'No you can't smack the kids'....Teachers were prevented from chastising kids in schools.. The police couldn't clip a troublemaker round the ear.. Kids had rights blah blah blah.. Well done Britain..You shall reap what you sow.. We have lost a whole generation!! Well said that man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncan Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 RIP Broken Britain.. You went soft on discipline!.. You went soft on immigration!You went soft on crime.. Parents were told.. 'No you can't smack the kids'....Teachers were prevented from chastising kids in schools.. The police couldn't clip a troublemaker round the ear.. Kids had rights blah blah blah.. Well done Britain..You shall reap what you sow.. We have lost a whole generation!! That just about sums it up , well said that man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Yob-in-Hood Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, prowling through the street, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, on ‘is plates o’meat, Stole from the good, kept what he could, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood. He calls the greatest baddies to a branch of Marks and Sparks; He vows to help himself to all the knickers, pants and socks; He burns out Greggs and Dixons when he’s spent with bricks and rocks; And puts it all on YouTube while we sing: Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, taunting the police, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, tagged while on release, Tell me what’s the good to trash your neighbour’ood, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood, Yob-in-Hood? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 (edited) They should use water cannons using that 'smart water' or some other permanent marker fluid; ruin their chav wear and then nick all of them over the course of the next 6 months. Chemically synthesized 'skunk' water would be perfect. And as an added bonus, even blind members of society could identify and hate them. Edited August 10, 2011 by LEFTY478 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziplex Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 RIP Broken Britain.. You went soft on discipline!.. You went soft on immigration!You went soft on crime.. Parents were told.. 'No you can't smack the kids'....Teachers were prevented from chastising kids in schools.. The police couldn't clip a troublemaker round the ear.. Kids had rights blah blah blah.. Well done Britain..You shall reap what you sow.. We have lost a whole generation!! Sad......and sadly has to be about right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRamsay Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 RIP Broken Britain.. You went soft on discipline!.. You went soft on immigration!You went soft on crime.. Parents were told.. 'No you can't smack the kids'....Teachers were prevented from chastising kids in schools.. The police couldn't clip a troublemaker round the ear.. Kids had rights blah blah blah.. Well done Britain..You shall reap what you sow.. We have lost a whole generation!! Wonder what all the pc brigade have got to say for themselves now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floating Chamber Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 We can talk forever about the cause and cure to this mess. Bottom line is: There is no defence against Zombies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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