majordisorder Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Drunk Oompa Loompa given community order for racially abusing Asian teens while partying with Golliwog This is the best headline I've seen in ages and I'm still laughing now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holly Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 hide and seek world champion found dead in a cupboard (sunday sport years ago ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbo1 Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 another 2 from the sport years ago.... cannibal cow eats its pals... and... london bus found on the moon... not that i read those kind of newspapers of course.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 (edited) "Peek-a-Moo!" - about two months ago, a cow got loose in Germany and the owners were struggling to catch it in the woods! Edited November 6, 2011 by Bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfletch Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 The one about Gordon Ramsay's midget porn double being found dead in a badger sett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 Panda eats shoots and leaves (there's a joke in their somewhere) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 major disorder on pigeon forums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted November 6, 2011 Report Share Posted November 6, 2011 The one about Gordon Ramsay's midget porn double being found dead in a badger sett. That was priceless Nige Ooh. And what about "Freddie Starr ate my hamster" N Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 You forgot to mention that Elvis was driving the bus found on the moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margun Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 "Something went wrong in air crash, experts say" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbit Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 FOX FOUND DEAD ON ROAD, from a Rassay paper, apparently there are no foxes on the island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) World war 2 bomber found on the moon(including pictures)-Sunday sport a few years ago. The sad thing is i no people who actually believed it Edited November 7, 2011 by yates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unapalomablanca Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 'GOTCHA'!! Sun headline from 1982 when the Belgrano was sunk during falklands war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddoakley Posted November 7, 2011 Report Share Posted November 7, 2011 A sporting one...cant remember the paper but in referenceto a Scotish football match '' supercally go balistic celtic are attrociuos'' Surely the bestever? Edd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_No Posted November 8, 2011 Report Share Posted November 8, 2011 '19st rugby player has a stroke after freak gym accident.....wakes up gay and becomes a hairdresser' From today, daily mail online! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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