figgy Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 😂😂😂🤣 When his wife comes back, what's wrong with you? You look like your about to burst. Ran out of toilet roll so I used a tampon two days ago. 😬😩 Edited June 1, 2019 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, ditchman said: Exactly...well said Figgy................men have been fighting to be men for thousands of years...and we havnt got where we are today...throught the thoughtless actions of someone who has got intouch with their femine side...you will shoving tampons up yer bottom next.......dearo dearo dear............. I agree but I want to go shooting later so I’ll gain a pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Mice! said: Not sure i could spend the day at Weatherspoon's it would be like a social experiment watching the different stages during the day. 5 hours ago, Scully said: Yeah, I’d have to agree with this; it would be like watching the evolution of mankind, but in no particular order. These posts made me laugh. I had to nip into town this afternoon to collect new glasses and the missus is away with the car so hopped on the bus. Seeing i wasn’t driving i thought i’d have a couple of pints and a burger. As Glenrothes isn’t really renown for pubs the Weatherspoons was pretty much the only option. It is very much a living social study of every strand of human life. As I sit in the place typing and seeing as i’m currently part of that study, i’m obviously the peak example of intelligent sophistication😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 20 minutes ago, figgy said: No no Team Tractor this is a manly man's forum and your giving up your manly man card and talking like mums net. Only after many years of devoted service are men allowed to take over the caring role. Now give the kids lots of sweeties and let them run amok. Your dearly beloved will be loath to leave them alone with you in future. Isn't pegging out some sort of bedroom action for the confused. Also the washing is that bullet cases ready for tumbling. The kids have enough sweets 🙈. While she’s earning money I’m a happy man . had to google pegging oh dear oh dear. Each to his own I guess . That’s certainly not on my bucket list lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Ha ha you have made me laugh Nath. Good thing you only have a few hours left before you can escape to the quiet bliss of the countryside with your gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, team tractor said: My wife is at work but she said I’ve stocked the fridge with porkpie and sandwich fillings , lots of tea and milk and toilet paper 😂. bad point::: she’s out 9-6 and I’ve been left with 4 kids between 1 and 13 years old. I’ve already had migraine tablets and I’m pulling my hair out. ive reloaded all I need for a year, done the washing and pegged out, kids have the tv . I’m lost 😂 Apart from all the other mistakes you've rightly been picked up on, why do you put the tea and toilet paper in the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 34 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Apart from all the other mistakes you've rightly been picked up on, why do you put the tea and toilet paper in the fridge? Ha ha ok . Maybe my cooking requires toilet paper in the fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: toilet paper in the fridge? Very hot curry for lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 hours ago, ditchman said: sub-contract some bird who is willing in............ Is Sarah on lease? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 18 hours ago, team tractor said: had to google pegging oh dear oh dear. Each to his own I guess . That’s certainly not on my bucket list lol I keep gettin told my pegging is rubbish, were there any tips on google 🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 amazin the things you learn on this forum..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted June 2, 2019 Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 19 hours ago, grrclark said: It is very much a living social study of every strand of human life. As I sit in the place typing and seeing as i’m currently part of that study, i’m obviously the peak example of intelligent sophistication😂😂 Saw a stencil on an old building locally of the evolution of man, where we start off as crawling up a beach, through the apes and becoming upright and walking, only for the last image being of man sat on a chair at a computer screen. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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