amateur Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 36 minutes ago, Walker570 said: It will need a nice leather pouch to go on the trouser belt.........................won't it mel ???? Oh Lord! Don't get Ditchy into leather pouches - who knows where that will lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, amateur said: Oh Lord! Don't get Ditchy into leather pouches - who knows where that will lead i was thinking more of a leather thong..............i have a couple of leftover ones from F Sarah days...........well matured.......seasoned............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 53 minutes ago, Walker570 said: It will need a nice leather pouch to go on the trouser belt.........................won't it mel ???? I'm reckoning that ditchie is definitely a leather pouch sort of fella 😆. A pouch can be made for pretty much anything if you need one Simon. 👍. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 Oh Ditchy, you do keep the PW masses amused. I would imagine fat Sarah's thong would have the same magnitude as the traces used to harness shire horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, JDog said: Oh Ditchy, you do keep the PW masses amused. I would imagine fat Sarah's thong would have the same magnitude as the traces used to harness shire horses. yes they would recieve a good rub down at the end of the day......scraping all that sweat off....and rubbing a bit of dubbin in for the next day....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted December 13, 2018 Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 38 minutes ago, JDog said: Oh Ditchy, you do keep the PW masses amused. I would imagine fat Sarah's thong would have the same magnitude as the traces used to harness shire horses. Fat Sarah went off the thongs and tried G- Strings, but were too small for her, even a G-Rope were too small! 🐘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2018 46 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I'm reckoning that ditchie is definitely a leather pouch sort of fella 😆. A pouch can be made for pretty much anything if you need one Simon. 👍. you will have to speak to Penelope.............he will need something to slip into....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 I think it’s unfair to say ungracious things about fat Sarah . She is known by all in the village and often described to resemble the back end of a corn fed shire horse . harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Harnser said: I think it’s unfair to say ungracious things about fat Sarah . She is known by all in the village and often described to resemble the back end of a corn fed shire horse . harnser Is she a relative of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Come on chaps, leave poor fat Sarah alone and get this back on track. I want to see more progress on the knife/priest. All the while we're distracting Ditchy, he's not getting on with it. OB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 I was looking at the Antler thinking perfect for a Laguiole. No need to hit them over the head just a little wet work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 25 minutes ago, figgy said: I was looking at the Antler thinking perfect for a Laguiole. No need to hit them over the head just a little wet work. "laguiole"......."Pooning"..................all these strange words........im all of a dither ..............its almost as unintelagble as "the irish backstop"...and god knows what that is all about.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 will put some "work in progress " pics up in a while ...just administering first aid at the moment....bloody thing bit me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, ditchman said: will put some "work in progress " pics up in a while ...just administering first aid at the moment....bloody thing bit me... Presumably more Norfolkisms spoken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 minute ago, amateur said: Presumably more Norfolkisms spoken im 'a runnin' owt oho me vernactulars...now................. 11 hours ago, Harnser said: I think it’s unfair to say ungracious things about fat Sarah . She is known by all in the village and often described to resemble the back end of a corn fed shire horse . harnser i was told a long while ago....that on a friday afternoon when they were 'a harrowing with the old horse....so as not to miss the first round at the pub...the old boys used to lift the tail up of a lazy horse and put a thistle under its tails......and by all accounts....."blast they went sum boi" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: im 'a runnin' owt oho me vernactulars...now................. i was told a long while ago....that on a friday afternoon when they were 'a harrowing with the old horse....so as not to miss the first round at the pub...the old boys used to lift the tail up of a lazy horse and put a thistle under its tails......and by all accounts....."blast they went sum boi" And as a young boy you were allowed to blow that whistle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 English mustard works better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, figgy said: English mustard works better. You old horse knobbler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Right ....pic's............... end bit done.................next thing is to cut the knobbly bit off...and extend it slightly.......as im going to try and do something clever with it...... NOTE ...AT LEAST A COUPLE OF PINTS OF MY BLOOD.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyboy1950 Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 Looks like it`s had it`s first gralloch.😁 FB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 First Blood to Ditchman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 deer city ..1.....................ditchy achedemicals ..1 score draw... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted December 14, 2018 Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 4 hours ago, figgy said: English mustard works better. Appropriate that Figgy should know about "figging", although as I understand it is a bit of pealed root ginger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2018 1 hour ago, grrclark said: Appropriate that Figgy should know about "figging", although as I understand it is a bit of pealed root ginger... well im not about to push some "figgy toffee pudding" up the old bournville borlevarde ...so i can expirence a quick thrill.....no wonder ginger is so popular in up market supermarkets....... you dont half learn some stuff on the old computor.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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