Mr Potter Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 no matter how you cut it a 4x4 vehicle is way too big for our crappy little roads, im surprised anyone can own one without popping their pump every time they try and drive it. Well when you need rescuing I'm just going to squeeze past and give you the finger. Potter PS what do you drive so I'll know to squeeze past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landyboy Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 dr evil if i said **** flaps do you understand me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Dr Evil a picture of you in full rage giving it large at a nice sports car driver would do wonders. Then all who come across such a masculine sight in a landrover will know to cower under your scowl and get out of your way. As for the rest of us we would know what car to leave some messages and presents for you on. I would dearly like to meet you coming the other way on a lonely track in the lakes this summer whilst driving my drop top Audi the likes of which you hate then you can scowl call me names and I can sit up straight and look at you over the windscreen before extracting myself from said car for a nice chat on manners and the gentlemanly way of doing things.You really should learn some manners young man it works wonders ATB figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Dr Evil a picture of you in full rage giving it large at a nice sports car driver would do wonders. Then all who come across such a masculine sight in a landrover will know to cower under your scowl and get out of your way. As for the rest of us we would know what car to leave some messages and presents for you on. I would dearly like to meet you coming the other way on a lonely track in the lakes this summer whilst driving my drop top Audi the likes of which you hate then you can scowl call me names and I can sit up straight and look at you over the windscreen before extracting myself from said car for a nice chat on manners and the gentlemanly way of doing things.You really should learn some manners young man it works wonders ATB figgy You wouldn't see him. He wears full camo (Even a hood :o) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 You wouldn't see him. He wears full camo (Even a hood :o) Oh no we need thermal imaging to see his rage. ATB figgy His cammo is good I haven't seen him on here in a while? ATB figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 I remember a funny incident meeting a car on a lane . The other driver was almost alongside a pull in but refused to back up . He started to wave his hands in the air and gesticulate . So I got a newspaper from the back seat opened it up fully and pretended to read so he knew I wasn't budging . I could hear reving and shunting and then quiet. I lowered my news paper and the numpty had somehow managed to do a 26 point turn and drove off in the other direction .... Agh well at least I proved a point bullies don't always win Have done pretty much the same thing on more than one occassion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Ah the joy's of gar-yams careful, he's from your neck of the woods :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 He thinks he's a regular hard man on here Dangerous game, cornholer :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 He thinks he's a regular hard man on here Dangerous game, cornholer :lol: Are you SURE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom&Dexter Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Is that the same guy on there ? Ahhh I feel a little sorry for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 (edited) Edited cos i was being childish Edited February 3, 2012 by shaun4860 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom&Dexter Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Bloody hell just had a browse around that site seem a friendly bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornet 6 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Its far from banged out mate, I really don't care about your commute :good: What a plonker Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Potter Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Oh no we need thermal imaging to see his rage. ATB figgy His cammo is good I haven't seen him on here in a while? ATB figgy Either he's got double detention and his mum has switched the router off as a punishment or he's stuck in a 7' wide lane head to head with his doppleganger. If the latter we may never see him again Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom&Dexter Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Either he's got double detention and his mum has switched the router off as a punishment or he's stuck in a 7' wide lane head to head with his doppleganger. If the latter we may never see him again Potter Haha He is some boy right enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azzurri Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 dr evil if i said **** flaps do you understand me ? You would think someone who plays Golf at Windermere G.C would have better manners,wouldn't you Azzurri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcracker Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Is this 'still' going on. Ha ha. I parked at supermarket between two cars last week and came out later to find both cars gone and Adolf with his parking clip board waiting for me. As I approached he started whinging about parking across the line. I explained about the other cars but Adolf was on a roll about big 4x4 car drivers. Decided that a very loud **** off was in order. Did the trick nicely :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 ive got a panda and have never got stuck in my life, i have gone past plenty of range rovers on snowy hills with their sledge like tyres Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Potter Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 ive got a panda and have never got stuck in my life, i have gone past plenty of range rovers on snowy hills with their sledge like tyres There are a couple of responses to this post, take your pick What, you were sliding down out of control? Good job you didn't clip one of those Range Rovers(Now where did I put Chard's photo "chip on shoulder") or Is it true they will only eat bamboo shoots? Potter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 its like the vw advert on the radio at the moment..... "which of these statements is true and whats ********" 1, hamsters have x ray vision. 2, vw polo comes with 5 year warranty n free servicing. 3, fiat panda overtakes range rover's stricken on a snowy hill and goes around rescuing landrovers from ditch's. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted February 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 No 3 - it's 4 wheel drive Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowdy Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 careful, he's from your neck of the woods :unsure: I know gar-yams (go home's) are tourist's!! Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 No 3 - it's 4 wheel drive Dave no wrong hamster have x ray vision.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 I know gar-yams (go home's) are tourist's!! Bob Ah, gahn yearms you mean, speak proper english!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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