ditchman Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10351605/Norfolk-Broads-boat-skipper-36-Tasered-arrested-attacking-police.html i tel yew boi thats all happing in ole cantley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Why were the Police questioning him about running aground? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 7 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Why were the Police questioning him about running aground? proberly dropping off sum migrants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitebridges Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 Where would you run aground on the Yare? Must be Breydon Water? He must have been doing something wrong being so twitchy. Let's hope it comes out in the court case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 46 minutes ago, ditchman said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10351605/Norfolk-Broads-boat-skipper-36-Tasered-arrested-attacking-police.html i tel yew boi thats all happing in ole cantley Just read all about it in The Daily Telegraph and said to my wife that you would be commenting this morning. Hmmmmmm my old insticts also suggest there may be more to it. Look forward to a more detailed report from Our Man In Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 must have been a hectic boat chase.....the miscreant was on a hiding to nothing doing 10 knots...when he knew fair well that the police launch could do a heady 15knots...must have looked like a new James Bond movie......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 hour ago, ditchman said: must have been a hectic boat chase.....the miscreant was on a hiding to nothing doing 10 knots...when he knew fair well that the police launch could do a heady 15knots...must have looked like a new James Bond movie......... The star criminal. DR DOH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 4 hours ago, ditchman said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10351605/Norfolk-Broads-boat-skipper-36-Tasered-arrested-attacking-police.html i tel yew boi thats all happing in ole cantley The place never made headline news when you were keeping an eye on what was going on, along with the inside information you got from the remote hamlets . If this carry on we will get a petition out to tempt you back into the fold with a healthy portion of Haddock from your favourite fish and chip shop , and not forgetting a bottle of wine the colour of T C game cartridges , all the way from Aldi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSpredder Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 3 hours ago, ditchman said: must have been a hectic boat chase.....the miscreant was on a hiding to nothing doing 10 knots...when he knew fair well that the police launch could do a heady 15knots...must have looked like a new James Bond movie......... Sounds more like a new Arthur Ransome book, but I am fairly sure the original "Coot Club" managed to sort out the Hullabaloos without any need for tasers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 hour ago, marsh man said: The place never made headline news when you were keeping an eye on what was going on, along with the inside information you got from the remote hamlets . If this carry on we will get a petition out to tempt you back into the fold with a healthy portion of Haddock from your favourite fish and chip shop , and not forgetting a bottle of wine the colour of T C game cartridges , all the way from Aldi Yep . This stuff never happened on ditchmans watch .🥸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 It is entirely Ditchmans fault, the Norfolk Mafia think they can get away with it now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: It is entirely Ditchmans fault, the Norfolk Mafia think they can get away with it now! Those poor mafia souls no nothing of the rage that is heading their way . I bet Simons Tom selleck moustache is bristling with anger , as he pumps up the flat tyre on his suzuki , in readiness of visiting his Cantley wrath upon them . Rip Norfolk mafia 🎱. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: It is entirely Ditchmans fault, the Norfolk Mafia think they can get away with it now! I don't think the low crime rate in the village will ever be the same again now the main man have up stumps and departed , I even heard from reliable sauce's that the security at the sugar beet factory have been doubled now from one cat to two , although one of the cats had to come out of retirement . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 31 minutes ago, marsh man said: I don't think the low crime rate in the village will ever be the same again now the main man have up stumps and departed , I even heard from reliable sauce's that the security at the sugar beet factory have been doubled now from one cat to two , although one of the cats had to come out of retirement . Would that have been syrup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted December 29, 2021 Report Share Posted December 29, 2021 How can he be homeless if he owns a boat? 3 hours ago, ditchman said: D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. Do i look like i give a duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 10 hours ago, billytheghillie said: How can he be homeless if he owns a boat? Do i look like i give a duck FIGJAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 4 hours ago, ditchman said: FIGJAM You'll have to pm me the meaning of that one Simon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, mel b3 said: You'll have to pm me the meaning of that one Simon. It stands for ‘f I’m good’ just ask me’ Come on, get with it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Jaymo said: It stands for ‘f I’m good’ just ask me’ Come on, get with it!!!! I can't believe that I couldn't figure that one out 🤪. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, mel b3 said: I can't believe that I couldn't figure that one out 🤪. Are you THICK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Are you THICK? All I could think about was ditchmans Tom selleck moustache 🥰. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Just now, mel b3 said: All I could think about was ditchmans Tom selleck moustache 🥰. Well if that keeps you UP all night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 30, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 1 minute ago, mel b3 said: All I could think about was ditchmans Tom selleck moustache 🥰. i thought the FIG would put you on the scent of ginger.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Well if that keeps you UP all night! Yeah yeah , don't pretend that your mind doesn't wander off to his Tom selleck moustache and ripling muscles 💪. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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