kyska Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I'd forgotten about the halloween joke posted on here, the one about crotchless pants giving a better grip on the broomstick, until this morning when I told Dr Kyska, she didn't find it funny at all, so I upped the anti and said to her that if she had crotchless pants on, on a broom, her 'undercarriage' would resonate and have the sound signature of a Spitfire.....Now, if I am not wrong, I think thats quite funny....she's took exception and isn't talking to me. Also, on leaving the bed I let rip, sustained and fruity sounding, I told her I'd just got a text, she huffed and turned over and wouldn't say bye to me this morning. No sense of humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer_pigeon Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 i think its the sofa for you tonight !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Man, you're going to have to grovel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Paulie Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Lol, you wally. I've always found that when you can see kangaroos, it's best to stop digging..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Didn't see the joke first time around but you've cheered me up no end :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocker3 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 haha some grovelling to do a think buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Just remember us ladies always have the last laugh xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Awesome- but very dangerous- Ladies have their **** gland removed at birth ( or so they would have us believe) so of course they don't do it!> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I cannot imagine any girl finding the "Flaps Down " joke offensive . Letting off as you exit the bed is considered romantic in some countries , tell her . They contain pheromones . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Us ladies have a brillent sense of humour. After all we put up with men Man only has two things that occupy their minds at the end of the day.When they have done thier daily chores. So us Ladies have too get cunning After we have entertain you with the first thought(food). Mans mind quickly moves onto number two on his list Now sometimes us ladies use the,O NOT TONIGHT BABES IVE GOT A HEADACHE!!!! But after a while the old male brain cells kick in and their on the bedside table will sit the Paracetamol So every now again we have too result to plan B and guess what you fool for it every single time Mind you on the other hand Mr K might have really ****** off his wife . And his now in the deepest load of doo,doo going :blink: xxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 How does the not tonight babes i have a headache line stop us going up the pub for a pint with our mates ? I think you have your number two mixed up with your number three Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 So Mr Boy You would rather be down the pub with a load of males Then having unbridled passion with a female. You can get a pill for that babes xxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispti Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I'd forgotten about the halloween joke posted on here, the one about crotchless pants giving a better grip on the broomstick, until this morning when I told Dr Kyska, she didn't find it funny at all, so I upped the anti and said to her that if she had crotchless pants on, on a broom, her 'undercarriage' would resonate and have the sound signature of a Spitfire.....Now, if I am not wrong, I think thats quite funny....she's took exception and isn't talking to me. Also, on leaving the bed I let rip, sustained and fruity sounding, I told her I'd just got a text, she huffed and turned over and wouldn't say bye to me this morning. No sense of humour. Should have cupped it and grenaded her that way she wont speak to you for at least a week A whole week of peace..... lurvley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 No I love unbridled passion with a female ------------after the pub , Mrs Sweepy you already demonstrated a lack of understanding of the male mind in the reading on the toilet thread ,granted there may be the odd weak individual who gives in to the lure of the bedroom , trouble is that the pub is only open till eleven but the wife will still be there when you get home . I think to clear this up once and for all you need to start a poll two choices , "sex with wife" or "pub with mates and then sex with wife" and see which comes out on top :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDAV Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I find it better if I leave the bridle on....... Perhaps that's just me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 No I love unbridled passion with a female ------------after the pub , Mrs Sweepy you already demonstrated a lack of understanding of the male mind in the reading on the toilet thread ,granted there may be the odd weak individual who gives in to the lure of the bedroom , trouble is that the pub is only open till eleven but the wife will still be there when you get home . I think to clear this up once and for all you need to start a poll two choices , "sex with wife" or "pub with mates and then sex with wife" and see which comes out on top :lol: don't know about who comes on top, both are good but coming from behind is better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Cupping flatulence and offering itunder a loved one's nose ( when they are asleep or otherwise is know as a "Cupcake" and is filled with love and affection, after all, why else would you do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
super sharp shooter Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 No I love unbridled passion with a female ------------after the pub , Mrs Sweepy you already demonstrated a lack of understanding of the male mind in the reading on the toilet thread ,granted there may be the odd weak individual who gives in to the lure of the bedroom , trouble is that the pub is only open till eleven but the wife will still be there when you get home .Shooting,pub then sex I think to clear this up once and for all you need to start a poll two choices , "sex with wife" or "pub with mates and then sex with wife" and see which comes out on top :lol: Shooting , pub then sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garygreengrass Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 O`well you in deep ****t,can`t even go lamping as there is a full moon and spend less time on the sofa, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricko Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 'Letting rip' in bed is dodgy ground. Lifting the duvet and 'wafting' is known to make the situation worse. Squeezing one off in a semi-dozing, loving, spoons embrace has been known to cause 24/48 hrs of non-contact/silence. Correct method, get up, go to loo, sit, let rip, spray, and return... ...but could you be bothered?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 'Letting rip' in bed is dodgy ground. Lifting the duvet and 'wafting' is known to make the situation worse. Squeezing one off in a semi-dozing, loving, spoons embrace has been known to cause 24/48 hrs of non-contact/silence. Correct method, get up, go to loo, sit, let rip, spray, and return... ...but could you be bothered?? man up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 I quite like crotchless pants,but my ***** keep dropping out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 'Letting rip' in bed is dodgy ground. Lifting the duvet and 'wafting' is known to make the situation worse. Squeezing one off in a semi-dozing, loving, spoons embrace has been known to cause 24/48 hrs of non-contact/silence. Correct method, get up, go to loo, sit, let rip, spray, and return... ...but could you be bothered?? soo may comments for that but will be polite..... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Shooting,pub then sex where have all the real men gone surpise you even have time to fit in a couple of hours on the loo with your so called Reading matter. Now I know why us ladies have so many headaches. For the few seconds you can spare us. Is it really worth leaving the rollers out all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Ha ha loved it, if she can't see it as the joke it was,take the hump yourself and refuse to speak to her for being a humorless miserable sod. I have found nothing annoys my wife more than when she goes in a mood with me and stops talking to me,I go about my buisness with a spring in my step as I can then do as I want when I want without any earache.Bliss. It sharp pees her off and brings her out of it,don't be fooled by the female wiles they only work if you let them. ATB figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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