DSPUK Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 We had to take cat to vet and while she was in he scanned her chip -- Now what about everyone who has been arrested in riots was fitted with a chip like the cat - embedded under the skin then all shops and premises had a basic scanner installed that recorded everyone with a chip that came in and out - it would be easy to track them then wouldn't it - we could also expand this system to all babies born to unmarried mothers so when they grow up and start thieving we could track them to. While we are at it we could do it to anyone who has been arrested for anything -- wouldn't that solve a few problems - the police could sit back and wait till it's over - gather the info and just go knocking on doors and drag them in -- Now if I can think of a simple solution like this why can't the government - Ah! I know - there can't be a backhander in it. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney86 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Sorry to **** on your cornflakes, but they can be disabled too easily. Their nadds between a couple of bricks might be a better deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 There'll be DNA scanners in the next 50 years I reckon. The photo software they had in blade runner seemed far off when it came out, we have that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoggieman Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 Hi All I do not think for one moment that all children born to unmarried mothers should be labeled in this way. My son got a girl pregnant several years ago and they split up now after two other relationships and a divorce he is back with the same girl. I have a very polite fine grandson who is doing very well at school loves his grandad and is liked by all that meet him. His mother brought him up well and he is a creddit to her. Peter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunderbuss Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 I think I can improve on that. How about you take an electronic dog collar, minaturise it and beef up the output a bit with some kind of industrial tazer technology . Fit a GPS and phone uplink/downlink Half of these twonks are probably on ASBOs already and used to being tagged so a bit more electronic bling could even become some kind of status symbol. Riot starts, display in police control room shows all the customers in the area. Flick the switch every 30 seconds till the GPS shows them tucked up in bed. I might take this on dragons den you could even upgrade it with extra sensors, like one which detects when their jeans are round their **** or when they're playing gangsta rap and gives them a swift zap. Queens award for industry is as good as in the bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegingeritalian Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 And the social stereotypes begin I do not in anyway support what has happened and I agree that the full weight of the law should be thrown at the pillocks involved but this comment has ****** me off. we could also expand this system to all babies born to unmarried mothers so when they grow up and start thieving we could track them . I manage an Enforcement Team, my other half is a senior manager and has degrees. And yet because my daughter was born out of wedlock you are saying she needs micro-chipping so she can be tracked down when she starts thieving!!!! What a load of ******* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 We had to take cat to vet and while she was in he scanned her chip -- Now what about everyone who has been arrested in riots was fitted with a chip like the cat - embedded under the skin then all shops and premises had a basic scanner installed that recorded everyone with a chip that came in and out - it would be easy to track them then wouldn't it - we could also expand this system to all babies born to unmarried mothers so when they grow up and start thieving we could track them to. While we are at it we could do it to anyone who has been arrested for anything -- wouldn't that solve a few problems - the police could sit back and wait till it's over - gather the info and just go knocking on doors and drag them in -- Now if I can think of a simple solution like this why can't the government - Ah! I know - there can't be a backhander in it. Dave Have you got a history of episodes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 We had to take cat to vet and while she was in he scanned her chip -- Now what about everyone who has been arrested in riots was fitted with a chip like the cat - embedded under the skin then all shops and premises had a basic scanner installed that recorded everyone with a chip that came in and out - it would be easy to track them then wouldn't it - we could also expand this system to all babies born to unmarried mothers so when they grow up and start thieving we could track them to. While we are at it we could do it to anyone who has been arrested for anything -- wouldn't that solve a few problems - the police could sit back and wait till it's over - gather the info and just go knocking on doors and drag them in -- Now if I can think of a simple solution like this why can't the government - Ah! I know - there can't be a backhander in it. Dave Your a **** what a stupid thing to post. You really that ignorant or you just trying to wind people up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted August 10, 2011 Report Share Posted August 10, 2011 we could also expand this system to all babies born to unmarried mothers so when they grow up and start thieving we could track them to. Words fail me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2000e2000e Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Yeah clearly Kids from unmarried mums aren’t natural thieves! My good Idea for catching the rioters is to spray some sort of indelible ink as they are doing it, maybe invisible UV reactive or something, then the next day round up everyone with the ink as they must have been there and up to no good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksdad Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 Just shoot on sight, all the hassle involved with catching, trying and locking them up solved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valley boy Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 We had to take cat to vet and while she was in he scanned her chip -- Now what about everyone who has been arrested in riots was fitted with a chip like the cat - embedded under the skin then all shops and premises had a basic scanner installed that recorded everyone with a chip that came in and out - it would be easy to track them then wouldn't it - we could also expand this system to all babies born to unmarried mothers so when they grow up and start thieving we could track them to. While we are at it we could do it to anyone who has been arrested for anything -- wouldn't that solve a few problems - the police could sit back and wait till it's over - gather the info and just go knocking on doors and drag them in -- Now if I can think of a simple solution like this why can't the government - Ah! I know - there can't be a backhander in it. Dave There s to many cameras and **** about now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 I'd prefer the collars off the Running Man that explode if they move more than 20 feet from their homes or chain gang or if that is too extreme the electric shock dog collar idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12borejimbo Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 You could say the same thing about Mandatory ID cards that should be carried at all times! I also think that everybody should be DNA sampled at birth and have fingerprints taken. I think yours is a very good idea, but it wont happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cockercas Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 It wasn't really thort thru was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maidment78 Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 What about surgically fitting a large man member to their heads to signify their status in the community? You could be really PC and have multi coloured one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenBhoy Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 What about surgically fitting a large man member to their heads to signify their status in the community? You could be really PC and have multi coloured one too. like a fruit pastle ice lolly?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 like a fruit pastle ice lolly?? I'm quite partial to those. Thanks for sowing a mental image that ensures that I will never have another one again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.