Vince Green Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Wisdom comes to you at the time in your life when its too late to do anything with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 One shot is all it takes, the second is a mistake, the third a disgrace. Anon The Germans await the invasion of the shores of Britain and so do the fishes. Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 When the going gets tough - the tough get going If one is not enough, a thousands never plenty - referring to anything but principally men and women as lovers. Youth is wasted on the young. It takes one to know one My favourite is, ' If one is not enough............. an old Northumbrian saying, courtesy of my father in law - a good man, MHRIP Maybe its who tells you the saying, not what it says? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie-fox Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 with a budget of 50p i could train a slug to do your job..... me ,to my ex manager moments before he was fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedwickedmotox Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 My all time favouite from the master! I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclestuffy Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Tell then **** all and always know what is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 if there's meat on your fork and plenty of gravy round your vegetables... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.R.P. Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Empty Vessels make the most noise. A.R.P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subseatiger Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 As the great Homer Simpson once said " That guy impressed me and I'm not easily impressed. Oh look a blue car ! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axor Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 You have 2 ears and one mouth, listen twice as much as you speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 if it moves ....shoot it...if it doesnt...shoot it till it does kill em all and let god sort them out mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men Never say 'no' to adventures I’d rather die of drink than of thirst I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them, I shall use my time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbirdX Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 It is better to regret something you did than something you didn't do. There are three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't. The more I meet People, the more I like my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schern Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 You never regret your extravagances, only your economies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy96 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 my keeper says to me , Prepare for the worst, hope for the best pip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 How can anyone be so ugly with just one head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 You don't look at the mantle piece while your poking the fire, If it weren't for an inch you'd be in the **** ( think about it gents ha ha ) Atb flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 When god gave him teeth he ruined a perfectly good ****hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace' - Jimi Hendrix "Looking at a woman's titis like looking at the sun - you have to do it fast, and out of the corner of your eye, or you run the risk of serious injury".... Yesterday was never here and tomorrow will never be but today is a gift that's why they call it 'present' When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us. --Alexander Graham Bell Love will die if held to tightly, love will fly if held to lightly....very very ture..... You should be the King of your words, or the Slave of you silence!!! Micheala Sambuca Worthington Full Metal Jacket "Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?" " I made ten million dollars, and I spent 9 million on women and whiskey....the rest I wasted!". evel KNIEVEL rather be hated for what i am than loved for what i am not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 If you wave it in the air, its bound to turn green. hahahahha and a real one......"Don't wast time......on time wasters.." (Colin Powell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddywack12 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 1.If your not living on the edge your taking up too much room... 2.There is no drinking after your dead (Paul Weller) 3.Don't look at them and they wont look at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 i wish i had a ten inch **** instead of this great big thing hanging between my legs mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan gun Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 "Winston your drunk" yes my dear but ill be sober in the morning youll always be ugly. Winston churchill. If it aint broke dont fix it. And myfavourite. Go ahead punk make my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 The best place to hide a tree is in a forest. anon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted January 2, 2013 Report Share Posted January 2, 2013 And the oldest one of all, What goes around comes around!!!!!!!!! Atb Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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