ditchman Posted March 28, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 the ultimate deterrent......and i mean if you get covered by it.....it will bring you to tears and continuous retching....it is something you will have the memory to live with the rest of your life.... would be somehow get hold of a cupful of pure skunk juice....bearing in mind just a little squirt will bring you to your knees...and rig that up to cover the intruder... i for a brief while worked in florida near okeechobee...and used to run gasconys rackoon hunting in the orange groves....and there are a shed load of skunks there...so i have first hand experience.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNKS Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Nothing to do with this post you must understand. 12g cartridge filled with 65grains of black powder and coarse wire wool as a filler is very exiting. Tried some a week or so ago. You would not want it anywhere near petrol. Or even a dry field! Best to forget I even mentioned it!😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 the ultimate deterrent......and i mean if you get covered by it.....it will bring you to tears and continuous retching....it is something you will have the memory to live with the rest of your life.... would be somehow get hold of a cupful of pure skunk juice....bearing in mind just a little squirt will bring you to your knees...and rig that up to cover the intruder... i for a brief while worked in florida near okeechobee...and used to run gasconys rackoon hunting in the orange groves....and there are a shed load of skunks there...so i have first hand experience.............. 2 hours ago, DUNKS said: Nothing to do with this post you must understand. 12g cartridge filled with 65grains of black powder and coarse wire wool as a filler is very exiting. Tried some a week or so ago. You would not want it anywhere near petrol. Or even a dry field! Best to forget I even mentioned it!😁 mums the word..........................dont want to set fire to the shed at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 That hoof bait stuff would be stinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 39 minutes ago, figgy said: That hoof bait stuff would be stinky. ive heard that....never smelt it thro...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, ditchman said: ive heard that....never smelt it thro...... Old farrier may be yer man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, panoma1 said: Old farrier may be yer man? i have just googled skunk juice on amazon........folk use it for anti vanderlsmn...and loitering of ner-do-wells........and violent attackers............. nuts ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...........they have sold out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, ditchman said: i have just googled skunk juice on amazon........folk use it for anti vanderlsmn...and loitering of ner-do-wells........and violent attackers............. nuts ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...........they have sold out.. I saw a bottle of something similar the other day, can't for the life of me remember where. I'll let my brain tick over for a few and try and find it. Edited March 29, 2020 by Farmboy91 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Farmboy91 said: I saw a bottle of something similar the other day, can't for the life of me remember where. I'll let my brain tick over for a few and try and find it. skunk juice is weird stuff...............it activates your sick trigger as long as you can smell it.....just imagine continuous retching..............ive seen big tough dogs retch and empty there bowels and reduced to pathetic creatures..............its evil stuff ............and if you get it on your clothes.....dont waste your time washing them .....bin them...if you get it on your skin there is only one thing that will deactivate the smell/chemical........ and that is get in a bath....and empty 1/2 dozen litre cartons of pure tomatoe juice over yourself.....there is an enzyme in it which breaks down the smell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 32 minutes ago, ditchman said: i have just googled skunk juice on amazon........folk use it for anti vanderlsmn...and loitering of ner-do-wells........and violent attackers............. nuts ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,...........they have sold out.. Maybe our resident American could get you some real stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Newbie to this said: Maybe our resident American could get you some real stuff. i was going to ask on pigeonwatch..as i know folk go to USA......but thats pointless now as there is the travel ban.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 26 minutes ago, ditchman said: skunk juice is weird stuff...............it activates your sick trigger as long as you can smell it.....just imagine continuous retching..............ive seen big tough dogs retch and empty there bowels and reduced to pathetic creatures..............its evil stuff ............and if you get it on your clothes.....dont waste your time washing them .....bin them...if you get it on your skin there is only one thing that will deactivate the smell/chemical........ and that is get in a bath....and empty 1/2 dozen litre cartons of pure tomatoe juice over yourself.....there is an enzyme in it which breaks down the smell... Sounds like it's just the job for your little visitor 😂 We have a bottle of Tommy K in the garage for when the grey hound has a roll in something unsavoury. On a serious note I hope you get this sorted out 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 29, 2020 Report Share Posted March 29, 2020 This was what I'd seen lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 12 hours ago, Farmboy91 said: and that is get in a bath....and empty 1/2 dozen litre cartons of pure tomatoe juice over yourself.....there is an enzyme in it which breaks down the smell... Saw this and thought Farmboy is having a larff, have to say the thought of someone sitting in his tub and emptying 3 litres of tomato juice over them selves (while trying not to throw up) had me in kinks. Anyhoos asked Mrs SBL and she confirmed it was correct, where she gets this info from is any ones guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Sha Bu Le said: Saw this and thought Farmboy is having a larff, have to say the thought of someone sitting in his tub and emptying 3 litres of tomato juice over them selves (while trying not to throw up) had me in kinks. Anyhoos asked Mrs SBL and she confirmed it was correct, where she gets this info from is any ones guess. It was ditchy who said that, not sure what's gone on with the quotes 😂 I think the tomatoe sauce bath was a favourite of one certain one of he's lady friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Farmboy91 said: It was ditchy who said that, not sure what's gone on with the quotes 😂 I think the tomatoe sauce bath was a favourite of one certain one of he's lady friends... after a session with FS its not tomatoe juice its 50 gallons of TCP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 ......................waheeyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee................the alarm mine has arrived.......... WHAT I PIECE OF BADLY DESIGNED UTTER CARP IT IS ... the basic design is workabul......but it takes nearly 9lb in weight to trigger it...........it dosnt have a retainer (breech block) can only be used facing down wards.....hard to load..and dosnt have a shoud....(where the barrel would be)........... SO TO AMUSE YOU LOT SELF ISOLATORS IM GOING TO RETRO FIT IT... im going to fit a nicely made trigger mech' ....a cartridge retainer.....and a shoud..... i will put a few pics up later of the rubbish item before i start work on it...............the way it works at the moment is you set it up as a bloody trip wire......to trip the theif up and dash his brains out without triggering the damn thing off.......... watch this space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Take lots of pictures for the forthcoming DEFENDING MY FUEL thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 He's making a blunderbuss to blow the scroat out the garden. You go for it Ditchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Many years ago we adapted a water cannon disruptor to fire 4 star, quite a good flame on it (50 Ft), now that would work in Simons garden! Edited March 30, 2020 by TIGHTCHOKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 well this is the "Bisley alarm mine"...............more like the abysmal alarm mine.............you can see how it works and from what i have said previous ...as to what i will du to it... to mek it gudder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Yep! As per the urban dictionary..........they appear to be made to a Heath Robinson design! but I have every confidence Ditchie will make a silk purse out of the proverbial sows ear!......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Surely even Ditchman can work out why there is no barrel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Can’t see anything wrong with it myself, are they not meant to work with a trip wire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Just now, old'un said: Can’t see anything wrong with it myself, are they not meant to work with a trip wire? Yes and are often fixed to a vehicle so pulled if vehicle is moved. I think Simon needs to fettle it a bit so that the pull weight is a bit more reasonable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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