Davyo Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) adi you need 2 of these and put them on a rotary,or you can get the glove puppert one then just down load a pheasant mating call app,you will need to put a bit of lippy on your female pheasant puppet,the cock bird will run in from miles away.You hide in the hedge with the caller going letting the female glove puppet strut her stuff,when the cock bird stuts up you grab the **** by the neck with your other hand. PS did you find out what time the rabbits turn out at night on your perm? And have you found out if you can shoot those Egyptian Geese yet? Edited January 6, 2015 by Davyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 thanks for making me spit my tea out laughing I'll bring you a new keyboard on Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westley Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Why not leave it until a week on Wed/Thur. Buy an expensive single malt. Soak a bag of raisins in the whisky, scatter aforementioned raisins where 'your' pheasants congregate. Sit down and drink the remaining whisky. When you awake, the pheasants will all be waiting for you to pick them up. P.S. Leave the gun at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolkngood Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 adi you need 2 of these and put them on a rotary,or you can get the glove puppert one then just down load a pheasant mating call app,you will need to put a bit of lippy on your female pheasant puppet,the cock bird will run in from miles away.You hide in the hedge with the caller going letting the female glove puppet strut her stuff,when the cock bird stuts up you grab the ****** by the neck with your other hand. PS did you find out what time the rabbits turn out at night on your perm? And have you found out if you can shoot those Egyptian Geese yet? Don't be silly.....everyone knows there's no such thing as pheasant lipstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazzJo Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 adi you need 2 of these and put them on a rotary,or you can get the glove puppert one then just down load a pheasant mating call app,you will need to put a bit of lippy on your female pheasant puppet,the cock bird will run in from miles away.You hide in the hedge with the caller going letting the female glove puppet strut her stuff,when the cock bird stuts up you grab the ****** by the neck with your other hand. PS did you find out what time the rabbits turn out at night on your perm? And have you found out if you can shoot those Egyptian Geese yet? Thank you Davyo u have just sorted my brothers 30th birthday present out what a guy u are!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) Sultanas threaded onto a length of cotton in a string of about 6 a few inches apart. Anchor the cotton to a tree or bush. Pheasant will or cant move as it's swallowed the fruit and cotton and they can't cough them up. A bit cruel. Sleeping tablets broken and pushed into sultanas. Paper cones with sultanas in and treacle brushed round the inside of the cone. With the cone over there eyes they cant see and just stand there. Sultanas can be replaced with whatever dried fruit you care to use. Edited January 6, 2015 by Dougy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Or ,if Adi tells us where he is maybe one of us could meet up with him and show him a few tips on how to shoot pheasants . Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Or ,if Adi tells us where he is maybe one of us could meet up with him and show him a few tips on how to shoot pheasants . Harnser If your go a meet him,take a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayano3 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 One of these would solve all your problems. Strut your stuff in this and you will get plenty of attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adi786 Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 superb, thanks for the input, will get one of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayano3 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Joking apart mate just feed loose wheat from any local farmer who grows cereal crops. It don't sound too easy to get round the birds because of the river etc. Just try feeding where you can get behind them. Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilR Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Will this make the shortlist for thread of the year 2015? I think I've broken a rib laughing😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayano3 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 I think we can order the trophy already phil 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike737 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Best thread of the year so far!!! Laughed so much I coughed! Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 $(KGrHqZHJFMFGNWgyyfLBRrFiN6VSw~~60_12.jpeg One of these would solve all your problems. Strut your stuff in this and you will get plenty of attention. That's dangerous, someone might shoot him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayano3 Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Will be safe if he stays with the other birds as the river is in the way. Somehow he needs to get a sawn off foldaway 4 bore for when the other birds come within 5 yards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Well, if they're by a river then how about a punt gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Adi786. hat's off to you for taking all the banter on the chin, I'm sure none are to be taken seriously. You seem a decent kind of chap. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Adi786. hat's off to you for taking all the banter on the chin, I'm sure none are to be taken seriously. You seem a decent kind of chap. ;-) +1, sometimes we take shooting to seriously ,we need more crack like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted January 6, 2015 Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 Simple answer to OP's question..... Pheasant Food Yer a p''' taking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adi786 Posted January 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2015 (edited) lol, to be honest i've been laughing as well, i haven't got much experience of feeding these Pheasie Phessie ******* (so not sure if i've asked correct or thought the correct way to make them move towards other end of field where i have more chances to enjoy getting them out of hedge, as more chances to get few. Am glad this topic turned into a .... please parcel my award . Edited January 6, 2015 by adi786 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandalf Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 please parcel my award . You have won ... ... ... A wheatabix voucher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobba Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Adjacent to where the pheasants emerge from the woods dig a pheasant trough. Surface area / size about the size of a bar mat/ towel and six or so inches deep. Mid afternoon scatter grain and some sherry or port soaked raisins in the bottom of the pit. Next morning go to pit and pick up pheasants. They will have jumped into the hole for a feed but the walls prevent them flapping their wings to fly out and the depth prevents them jumping out. !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 That used to work around here Bobba until the birds learned to leap frog out of the trough-now I only get one bird at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 and it only works with birds that are at least 18. However, there is an argument that since you are providing a meal for them then the age is 16 but this has been rejected by magistrates because the birds parents also need to be present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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