tosspot Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 bet you heard these once or twice "The field was blue, boy" "There were loads when i first got there" "After i moved they all went where i was" "These cartridges / bullets are rubbish" "The wind was all wrong" "It was the biggest ole dog fox you ever did see" but i suppose most common of all......... "**** it" any more?........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 have you been following me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 You forgot "I must have the wrong sodding chokes in".... A bad carpenter blames his tools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 (edited) . Edited September 7, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 O, is this not Kevins feild. It moved just as i squeezed the trigger. **** it. Used a few times :yp: Too hot for good groups. ******* wind Ect Ect. Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyCM Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 .... if only you'd have been here yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 "I know I hit it" or "It must have been wearing Kevlar" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJ2 Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 "Had this gun serviced a while back, it hasn't shot well since" "Just as I was about to shoot, I swear I saw somebody walking agross my line of fire and I had to pull the shot" And my all time favourite, and one time signature "I swear these barrels are bent" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham M Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Have these cartridges got any shot in ‘em. G.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 "Must be a duff batch of cartridges". "Thats the last time I use these Eley/Gamebore/Winchester/Three Hulls/ (add and delete brands as appropriate)". "I'm giving them too much lead". Plus all the others mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quist Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 He saw the sun glinting off me glass eye and swerved as I fired Left the safety on and pulled the shot flicking it off I must have forgotten to put any shot in these home loads :yp: Air's too moist, makes the shot path curve, like cricket balls do you know I forgot that steel shot is pulled down by the earth's magnetism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham M Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I forgot that steel shot is pulled down by the earth's magnetism :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 According to the laws of random dispersion, you must hit something, sometime. I had that damn dog trained to a 'T' last week. Never be any use that dog. Too much pedigree in it. Labradors are OK for old men I suppose. Next dog I get will be something friendly - like a Chesapeake Bay Retriever. The way that dog runs in you should enter it for the Grand National with a jockey on it's back. Friggin scope must be out..... I'll check it later - pity that you can't be there. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatingisbest Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 I must be running low on CO2 It was a very hard shot anyway I really do need a new gun It was a baby rabbit anyway, so I am glad i missed it. I was aiming at something else. I was trying to scare off the pigeons not shoot them Aww **** it i missed, ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Any one want to buy a BSA Supersport Carbine with a Theoben Gas Ram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 bet you heard these once or twice "The field was blue, boy" "There were loads when i first got there" "After i moved they all went where i was" "These cartridges / bullets are rubbish" "The wind was all wrong" "It was the biggest ole dog fox you ever did see" but i suppose most common of all......... "**** it" any more?........ You are in breach of my copyright, please stop. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 "Should have given it a foot more lead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytie Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 The sun was in my eyes . Ground was too slippy for good footwork. Too much rain! Not enough rain! Runoff from the roads has put the salmon down. Moons right next week for the sea trout. Waters too warm/cold. This downstream/ upstream wind is mucking up my casting. And my all time favourite, "YOURS". Ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 When i was a kid the old fella had a great saying, just as my poley Hob sank its teeth into his hand. He used to say, "OW you *********** ****************** I'll *********** Your ********* **** ing neck " unquote. Then i would get a smack around the head and be told " You should handle it more often" Ahh!! those country sayings that stick in your memory from childhood . Thanks pop. Regards Sutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytie Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 When i was a kid the old fella had a great saying, just as my poley Hob sank its teeth into his hand. He used to say, "OW you *********** ****************** I'll *********** Your ********* **** ing neck " unquote. Then i would get a smack around the head and be told " You should handle it more often" Ahh!! those country sayings that stick in your memory from childhood . Thanks pop. Regards Sutty ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black hat Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 must be low on air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer rabbit (r1000) Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 "I know I hit it"or "It must have been wearing Kevlar" did you get these from super squirrel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Another one , your out lamping and a fox is spoted about 140-50 yds away and wont come into the squeek. You line up, then, by human nature, pull the shot to the right and miss But you thought you saw the fox go down and walk over with the lamp to look for it, walking up and down for an hour , saying, 'I know its here some where, aha, their......s****e...its just a rock, its got to be here prehaps.[/i]!!, ect ect, then your maye says, forget it, you missed. Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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